A camera lets of a large amount of static before finally working. It revealed a rather unsettling sight. A dark purple curtain with a wooden floor and a dramatic wooden chair in the center. Sounds of nature and water were heard in the background as if the setting was outdoors.
At this point a bronzong floats into the camera frame. He turns to the camera with a sigh and grins "Wow... it's been a long time." He mused "Too long." He chuckled and exhaled some more. "What has it been? 3 years now? I could be wrong, but I do know it's been a loooooooong time!"
"Most of you probably don't even remember me." He laughed "I don't blame you if you don't though, I understand!" He floats closer "The reason I'm here today is because I want to inform you all..." He smiles happily
"I AM COMING BACK!" He exclaims as the curtain falls. It revealed an island, no, THE island. Waves crashed upon the sand and numerous dwebble, krabby, and corphish scuttle away. Pine trees pierced the sky and under them were 2 run-down cabins. To the right of the island was a snow-capped mountain range. He grinned happily.
"I AM BACK! I WANNA COME BACK WITH A BANG BABY!"