Story: Shuiichi One Half
Author: Minuiko
Warning: Insults to Kurama's manhood
Rating: PG 13
This is my second story. No, I am not a very reader-friendly author *sigh*. Would this story be considered a yaoi? (Kurama won't exactly be a guy anymore . . . ^_^) Sorry to fellow Big Pen users who don't like Hiei/Kurama!
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Chapter One: The Cursed Springs
Kurama's POV
"Jusenkyo?!" Yusuke exclaimed. "Where the hell is that?!"
Koenma shook his head sadly, saying, "Jusenkyo is a place in China. Apparently, the monster who stole my father's ring will be waiting for you there."
I tilted my head and thought to myself. /Why would the monster steal King Enma's psychic ring? Unless . . . there's something about Jusenkyo that we don't know . . ./
Koenma said to us, "I want you to get that ring back at all costs! It can turn humans with no spirit power into zombies!"
Kuwabara yawned, saying, "It's no problem, Koenma. Just tell me one thing: Are there mice there?"
Ignoring him, Yusuke clapped me on the back, saying in a cheerful voice, "Come on, Kurama, we're going to China!"
I looked at him funny. "Why are you so cheerful?"
He whispered, "Keiko invited me to this stupid dance at school. Now I've got a good reason to skip! The big baby finally did some good for once!"
I smiled. Then I looked around. "Where's Hiei? Isn't he coming?"
Kuwabara caught up with us, scoffing, "He's coming alright, he's probably just killing off a few endangered species in the forest."
I smiled. "What does it matter? Hiei can probably get there faster than we can on a plane."
Why-why was I worrying about that little fire demon? Because the worst he can do was kill himself? I have no idea why my mind keeps telling me to tease him at any given chance, but it does. I turned around with a sudden thought.
"How are we getting there?"
Yusuke grinned. "That's easy. We're walking!"
*~*~*~*~ Jusenkyo Springs (With Hiei) ~*~*~*~*
A woman with long, dark blue hair and a long black cloak was waiting for us at the springs. There were notes following us, written in ink made up of spirit energy; they led us here.
She looked at all of us, smiling triumphantly. "So, you made it after all. I've been waiting for you - especially you, Kurama."
I looked at her, confused. She licked her lips, cackling. "My name . . . is Takimi. I believe that you're here for the ring?"
She jumped onto one of the many poles surrounding the many springs, announcing, "I will fight all of you at once on these poles."
As Yusuke was about to rush in, I stopped him. "No. I sense a strange power coming from the springs. Let me fight alone."
He nodded reluctantly. I heard Hiei say calmly, "Let him go. He can take care of himself."
Jumping onto a pole, I set myself into a defensive stance. Takimi smirked, crying, "Poison needles!"
My hand was at my long, flowing red hair. I pulled out my traditional rose, yelling, "Rose Whip!!!"
My rose whip deflected the needles and sent Takimi's left leg flying (A/N Ew!). She smiled again. "I knew that I couldn't beat you on fair terms." She balanced on her pole with one leg.
She took out King Enma's ring. It flashed in her hand, as she cried, "But with this, I can!"
It glowed, and I felt my body being lifted out of my will. She used the psychic ring to hold me right on top of a nearby spring. She said softly, "The cursed springs of Jusenkyo . . . They turn you into whatever drowned there last . . . I will send you into the spring of the five hundred year old insect!"
As she was about to throw me into the spring, I cried, "Rose Whip Lash!!!"
I sliced off the hand carrying the ring, managed to avoid the insect spring . . .
And landed into another one. Just my luck huh? Takimi teleported away, cursing, while my friends ran over to me looking worried (well, amused would better describe Hiei). Yusuke helped me out of the spring, while Kuwabara said, "You okay, man?"
Hiei smirked, saying, "Not man anymore."
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked confused, as I looked down . . .
YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! I had a girl's body! A teenaged girl! The breasts weren't exactly small either. Blushing, I tried to cover up, but before I could, Yusuke and Kuwabara burst out laughing.
Hiei said to me in an amused voice, "It looks like you fell into the spring of the drowned girl."
I threw him a dirty look (A/N ?? Kurama's almost never angy!). He stated the obvious WAY too much. Then, before I could kill him (not literally), Botan arrived on her oar. Yusuke stopped laughing, grinned, and handed Botan the hand with the ring on it. She made a disgusted face, smiled, and said to Yusuke, "Without the hand, please, Yusuke?"
He obliged, took a bow, and said, "Kurama's had a bit of an accident."
She sighed. "Kurama's always getting hurt. It really frightens me and - WAAAH!!!"
She had just taken a look at my body. I turned red again, and explained, "I . . . er, fell into the one of the cursed springs. It turned me into a girl."
She shooed me explanation away, exclaiming, "Look at your hands! As soon as we get back, I'm giving you a manicure!"
I flushed darker. I retorted, "So my hands weren't okay before?"
A pink tinge crept to her cheeks. "It was great for a guy, but you're a girl now! Come on, let's go back to Koenma!"
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Yay! Pretty good for me, I would say! A big sorry to Kurama, I'm sure he wouldn't want to end up like this . . . Yes, he does have a girls' voice . . .
