okay! First of all, I bet you're wondering why I chose The Phantom of the Opera.
For those of you that never heard of it, it's my favorite play (or more to the
point, Broadway Musical) And one of the best Broadway Musicals in the world!!!!
Call me dorky if you want for liking it, but hey!! It's friekin' tight man!!!
Anyway, this is more of blooper reel, instead of the actual thing. So those of
you who like the Phantom of the Opera, don't get offended. By what my buddy's
have told me, this stuff is really funny!!
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I don't own any Inuyasha characters, and I am not the creator of the Broadway
Musical, The Phantom of the Opera, by Andrew Lloyd Webber, or the creator of the
original novel, The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux ( did I spell that
right?) As they say, ENJOY!!!!!!
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The Phantom of the Opera
Cast List:
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul De Chagne: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede ( Okay! I know she's old, but not that old!!)
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
The Stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The Ballet Girls: Kagura, Kanna, Shiori, Rin, Saio, Yura, Ayame, Tsuyu, Nazuna,
and Mrs. Higurashi (Kagome's mommy!!)
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Scene One
( Hannibal Practice!!)
The acters are gathered on stage. The giant elephant is being brought out
on stage. All of the ballerinas are gathered together in their "slave" outfits.
Director: Okay folks!! The performence is next week!! We need to brush up on our
lines, and practice, practice, prac- *stunned pause*
Miroku!! What are you doing?!!!
Miroku: I never knew how interesting the slave girl costumes were! The only thing
covering their legs are thin strips of ribbon!!
The Girls: *stare at Miroku with dark looks on their faces*
Mrs. Higurashi: How dare you, Mr. Miroku!!! Staring at my daughter, and all of
these little girls like that! You should be fired on the spot!!
Director: Calm down Mademoizelle Higurashi!! (woah! Sounds wierd combing French
and Japanese!!!!) I'm sure he wasn't looking at them THAT way!
Kagura: Tssssss!! Yeah right!!
Yura: Maybe the monk will stop staring if his face is covered in lovely black
hair.
Rin: Shut up Yura! Why're you even here?! You're s'posed to be dead!!!
(oohh! Never heard Rin talk like that before!)
Kanna: Rin! You shouldn't talk that way!! She hs seniority!!
Kagura: Wow! I'm your sister, and I've never heard you talk Period!!
Kanna: *silence*
Dirctor: Please Peope!! The performance is approaching!! We must get back to
rehearsal!!!
Everyone: *gets back into position*
Miroku: Hey! Can we ditch the ballet and have a can-can instead??
Director: Uhhh....Why...?
Miroku: Ummm....Uhhhhh....
Kagome: So he could look up what little skirt we have!!!
Miroku: Yeah!! That sounds about right!!!
Girls: You pervert!!
Nazuna: *walks up to Miroku, and slaps him accross the face*
Director: No no!! Stay away from him! He's the only Joseph Buquet we have!!
Kagome: Umm...uhh..*notices big slap mark on Miroku's face* Too late!!
Director: Just get back into positions, please!!
Kikyo: *comes storming across the stage* This is an outrage!!!!!
*everyone stares*
Kikyo: Why do I have to be Carlotta?!! I look like an idiot and a tramp!!
Ayame: *under her breathe* That's because you are!!
*luckilly, no one heard that, except for Kagome who starts laughing uncontrollably*
Kikyo: *glares at Kagome* And what is so funny?!!
Kagome: *stares at her, and tries not to laugh* Well, you get to be Miroku;s
lover!!!
Everyone: *starts to laugh*
Kikyo: *glares at eveyone, then turns to the director* Let me be Christine!!
I'll get to be the lead role, and be loved by Inuyasha!!
Kagome: * shocked* I am Christine!! *coldly* I look and sing better than you anyway!
The part fits. You are already like Carlotta!
Kikyo: *looks taken aback* You witch!!*glares at Kagome, then stomps off the stage*
Everyone: *breaks into hysterical laughter*
Director: Sheesh! What a Prima Donna!! *sweatdrop* Uhh...please people!! We must get
back to work!!
*in the audience, Inuyasha and Kouga are sitting boredly, drinking Sobe's*
Kouga: Hey Dog-Turd?
