Imaginary Friends
Summary: What will happen when to cousins, Michelle, (A.k.a. Schmell) finds a Will Turner, and Jessica (A.k.a. Ica) finds Jack Sparrow? We keep them of course, but with some funny situations and problems! Read to find out more!
-Day 1: Saturday Night-
-- Ica's P.O.V.--
It was Saturday night, after I took a shower, that I felt like I was being watched. I walked into my room and looked around. Seeing no one I walked over to my mirror and started to brush my hair. As I was looking at my reflection in the mirror I looked at my walls, completely covered in pictures of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
I walked over to my computer and read some fan fic.s. After a few minutes I got up and turned off the computer, sighing. "That would never happen. Well, I guess that's why it's called fan Fiction. I got to get some sleep." I said slumping into my bed, and turning off the lights.
"Ye should ne'er say ne'er." said a very familiar voice. I shot straight up and turned on the light. After my eyes adjusted to the sudden bright light, I saw a figure that was extremely familiar.
"Captain Jack Sparrow?!" I said—or asked rather—disbelieving.
"Aye. The one and only." He smirked.
"What are you doing here? I mean you are a movie character!" I inquired.
"Well, I would tell you but that's the question I would like you to answer for me." He said to me.
"Oh... right. Ok so... what am I gonna do with you? I mean if I take you out into public we will get attacked by crazed fans. If I leave you in my room here, my mom will find you in here and call the police or something!" you think out loud. "Also, a disguise is out of the question, simply because the only clothes I have happen to be woman's not men's, and I don't think you would want to be a cross dresser."
"Ummm... no I don't think that would be a good idea." Said Jack.
"Ok, lets figure this out. Maybe a little snack will help." I say picking up some chips from my computer desk. "Here." I said handing Jack the bag.
"What's this?" he asks eyeing the bag suspiciously.
"It's called chips. They are very good. Go ahead and try some." I told him reassuringly.
"It isn't the stuff inside I was just looking at the animal on the front." He says looking at the squirrel on the front.
"Ok. Ya know he's not real, so he can't hurt ya." I said looking at him glare at the happy little squirrel.
"I know that he can't hurt me, because I'm Captain Jack..." he started but I cut him off.
"Captain Jack Sparrow, yes, yes I already know."
"Well, you take all fun out of it when you say it, Luv, but t sounds sexier when you say it also." He says grinning at me.
"Oh, just shut up. I need to get to sleep. It's already 12:07!" I said looking at the digital clock next to my bed. I turned off the light and lay down on my bed. Right after I closed my eyes I felt weight on my bed. Without even opening my eyes I said, "Captain Jack Sparrow, get out of my bed! Now!" then, shoved him off my bed and he landed on the floor with a loud thump. I jumped out of bed and turned on my light. "Are you ok?" I asked looking at him sympathetically.
"I'm ok, Luv, just don't do that again! That bloody well hurt." He said standing up rubbing his bum.
"Sorry. I just... Reflex." I said looking at him standing next to my bed. "I just didn't want you to pop a hole in my water bed. With, uh... your swords." I said eyeing his sword hanging from his belt.
"Don't worry, Luv, I won't use it on ye." He said with a slight chuckle.
"You do know I have a name, and it isn't Luv." I smirked at Jack.
"Well, what would your name be, Luv?" he asked me obvious enjoying that he was getting on my nerves calling me Luv.
"It happens to be Jessica. But all my friends call me ica. Don't ask it's a long story and also an inside joke!" I said, knowing fully that he would in fact ask and I would have to take like half an hour explaining.
"ica? What kinda nick name is that? We have time... tell me this long story." He said smirking, knowing he was getting on my bad side. And my bad side is not a place you wanna be!
"Well, it started a few weeks ago when we had to do a project for science, and I put my name on one side, a picture on the other. Well, my cousin, Michelle, or Schmell, as I like to call her, said I should put 'Jess' on one side and 'ica' on the other. From then on, every one called me ica." 'Just give him the easy to under stand version so I don't explain a whole science lesson to him!!!!' I thought.
"Oh, well, that wasn't that long of a story!" he said then added "ica." Under his breathe, "What a weird name."
I turned over on the bed and turned off the light. Then said, "Ya know I heard that!" with a chuckle. And fell into a deep sleep, to get enough sleep for shopping at the mall tomorrow. 'Wait! The mall! I can't leave clueless here, but I can't bring him either! Uhhh... what to do, what to do? I'll figure this out tomorrow!' I thought after I let out a small- aggravated moan.
"What's the matter, ica?" Jack asked.
"—Yawn—Mall, tomorrow... what to do with...--Yawn—you?" I said starting to drift into sleep.
"Well, you could always... wait what's a 'mall'?" he asked but didn't get an answer because I was snoring, and sleeping soundly.
I snap awake with a start as I look around my room to see Jack, My mother, Schmell, and Will Turner(... wait WILL TURNER!?!) staring back at me looking worried and confused.
"Are you okay? You wouldn't get up when we basically shook your brains out." Schmell informed me. After I shook my head indicating 'yes' she added "Good, time to go to the mall."
Well, that's all for now. Will will come in the next chappie. Sorry if this chappie sucks (out loud) but I'm incredibly tired and it's like 12:00 at night when I'm writing this. I had to change this around a lot to. So please review and the next chappie will be up sooner! If you have any Ideas that would be funny leave them in a review. Even when there are 2 people (Me {my nick name really is Ica 4 the same reason in this story} and my cousin, Michelle, {Schmell is her real nick name too! X-D!} are writing this, and we come up with very funny (and possibly evil muhahahaha, sorry better now) situations but, more can help improve this story a little! Great Thanks! Please Review! Until Next Time, Ica & Schmell!
