Pairing: 69100 (Mukuro x Byakuran)

Genre: Romance/Humor

Warning(s): Yaoi/shonen-ai/BL/whatever you want to call it.

Summary: Byakuran ran out of marshmallows and orders Mukuro to buy more. But who knew that buying the wrong brand could lead to something like that...?

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR unfortunately :c I don't own any marshmallows at the moment either T-T

Author's Note: *cough cough chokes cough* It was supposed to be a lemon, but I don't really think this fic really fits a lemon style. I'd rather write a lemon when there's more, I don't know, emotion?

Fic's dedicated to my friends Tessa, Megan, and Ali :).

Merry Christmas everyone, I suppose this counts as a Christmas fic xD.

I also probably got Byakuran really OOC, so sorry about that xD. I'm still in the Future arc, so I still don't know him that well yet! Gomen ;^; Enjoy~

Marshmallows

His indigo eyes narrowed. A frown was set on his face.

One word was uttered: "Marshmallows."

Then his rampage started. "The marshmallows. They're gone." He stared at the man in front of him.

"You ate them all." Said man smirked.

"Then go buy me more. I can't drink Hot Chocolate without marshmallows." He was not the type of person to yell very much. However, this was the last draw. His marshmallows were gone.

"Or else...? Anyway, you can't drink anything without marshmallows."

Now it was his turn to smirk, a spark in his eyes.

"Or else...we won't do...what we've been doing for the past month."

Kufufufu~ "You wouldn't go that far," Mukuro smiled, though there was doubt in his eyes.

"You know I would." Byakuran looked away from the illusionist's face, studying his finger nails in an evil like fashion.

Mukuro sighed. He would go that far.

A laugh escapes from the white haired man after the other leaves.

Mukuro, Mukuro, Mukuro...Do I pleasure you so? His eyes glisten for a bit, But that's why I love you.

OoOoO

Twenty eight shopping bags were shoved through the door, injuring two servants.

All but two bags were filled with marshmallows.

The two bags were filled with pineapples.

Byakuran looked questionably at them.

"What? They were on sale."

The white haired man ripped open one of the bags and frowned.

"These aren't the right brand."

The Vongola mist guardian walked towards his lover.

"So?"

"It's not the right brand. You got the cheaper one." His eyes narrowed.

"Well, you couldn't at least told me what brand you wanted."

"I thought you already knew, dammit!"

"How the hell could've I known?"

"You watch me eat these all day, the least you could do is know the brand." Though his voice was still calm, his expression was not.

Chu.

"Stop talking. You promised..." Mukuro placed a soft kiss at the side of Byakuran's throat.

"I didn't promise anything."

"You implied." With that, Mukuro planted more butterfly kisses on his lover's throat. A moan slipped out from the man under him and the illusionist kissed him, slowly at first, his tongue lightly licking Byakuran's lower lip, making him gasp lightly.

"Byakuran-sama, I have a re - "

Both men look up to see Shoichi Irie on the monitor.

"S-Sumimasen!" The red head utters before shutting it off, and reaching for a tissue for his nosebleed.

Kufufufu~ "Now, where were we?"

Author's Note: I'm sorry! Gomen nasai! I know, it totally sucked D: I seem to be writing shorter fics right now...

However, please review. Please tell me whether you thought it sucked or not c:.

Chu - smooch/kiss

Merry Christmas~ Look for a D18 fic coming soon for New Years :)