Here's a story I had on tumblr so I thought I would post it here too. Please leave reviews if you liked it! This is SLASH! KevEdd - As in KEVIN/EDDWARD AKA DOUBLE D.

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Disclaimer: I do no own anything form Ed Edd N' Eddy

Eddward, also known as Double D, thought the summer was starting off well.

His end of the year report card showed perfect grades, the house was spot less and stocked with all new cleaning supplies. His parents went on a three month cruise, granted it was very lonely but they gave him a debit card and told him he could buy whatever he wanted. He had a long list of books to read, and he mapped out several nature walks where he was sure to seem some fascinating new specimens.

He thought his summer was going to take a turn for the worse when Eddy asked him about an idea. Was it possible for someone to look younger without make up? Or without a large bank account?

When Eddy asked about it the first thing that came to the smartest of the Ed's mind was that his best friend was going to use it in a scam.

Surprisingly that wasn't the case. It was actually for his mom.

"Ya know, to make her feel pretty and stuff. She's been on a health kick lately so I thought, why not? You're super smart so I know you would figure something out. Something I can put a few drops in her drink and it'll make her look younger without her noticing. She's still upset bout earlier this year."

It always made Edd wince thinking about the beginning of their junior school year. Eddy's parents spilt up after his mother found out about his father's affairs with younger women. Eddy was a mess during that time, angry and snappish, but in the end he went back to being normal for the most part. But he did tell them that he was never going to be like his father, one of the two guys he looked up too, and went and got himself a job in the middle of the year.

Thinking about his friends predicament had Edd saying 'yes' before he could think the thing through. It was a big project that he wasn't sure would be done with one summer but he promised Eddy. He told the other teen that it would take a lot of trial and error and that it wouldn't be something he could just whip up in a few days.

Luckily Eddy was patient and understanding about the whole thing, even going so far as to offer money in return if it worked. He just wanted to see his mom happy again and for that Edd told him that he didn't have to pay a dime, instead if he needed supplies for anything Eddy would get it. The other teen happily agreed and the deal was made.

Which is what brought him to this point, in his garage, with his lab coat, gloves and safety googles on while he added the last few drops to the simmering vial. Eddy was in the background watching, not giving any input since he knew Edd hated that, and not touching anything.

When the last drop hit the liquid the mixture in the vial changed color and let out a cloud of smoke. "Eddy! Open the garage door, quickly!"

Eddy did as he was told and threw open the door letting the smoke out as both teens coughed and hunched over to catch their breath. When their coughing fits where done both of them looked at the small vial, in its holder, on the work bench.

"This is it?" Eddy asked, it came out harsh but Edd knew it was just the way his friend was.

"Don't forget Eddy, this is merely this first version, a prototype if you will, of what I'm making. We're going to go through many tests, and many samples, to make sure this becomes the perfect product in its final form."

"Hn," Eddy muttered looking away then back at the vial, "is it supposed to look like that?"

Edd frowned a little looking at the vial closely before picking it up to take a better look in the natural light, "I'm not sure Eddy, it is possible that the mixture will go through several colors and textures."

The beanie wearing teen stepped outside of his garage and held up the vial, the mixture inside was composed of all sorts of things due to his years of science research, but he was by no means an expert. He wasn't going to admit to Eddy but the liquid looked odd, even to him. It was supposed to come out as a flat color, any color at all, but it was supposed to be a simple flat color none the less.

Instead what he got was a shimmery color – a light purple, that when swirled, seemed to turn to a green hue. It reminded Edd of holographic cards in a way and it had him wondering if he did it right.

Edd pressed his lips together tightly thinking of what could have possibly gone wrong. When he opened his mouth to tell Eddy that it may take some more time than before he was interrupt.

"HEY DORK!"

Both Edd and Eddy spun around to see an angry red head walking over and both of them couldn't help but groan.