Summary: What will happen when to cousins, Michelle, (A.k.a. Schmell) finds a Will Turner, and Jessica (A.k.a. Ica) finds Jack Sparrow? We keep them of course, but with some funny situations and problems! Read to find out more!
-Day 1: Saturday Night-
-- Ica's P.O.V.--
It was Saturday night, after I took a shower, that I felt like I was being watched. I walked into my room and looked around. Seeing no one I walked over to my mirror and started to brush my hair. As I was looking at my reflection in the mirror I looked at my walls, completely covered in pictures of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
I walked over to my computer and read some fan fic.s. After a few minutes I got up and turned off the computer, sighing. "That would never happen. Well, I guess that's why it's called fan Fiction. I got to get some sleep." I said slumping into my bed, and turning off the lights.
"Ye should ne'er say ne'er." said a very familiar voice. I shot straight up and turned on the light. After my eyes adjusted to the sudden bright light, I saw a figure that was extremely familiar.
"Captain Jack Sparrow?!" I said—or asked rather—disbelieving.
"Aye. The one and only." He smirked.
"What are you doing here? I mean you are a movie character!" I inquired.
"Well, I would tell you but that's the question I would like you to answer for me." He said to me.
"Oh... right. Ok so... what am I gonna do with you? I mean if I take you out into public we will get attacked by crazed fans. If I leave you in my room here, my mom will find you in here and call the police or something!" you think out loud. "Also, a disguise is out of the question, simply because the only clothes I have happen to be woman's not men's, and I don't think you would want to be a cross dresser."
"Ummm... no I don't think that would be a good idea." Said Jack.
"Ok, lets figure this out. Maybe a little snack will help." I say picking up some chips from my computer desk. "Here." I said handing Jack the bag.
"What's this?" he asks eyeing the bag suspiciously.
"It's called chips. They are very good. Go ahead and try some." I told him reassuringly.
"It isn't the stuff inside I was just looking at the animal on the front." He says looking at the squirrel on the front.
"Ok. Ya know he's not real, so he can't hurt ya." I said looking at him glare at the happy little squirrel.
"I know that he can't hurt me, because I'm Captain Jack..." he started but I cut him off.
"Captain Jack Sparrow, yes, yes I already know."
"Well, you take all fun out of it when you say it, Luv, but t sounds sexier when you say it also." He says grinning at me.
"Oh, just shut up. I need to get to sleep. It's already 12:07!" I said looking at the digital clock next to my bed. I turned off the light and lay down on my bed. Right after I closed my eyes I felt weight on my bed. Without even opening my eyes I said, "Captain Jack Sparrow, get out of my bed! Now!" then, shoved him off my bed and he landed on the floor with a loud thump. I jumped out of bed and turned on my light. "Are you ok?" I asked looking at him sympathetically.
"I'm ok, Luv, just don't do that again! That bloody well hurt." He said standing up rubbing his bum.
"Sorry. I just... Reflex." I said looking at him standing next to my bed. "I just didn't want you to pop a hole in my water bed. With, uh... your swords." I said eyeing his sword hanging from his belt.
"Don't worry, Luv, I won't use it on ye." He said with a slight chuckle.
"You do know I have a name, and it isn't Luv." I smirked at Jack.
"Well, what would your name be, Luv?" he asked me obvious enjoying that he was getting on my nerves calling me Luv.
"It happens to be Jessica. But all my friends call me ica. Don't ask it's a long story and also an inside joke!" I said, knowing fully that he would in fact ask and I would have to take like half an hour explaining.
"ica? What kinda nick name is that? We have time... tell me this long story." He said smirking, knowing he was getting on my bad side. And my bad side is not a place you wanna be!
"Well, it started a few weeks ago when we had to do a project for science, and I put my name on one side, a picture on the other. Well, my cousin, Michelle, or Schmell, as I like to call her, said I should put 'Jess' on one side and 'ica' on the other. From then on, every one called me ica." 'Just give him the easy to under stand version so I don't explain a whole science lesson to him!!!!' I thought.
"Oh, well, that wasn't that long of a story!" he said then added "ica." Under his breathe, "What a weird name."
I turned over on the bed and turned off the light. Then said, "Ya know I heard that!" with a chuckle. And fell into a deep sleep, to get enough sleep for shopping at the mall tomorrow. 'Wait! The mall! I can't leave clueless here, but I can't bring him either! Uhhh... what to do, what to do? I'll figure this out tomorrow!' I thought after I let out a small- aggravated moan.
"What's the matter, ica?" Jack asked.
"—Yawn—Mall, tomorrow... what to do with...--Yawn—you?" I said starting to drift into sleep.
"Well, you could always... wait what's a 'mall'?" he asked but didn't get an answer because I was snoring, and sleeping soundly.
I snap awake with a start as I look around my room to see Jack, My mother, Schmell, and Will Turner(... wait WILL TURNER!?!) staring back at me looking worried and confused.
"Are you okay? You wouldn't get up when we basically shook your brains out." Schmell informed me. After I shook my head indicating 'yes' she added "Good, time to go to the mall."
Well, that's all for now. Will will come in the next chappie. Sorry if this chappie sucks (out loud) but I'm incredibly tired and it's like 12:00 at night when I'm writing this. I had to change this around a lot to. So please review and the next chappie will be up sooner! If you have any Ideas that would be funny leave them in a review. Even when there are 2 people (Me {my nick name really is Ica 4 the same reason in this story} and my cousin, Michelle, {Schmell is her real nick name too! X-D!} are writing this, and we come up with very funny (and possibly evil muhahahaha, sorry better now) situations but, more can help improve this story a little! Great Thanks! Please Review! Until Next Time, Ica & Schmell!