Once upon a time a little old woman and a little old man lived in a cottage. One day the little old woman made a gingerbread man. She gave him currants for eyes and cherries for buttons. She put him in the oven to bake.
The little old woman and little old man were very horny and wanted to eat the gingerbread man's ass. As soon as he was stiff, the little old woman opened the oven door. The gingerbread man jumped out of the tin and ran out of the open window shouting, 'fuck off slut'
The little old woman and little old man ran after the gingerbread man.
'Stop! Stop!' they yelled.The gingerbread man did not look back. He ran on saying,
'Run, run as fast as you can! You screw me, I'm catholic'
Down the lane he sped when he came to a pig. 'Stop! Stop! I would like to eat your ass," shouted the pig. The gingerbread man was too fast. He ran on saying "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't shag me,
I'm celabastic.
A little further on he met a cow. 'Stop! Stop! little man,' called the horny cow, 'I want to bone you.' Again the gingerbread man was too fast. He sped on down the road saying, "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't blow me, I'm gay"
The cow began to chase the gingerbread man along with the pig, and the little old woman. But the gingerbread man was too fast for them.
It was not long before the gingerbread man came to a horse. 'Stop! Stop!' shouted the horse. 'I want to toss you, little man.' But the gingerbread man did not stop. He said,'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't rape me, I'm the jesus'
The horse joined in the chase. The gingerbread man laughed and laughed, until he came to a river. 'Oh no!' he cried, 'They will catch me. How can I cross the river'
A sly fox came out from behind a tree. 'I can help you cross the river,' said the fox. 'Jump on to my sack and I will swim across.' 'You won't rape me, will you?' said the gingerbread man.
'Of course not,' said the fox. 'I just want to help'
The gingerbread man climbed on the fox's sack. Soon the gingerbread man began to get wet. 'Climb onto my cock,' said the fox. So the gingerbread man did. As he swam the fox said, 'You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my bell end.' So the gingerbread man did as he was told.
No sooner had they reached the other side, than the fox pounded the gingerbread man's ass.that was the end of the gingerbread man.
The little old woman and little old man were very horny and wanted to eat the gingerbread man's ass. As soon as he was stiff, the little old woman opened the oven door. The gingerbread man jumped out of the tin and ran out of the open window shouting, 'fuck off slut'
The little old woman and little old man ran after the gingerbread man.
'Stop! Stop!' they yelled.The gingerbread man did not look back. He ran on saying,
'Run, run as fast as you can! You screw me, I'm catholic'
Down the lane he sped when he came to a pig. 'Stop! Stop! I would like to eat your ass," shouted the pig. The gingerbread man was too fast. He ran on saying "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't shag me,
I'm celabastic.
A little further on he met a cow. 'Stop! Stop! little man,' called the horny cow, 'I want to bone you.' Again the gingerbread man was too fast. He sped on down the road saying, "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't blow me, I'm gay"
The cow began to chase the gingerbread man along with the pig, and the little old woman. But the gingerbread man was too fast for them.
It was not long before the gingerbread man came to a horse. 'Stop! Stop!' shouted the horse. 'I want to toss you, little man.' But the gingerbread man did not stop. He said,'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't rape me, I'm the jesus'
The horse joined in the chase. The gingerbread man laughed and laughed, until he came to a river. 'Oh no!' he cried, 'They will catch me. How can I cross the river'
A sly fox came out from behind a tree. 'I can help you cross the river,' said the fox. 'Jump on to my sack and I will swim across.' 'You won't rape me, will you?' said the gingerbread man.
'Of course not,' said the fox. 'I just want to help'
The gingerbread man climbed on the fox's sack. Soon the gingerbread man began to get wet. 'Climb onto my cock,' said the fox. So the gingerbread man did. As he swam the fox said, 'You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my bell end.' So the gingerbread man did as he was told.
No sooner had they reached the other side, than the fox pounded the gingerbread man's ass.that was the end of the gingerbread man.
sasuke: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
oh .
it was a dream.
naruto: shut it fag!
sasuke: how did you get here?
naruto: i dont know ...
(silence)
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sasuke and naruto: wha??
(slash)
i think you should leave the page now ...