Inuyasha: What?
Kouga: I don't know, I just lost my thought.
Inuyasha: Oh
Kouga: How come we're not in this scene? We're like the main characters.
Inuyasha: Yup
Kouga: Even though their lives are so messed up, they're boring to watch.
Inuyasha: *sluuuuurrrppp* Yup
Kouga: Wanna' go down there and bug um'?
Inuyasha: 'Kay
*back on stage*
The people are slowly starting to get back into positions. The music is about to start.
Miroku: *stares dumbfoundedly at the ceiling*
Director: Joseph!! What are you doing now??!!!!
Miroku: Did you ever notice how hot those naked angels up there are?
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Kagome: Ugggh!! The pervert!! We'll never get this thing right!!
Inuyasha and Kouga: *appear outta' nowhere*
Director: *stares absentmindedly at them* This isn't your scene!! What are you doing on
stage??!!
Inuyasha: That's why we came. Why aren't we in this scene?
Kouga: Yeah! We're like the main characters.
Inuyasha: Let's face it! We're barely gonna' be on here.
Kagome: Uggh! You two! The poor director is trying to direct, and you two blow it all!!
Inuyasha: Heh heh? Hey! Why are you so worried Kagome? I get some pretty good scenes with
you!!
Kouga: Hey wait!! I've got laods of juicy scenes with Kagome!! What're you braggin' about?
Inuyasha: What!! You've got scenes with Kagome!! You can't touch Kagome!!
Kouga: Oh yeah? I can and I will!!
Inuyasha and Kouga: *brawl*
Kagome: Uhh...guys?
Director: Uggh!!! FORGET IT!!!! *walks off the stage muttering about why he ever decided to
direct plays anyway*
Everyone: *stares and gets into position*
*the music starts. Everyone gets into position*
Chorus: In Feasting and dancing and song!
Tonight in celebration.....
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Sorry! This is all I can do for now!! If you like it, tell me please!!!! I won't be able
to finish this for a while. I have to conclude my other story, A Cursed Life: How it all Started.
If you want me to finish this story, just send a review requesting it. If you're bored until
then, read the story I just mentioned. This shall continue!!!
For those of you that never heard of it, it's my favorite play (or more to the
point, Broadway Musical) And one of the best Broadway Musicals in the world!!!!
Call me dorky if you want for liking it, but hey!! It's friekin' tight man!!!
Anyway, this is more of blooper reel, instead of the actual thing. So those of
you who like the Phantom of the Opera, don't get offended. By what my buddy's
have told me, this stuff is really funny!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't own any Inuyasha characters, and I am not the creator of the Broadway
Musical, The Phantom of the Opera, by Andrew Lloyd Webber, or the creator of the
original novel, The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux ( did I spell that
right?) As they say, ENJOY!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Phantom of the Opera
Cast List:
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul De Chagne: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede ( Okay! I know she's old, but not that old!!)
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
The Stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The Ballet Girls: Kagura, Kanna, Shiori, Rin, Saio, Yura, Ayame, Tsuyu, Nazuna,
and Mrs. Higurashi (Kagome's mommy!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene One
( Hannibal Practice!!)
The acters are gathered on stage. The giant elephant is being brought out
on stage. All of the ballerinas are gathered together in their "slave" outfits.
Director: Okay folks!! The performence is next week!! We need to brush up on our
lines, and practice, practice, prac- *stunned pause*
Miroku!! What are you doing?!!!
Miroku: I never knew how interesting the slave girl costumes were! The only thing
covering their legs are thin strips of ribbon!!
The Girls: *stare at Miroku with dark looks on their faces*
Mrs. Higurashi: How dare you, Mr. Miroku!!! Staring at my daughter, and all of
these little girls like that! You should be fired on the spot!!
Director: Calm down Mademoizelle Higurashi!! (woah! Sounds wierd combing French
and Japanese!!!!) I'm sure he wasn't looking at them THAT way!
Kagura: Tssssss!! Yeah right!!
Yura: Maybe the monk will stop staring if his face is covered in lovely black
hair.
Rin: Shut up Yura! Why're you even here?! You're s'posed to be dead!!!
(oohh! Never heard Rin talk like that before!)