This couldn't get any worse.

oOOo

Kevin thought he was going to have an amazing summer. He finally saved up enough to go on a trip for the whole summer, on his own, and he was looking forward to it. His grades improved drastically and, after an awkward break up, he was single again. What wasn't there to enjoy?

His baby (his motorcycle) was tucked away nicely in his garage since he was going to be using his dad's truck for the trip. In fact his dad even gave him some extra money so he could unwind after his break up.

Truth be told he didn't want to break up with his, now, ex-girlfriend. Him and Nazz where best friends for the longest time and this year the thought they would give dating a try.

Big mistake.

He thought everything was going great in their relationship, the sex was good and they worked well together. But for some reason as time went on Nazz seemed to get angrier, and angrier. He had no idea why. She would start yelling at him, or saying he wasn't paying attention to her. Which he did, so he was at a loss.

In the end things took a turn for the worse. They screamed and shouted at each other, saying nothing important about the whole thing but letting everything out at the same time. Finally Kevin had enough, the broke up with her. Three weeks before school ended.

To say Nazz was upset would be an understatement.

She didn't talk to him and went out of her way to walk pass him and snub him. He didn't understand what went wrong and he tried to explaining to his dad but even with all the advice his dad gave him he still didn't quite understand. In the end his dad told him just to take the trip he was saving up for and give her some much needed space, it was something they both needed.

So that's what he was doing.

With the last of his things packed he went over his mental check list again to make sure he had everything. He was going one state over where no one knew him so it would kind of be like a fresh start but a fresh start he could return home from in three months.

He was also sort of hoping that he would find someone special on this trip.

Just as he was about to get in the truck and go his phone went off making the red head sigh. He pulled it out of his pocket before checking it. It was a message from Nazz.

Kevin swore.

If she thought she could do some sort of last minute apology she had another thing coming, she knew he was taking this trip. He talked about it when they were together. Opening the text his eyes went wide for a second at the four pages she wrote. He thought about deleting it and just moving on but thought he should at least know what she had to say.

He really wish he didn't.

It was pretty much a four page rant about how unfair he was, how he was a jerk and so on. Nazz was his best friend after all, she knew how to press his buttons. The final straw, however, was one little line that he knew she wrote just to piss him off.

'Eddy wouldn't have treated me like this'.

Out of all the things she could have said why that?

Suddenly there was a loud bang across the street making Kevin's turn.

Speak of the devil. Two of the three dorks where across the street, which was nothing new since he lived across from Double Dork for as long as he could remember. A cloud of smoke left the garage and he heard coughing when it cleared he saw the one person he didn't want to see.

Eddy.

Without a second thought he walked over, "HEY DORK!"

He was mad and it would feel nice to let some of this anger go before his trip, why not take it out on one of the people he hated?

Both of them looked over and Kevin caught a glimpse of some sort of vial in the Double Dork's hand. He would do weird science projects outside of school. Ignoring the Double D he looked at Eddy and scowled.

"What'cha want shovel chin?"

"You'll be happy to know that Nazz is free now she seems to like the sleazy type so I thought I would tell ya since you fit the bill so perfectly."

Eddy's eyes flashed in anger and Kevin smirked. He could hear Double D mutter 'oh dear' to himself. Both teens stared at each other while Double D looked between the two the vial clutched safely in his hand.

Kevin looked over, "What's that some sort of weird thing to make you look better looser?"

The ginger knew he was trying to bait the Double Dork, it was very hard to most of the time. But when he gasped it wasn't because he was mad – instead his eyes went past Kevin and before he could even turn around to see what he was looking at he was tackled from the back by Eddy.

He didn't have time to even brace himself as he was tackled into Double D who's eyes where wide. The three of them landed in one big pile and without looking, he swung his fist and he heard a yelp knowing he hit Double D, and sort of felt bad for it but he was still going to be the shit out of Eddy. The two of them started to fight once he figured out the beanie wearing teen was under him, he turned over.

