A/N: Well, hi! WildheartTheWarrior here with her first attempt at something humorous: a Warriors truth-or-dare show!

...It's so original, isn't it?

*clears throat* Well, enjoy the first chapter anyway!

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors. If I did, Hollyleaf wouldn't have died in The Last Hope. And IvyXHawk would be canon.

~000~

Everything was dark. All that could be heard were the sound of muffled pawsteps.

"Ugh!" A loud meow broke the silence. "It's so dark in here!"

"I know, right?" came a male voice. "Dude, if something pops out of nowhere—"

"Penguinpaw, shh!" snapped the first voice.

There was the sound of someone rummaging around. "Where's the friggin' light switch?" yowled a third voice.

There was an angry hiss of pain. "That was my tail, nimrod!" snarled the first voice.

"Well, excuse me for not seeing where I'm going BECAUSE IT'S DARK IN HERE!" came the reply.

"Wait, I think I found it!" meowed the first voice.

With a loud click, light filled the room to reveal an old-fashioned theater. Seats covered in red velvet stood in rows facing the stage, and boxes lined the upper walls. Moth-eaten velvet curtains hung down over the stage, which was coated in a layer of dust. An ornate crystal chandelier dangled from the ceiling.

Two cats were standing in the middle of the room. One was a tortoiseshell she-cat with blue eyes and ginger paws. The second was a slim, ginger-and-brown tabby with four white paws and bright green eyes. Each cat wore a different expression; the tortoiseshell seemed indifferent, and the tabby was wearing an expression of awe.

"Whoa," the tabby meowed, grinning. "This place is so cool!" She looked around at her surroundings. "I don't get why the manager sold this place so cheap!"

The other she-cat yawned, then spluttered as she inhaled a mouthful of dust. "Well, he DID say it was for his health," she pointed out. "And it is dusty in here." She sneezed, rubbing her nose. "I STILL don't get why you bought this old place, Wildheart."

Wildheart rolled her eyes. "Because, Roselight," she replied. "If we're ever going to make it big with a show of our own, don't we need a studio first? Not to mention it was dirt cheap!"

"...Point taken," Roselight admitted.

"We also need a crew, Wildheart continued. "You called up your friends, right?"

The tortoiseshell nodded. "Goldfeather said she's definitely in," she said.

Wildheart grinned. "Epic!" she said, fist-pumping. "We need her singing voice. And Penguinpaw said—"

She paused. "Where the Dark Forest did he go?" she snapped.

"He wasn't here when the lights turned on," Roselight offered.

Before Wildheart could reply there was a crash from the other room. A black-and-white tom with amber eyes bounced in, grinning from ear to ear and holding a laser pointer. "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" he screamed. "A FRICKIN' LASER!" The tom promptly turned it on and waved it wildly, the red light bouncing off of every surface. Wildheart and Roselight recoiled as the light reflected into their eyes.

"There he is," Wildheart sighed.

After a few moments, Penguinpaw slowed, his eyes growing huge as he took in his surroundings. "Whoa," he said. "This place is epic!" He dropped the laser pointer and started darting around to investigate the theater. "Dude it's all like...old, and stuff!"

Wildheart and Roselight exchanged glances.

"...Are you sure it was a good idea to bring Penguinpaw?" Roselight muttered out of the side of her mouth.

"...No..." Wildheart replied uncertainly. "But he IS my brother. He's kind of my problem."

As Penguinpaw catapulted off one of the seats, Wildheart seized him by the scruff and set him down. She grabbed him by the shoulders. "Dude. Chill."

Penguinpaw blinked owlishly and sat down in the seat he had just been jumping on. "I still think this place is epic," he said.

Roselight crossed her arms. "Okay," she said. "Now that we have our studio, what do we do now?"

"Well, we have to set up, spread the word out..." Wildheart glanced around. She prodded a seat, which immediately puffed out a cloud of dust. "And we may have to clean this place up a little before we can air," she added, waving a paw in front of her face

"Because that totally wasn't obvious when we first walked i ," Roselight deadpanned.

Wildheart shot her a glare. But at that moment, a jazzy showtune played merrily from one of her many pockets. Roselight and Penguinpaw stared at her as she pulled out a brightly colored iPhone and put it to her ear.

"Hello?" she meowed. The ginger-and-brown tabby smiled. "Goldfeather! How are you?" After a pause, she nodded. "Good, good." She nodded some more. "Uh-huh...uh-huh..." Her face lit up again. "Really? That's great! Of course you can bring them! Okay! Bye!"

She hung up, a bright smile on her muzzle. "Goldfeather said she managed to round up a few friends!" she announced. "They're going to help us put on the show!"

Both cats grinned. "Boo-yah!" Penguinpaw cheered. "Stardom, here we come!"

"Not yet," Wildheart said. "We've got some work to do first!" With that, she darted for the door and beckoned to the other two cats. "Come on! We have a show to set up!"

Roselight tromped after her friend while Penguinpaw bounded along behind. Glancing back at the old theater, he grinned. "Hey Wildheart," he mewed. "How cool would it be if this place was haunted?"

Wildheart rolled her eyes. "Doubt it," she said as she trotted out the door.

The black-and-white tom took one more look at the dusty building. Then he padded after the other cats, turning the lights off and leaving only the sunlight shining through the windows to light the room. There was the sound of the door opening and shutting, then silence.

~000~

Penguinpaw had been more right than he'd realized. As the lights turned out, a pair of sinister yellow eyes watched the trio leave from the shadows above the stage. A shape shifted, and a jet-black tom wearing a suit, cape, and mask stepped out of the gloom.

For a few moments the masked tom stood there, staring at the empty theater. "So someone's moved into my theater?" he hissed. An insane smile spread across his face.

"Well, won't this be fun!"

~000~

...It gets better, I promise. This was just a kind of intro chapter. The other crew members will be introduced next chapter.

The first cat to be dared will be Breezepelt. Feel free to send in dares via PM! Not that I have a problem with anonymous reviews...I just don't want this to be deleted :/