I'll update as soon as I get three reviews! (Yes, that is a threat)
Author: Minuiko
Warning: Insults to Kurama's manhood
Rating: PG 13
This is my second story. No, I am not a very reader-friendly author *sigh*. Would this story be considered a yaoi? (Kurama won't exactly be a guy anymore . . . ^_^) Sorry to fellow Big Pen users who don't like Hiei/Kurama!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter One: The Cursed Springs
Kurama's POV
"Jusenkyo?!" Yusuke exclaimed. "Where the hell is that?!"
Koenma shook his head sadly, saying, "Jusenkyo is a place in China. Apparently, the monster who stole my father's ring will be waiting for you there."
I tilted my head and thought to myself. /Why would the monster steal King Enma's psychic ring? Unless . . . there's something about Jusenkyo that we don't know . . ./
Koenma said to us, "I want you to get that ring back at all costs! It can turn humans with no spirit power into zombies!"
Kuwabara yawned, saying, "It's no problem, Koenma. Just tell me one thing: Are there mice there?"
Ignoring him, Yusuke clapped me on the back, saying in a cheerful voice, "Come on, Kurama, we're going to China!"
I looked at him funny. "Why are you so cheerful?"
He whispered, "Keiko invited me to this stupid dance at school. Now I've got a good reason to skip! The big baby finally did some good for once!"
I smiled. Then I looked around. "Where's Hiei? Isn't he coming?"
Kuwabara caught up with us, scoffing, "He's coming alright, he's probably just killing off a few endangered species in the forest."
I smiled. "What does it matter? Hiei can probably get there faster than we can on a plane."
Why-why was I worrying about that little fire demon? Because the worst he can do was kill himself? I have no idea why my mind keeps telling me to tease him at any given chance, but it does. I turned around with a sudden thought.
"How are we getting there?"
Yusuke grinned. "That's easy. We're walking!"
*~*~*~*~ Jusenkyo Springs (With Hiei) ~*~*~*~*
A woman with long, dark blue hair and a long black cloak was waiting for us at the springs. There were notes following us, written in ink made up of spirit energy; they led us here.
She looked at all of us, smiling triumphantly. "So, you made it after all. I've been waiting for you - especially you, Kurama."
I looked at her, confused. She licked her lips, cackling. "My name . . . is Takimi. I believe that you're here for the ring?"
She jumped onto one of the many poles surrounding the many springs, announcing, "I will fight all of you at once on these poles."
As Yusuke was about to rush in, I stopped him. "No. I sense a strange power coming from the springs. Let me fight alone."
He nodded reluctantly. I heard Hiei say calmly, "Let him go. He can take care of himself."
Jumping onto a pole, I set myself into a defensive stance. Takimi smirked, crying, "Poison needles!"
My hand was at my long, flowing red hair. I pulled out my traditional rose, yelling, "Rose Whip!!!"
My rose whip deflected the needles and sent Takimi's left leg flying (A/N Ew!). She smiled again. "I knew that I couldn't beat you on fair terms." She balanced on her pole with one leg.
She took out King Enma's ring. It flashed in her hand, as she cried, "But with this, I can!"
It glowed, and I felt my body being lifted out of my will. She used the psychic ring to hold me right on top of a nearby spring. She said softly, "The cursed springs of Jusenkyo . . . They turn you into whatever drowned there last . . . I will send you into the spring of the five hundred year old insect!"
As she was about to throw me into the spring, I cried, "Rose Whip Lash!!!"
I sliced off the hand carrying the ring, managed to avoid the insect spring . . .
And landed into another one. Just my luck huh? Takimi teleported away, cursing, while my friends ran over to me looking worried (well, amused would better describe Hiei). Yusuke helped me out of the spring, while Kuwabara said, "You okay, man?"
Hiei smirked, saying, "Not man anymore."
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked confused, as I looked down . . .
YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! I had a girl's body! A teenaged girl! The breasts weren't exactly small either. Blushing, I tried to cover up, but before I could, Yusuke and Kuwabara burst out laughing.
Hiei said to me in an amused voice, "It looks like you fell into the spring of the drowned girl."
I threw him a dirty look (A/N ?? Kurama's almost never angy!). He stated the obvious WAY too much. Then, before I could kill him (not literally), Botan arrived on her oar. Yusuke stopped laughing, grinned, and handed Botan the hand with the ring on it. She made a disgusted face, smiled, and said to Yusuke, "Without the hand, please, Yusuke?"
He obliged, took a bow, and said, "Kurama's had a bit of an accident."
She sighed. "Kurama's always getting hurt. It really frightens me and - WAAAH!!!"
She had just taken a look at my body. I turned red again, and explained, "I . . . er, fell into the one of the cursed springs. It turned me into a girl."
She shooed me explanation away, exclaiming, "Look at your hands! As soon as we get back, I'm giving you a manicure!"
I flushed darker. I retorted, "So my hands weren't okay before?"
A pink tinge crept to her cheeks. "It was great for a guy, but you're a girl now! Come on, let's go back to Koenma!"
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Yay! Pretty good for me, I would say! A big sorry to Kurama, I'm sure he wouldn't want to end up like this . . . Yes, he does have a girls' voice . . .
I'll update as soon as I get three reviews! (Yes, that is a threat)