It was almost one sided, it was easy for Kevin to hold Eddy arm's length away while Eddy tried to attack Kevin like an animal. Both of the teens didn't even noticed Double D scramble to get up and look around wildly, safety goggles broken.

Before either of the two fighting teens could do anything Eddy was grabbed by the back of his shirt and pulled hauled up, which impressed Kevin because Eddy easily had at least an extra thirty pounds on Double D.

Who knew the Double Dork was that strong?

"Eddy! The vial!"

It was like a switch was turned because suddenly Eddy went from being angry to being worried in a few seconds. Which had Kevin wondering what the hell the where making. He was on the ground watching the other two whisper to each other and frantically look each other over.

"Did you ingest it?"

"No way! I didn't taste anything, whatta bout you?"

"I haven't as well, however, we do not know if it has a flavor. Did you lick your lips at all? Are the wet?"

Eddy wiped his mouth on the back of his hand, "Nope, dry."

Double D did the same and Kevin sat there watching them make fools of themselves. All this talk about licking lips made him lick his own, just a little, it was a habit. Like a person telling you not to blink but you do it anyway.

His lips tasted funny. Licking them once more got a stronger taste which almost made Kevin gag.

What the hell where they making?

"Kevin, while I'm not amused by the fact that you walked over here to pick a fight, I do have to ask if you ingested anything odd, or if you tasted anything funny."

The red head gave him an odd look and opened his mouth to tell him off but hunched over suddenly when his stomach started to hurt. Badly.

There were two shocked gasps but at the moment Kevin didn't care. He squeezed his eyes tightly hoping that it would somehow get rid of the pain. The pain in his stomach seemed to grow and spread over his body as he rocked back and forth.

Both Edd and Eddy watched in horror as Kevin seemed to shrink before their eyes. Soon the only thing in front of them was a pile of clothes and they turned to each other.

"What the hell? Don't you think that's a little strong sock head?"

"I said there was going to be a lot of trial and error Eddy! We weren't even close to testing it on an animal subject, much less a human one! Oh dear, what happened to Kevin? I hope it didn't revert him back to a cellular level."

Edd started to pace muttering to himself, hoping that he really didn't hurt Kevin in anyway and that the red head didn't disappear of the face of the earth. His pacing was stopped suddenly when two hands grabbed his shoulders and forced him still.

"Look the shovel chin had some sort of trip planned this summer, we'll just say he went missing or something!"

Edd slapped one of the hands off of him as he pulled back, "That's not funny Eddy!"

Both of them where panicking and Eddy coming up with ideas such as that was not helping the intelligent teen out at all. Guilt stared to wash over him and fear. What if someone found out? Would he go to prison? Oh god what would he tell Kevin's family? They simply couldn't say that Kevin went 'missing' who on earth would believe that?

Meanwhile a pair of green eyes opened and blinked, its vision red.

'What the hell?'

The pain stopped moments ago and now all he was left with was a little headache, but it didn't explain the red cloth over him. He reached out and touched it, it felt like a T-shirt. Did one of the dorks cover him with a shirt out of all things?

It was only a second later that Kevin looked at his hand and saw a problem. A very, very big problem.

His hand was small. Not just small, but tiny. He raised his other one and saw the same thing.

'Did I hit my head or something, there is no way this is real!'

He opened his mouth to shout at the dorks, the words in his mind and just at the tip of his tongue but nothing came out.

Correction, wailing came out. Near ear splitting crying, the same crying he heard at every family reunion and the type of crying he was sure he never wanted to hear unless he found that one person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

He was a romantic at heart, really.

Suddenly the shirt covering him was pulled back revealing two shocked faces. Both of the dorks stared at him and he felt himself tear up.

'Wait – what!? No! Don't cry! Why am I crying?'

He started to cry, loudly, making both teens jump back. Eddy took one look at his crying form and started to laugh, which just frustrated Kevin even more and in his state just made him cry harder.