Kanna: Rin! You shouldn't talk that way!! She hs seniority!!
Kagura: Wow! I'm your sister, and I've never heard you talk Period!!
Kanna: *silence*
Dirctor: Please Peope!! The performance is approaching!! We must get back to
rehearsal!!!
Everyone: *gets back into position*
Miroku: Hey! Can we ditch the ballet and have a can-can instead??
Director: Uhhh....Why...?
Miroku: Ummm....Uhhhhh....
Kagome: So he could look up what little skirt we have!!!
Miroku: Yeah!! That sounds about right!!!
Girls: You pervert!!
Nazuna: *walks up to Miroku, and slaps him accross the face*
Director: No no!! Stay away from him! He's the only Joseph Buquet we have!!
Kagome: Umm...uhh..*notices big slap mark on Miroku's face* Too late!!
Director: Just get back into positions, please!!
Kikyo: *comes storming across the stage* This is an outrage!!!!!
*everyone stares*
Kikyo: Why do I have to be Carlotta?!! I look like an idiot and a tramp!!
Ayame: *under her breathe* That's because you are!!
*luckilly, no one heard that, except for Kagome who starts laughing uncontrollably*
Kikyo: *glares at Kagome* And what is so funny?!!
Kagome: *stares at her, and tries not to laugh* Well, you get to be Miroku;s
lover!!!
Everyone: *starts to laugh*
Kikyo: *glares at eveyone, then turns to the director* Let me be Christine!!
I'll get to be the lead role, and be loved by Inuyasha!!
Kagome: * shocked* I am Christine!! *coldly* I look and sing better than you anyway!
The part fits. You are already like Carlotta!
Kikyo: *looks taken aback* You witch!!*glares at Kagome, then stomps off the stage*
Everyone: *breaks into hysterical laughter*
Director: Sheesh! What a Prima Donna!! *sweatdrop* Uhh...please people!! We must get
back to work!!
*in the audience, Inuyasha and Kouga are sitting boredly, drinking Sobe's*
Kouga: Hey Dog-Turd?
Inuyasha: What?
Kouga: I don't know, I just lost my thought.
Inuyasha: Oh
Kouga: How come we're not in this scene? We're like the main characters.
Inuyasha: Yup
Kouga: Even though their lives are so messed up, they're boring to watch.
Inuyasha: *sluuuuurrrppp* Yup
Kouga: Wanna' go down there and bug um'?
Inuyasha: 'Kay
*back on stage*
The people are slowly starting to get back into positions. The music is about to start.
Miroku: *stares dumbfoundedly at the ceiling*
Director: Joseph!! What are you doing now??!!!!
Miroku: Did you ever notice how hot those naked angels up there are?
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Kagome: Ugggh!! The pervert!! We'll never get this thing right!!
Inuyasha and Kouga: *appear outta' nowhere*
Director: *stares absentmindedly at them* This isn't your scene!! What are you doing on
stage??!!
Inuyasha: That's why we came. Why aren't we in this scene?
Kouga: Yeah! We're like the main characters.
Inuyasha: Let's face it! We're barely gonna' be on here.
Kagome: Uggh! You two! The poor director is trying to direct, and you two blow it all!!
Inuyasha: Heh heh? Hey! Why are you so worried Kagome? I get some pretty good scenes with
you!!
Kouga: Hey wait!! I've got laods of juicy scenes with Kagome!! What're you braggin' about?
Inuyasha: What!! You've got scenes with Kagome!! You can't touch Kagome!!
Kouga: Oh yeah? I can and I will!!
Inuyasha and Kouga: *brawl*
Kagome: Uhh...guys?
Director: Uggh!!! FORGET IT!!!! *walks off the stage muttering about why he ever decided to
direct plays anyway*
Everyone: *stares and gets into position*
*the music starts. Everyone gets into position*
Chorus: In Feasting and dancing and song!
Tonight in celebration.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry! This is all I can do for now!! If you like it, tell me please!!!! I won't be able
to finish this for a while. I have to conclude my other story, A Cursed Life: How it all Started.
If you want me to finish this story, just send a review requesting it. If you're bored until
then, read the story I just mentioned. This shall continue!!!