"That's fucking awesome! Dee, you turned Kevin into a baby!"

'I'm a what –'

"Oh dear, this wasn't supposed to happen!"

"No shit! I wanted my mom to look younger not turn into a baby like box head here. Shit, Dee, what do we do? I can't take care of a kid! I have a job! I have shit to do! Bills to pay, things to do, people to see! I'm too young to be a dad!"

Eddy's rant was cut short when Edd's hand connected with the back of his head which made the baby in front of them giggle. Eddy scowled a little at baby Kevin but it lessened when he looked at the big green eyes staring back.

Who could stay mad at a baby?

"Not to worry Eddy, I'll take care of him. It's my fault he's in this position anyway."

'Damn right it's your fault!'

With a lot more care then Kevin could every think the Double Dork wrapped the T-shirt that once fit him just fine around his naked body and gently lifted him up, cradling him close. Eddy snickered a little and made a little joke about Double Dork being a mom but they both went inside the garage, Eddy picking up the rest of his clothes, and closing the door behind them.

He was placed on a bench and he looked up at the two dorks who did this to him with as much hatred as he could, which to be honest, he didn't know wasn't working.

"So what's going to happen?" Eddy asked leaning against the bench as he watched Edd pace once again. This time it was less frantic then before. Eddy knew his friend heard him so there was no need to repeat the question, it was just letting Edd walk through the solution in his head and come up with the best plan to fix it.

Several minutes later Double D stopped his pacing before digging in his own pocket and pulling out a wallet, he then walked over to Kevin's old jeans and fished out his keys.

'You better not do anything to that truck you dweeb! My dad will kill me!'

"This I what we're going to do – you said Kevin was going on a trip, yes?"

Eddy just nodded.

"Good, take these keys and go place the truck in a safe location where it will not be found. Take my debit card and purchase baby supplies. The basics in you would, I have a few old baby outfits in the attic that will suffice for now until I have to purchase more. You will take Kevin's phone and act like Kevin is he receives any messages, obviously you should not pick up any phone calls. I have a summer to fix this and get Kevin back to normal so we're going to have to be careful about this."

Kevin's eyes went wide at what Double Dork was saying and for a second he thought that the nerd in front of him, lab coat and all, probably could kill a person and not get caught.

'So much for that fucking trip, now I'm stuck here, as a baby with the dork. Great, just great. This is what I need for sure. I don't need to get laid, find an awesome girlfriend, drink, and have fun. Nope, I rather be a baby. I'm going to kill him when he changes me back.'

Eddy nodded his head and took the keys from Edd, and dug through Kevin's other pocket for his cell phone. It was early Tuesday morning so no one was outside to witness the incident, thankfully.

"Hey sock head, how old do you think he is?"

Edd looked at Kevin before walking up to him and picking him up again he used two fingers to open the tiny mouth and looked inside.

'Don't put your fingers in my mouth!'

"Well he has some teeth, not a lot, and it looks like his motor skills are good for his age so I will assume he's a year old."

Eddy took a glance at Kevin, with the few freckle he had, big green eyes and thin red hair. "Yeah that seems bout right, I'll get him one year old stuff then. I'll be back in no time."

And with that Eddy left and a few minutes later Kevin could hear his dad's truck across the street start up.

'He better not wreck it or so help me…'

"Well, it looks like it's just you and me now Kevin," Edd said rocking him gently as he made his way to the other side of the garage. Using his free hand he started to put things away and place everything in order.

"I wonder, while I can't pin point how old you are I'm assuming that you are a year, does that mean you have a memory of a one year old? If that's the case what on earth am I going to tell you when I turn you back into your regular age? I need to make up a story. Oh dear, I think the sooner I change you back the better!"

'Ya think? And no, you don't need a story dork. Trust me I doubt I will never forget this.'

Unbeknown to both, they were thinking the same thing. That it was going to be a long summer.