50 Ways For Me To Die 50 Ways To Say Goodbye, a sanctuary fanfic

50 Ways For Me To Die (50 Ways To Say Goodbye)

My legs are paralyzed

My arms are over-sized

I covered the alley like I should

Magnus says I'll be okay

and I'll still get my pay

Be all healed up in no time at all.

That's cool but if my mom asks how I am I'm gonna say

I went down in an airplane

quilled by a jesseped

kissed by a mermaid right on my head

help me, help me, it was good I can't lie...

Fought a giant squid underwater

Abby fell and then we shot her

Will returned everything he ever bought her

Help me help me I don't have nine lives

I'm sure I'm going to DIE.

My butt still feels the sting

I can't see anything

Someday I'll find have a gun like yours (a gun like yours)

I'll fly like superman

You won't leave me in the van

How can you leave me all alone?

That's fine, but if my mom asks how I am I'm gonna say

I was killed down in Praxis

Got my James Bond on

stuffed in the trunk of a crappy purple scion

help me, help me, I don't have nine lives

I was lost in the desert

bitten by a vampire

he was so hot that I thought I might expire

help me, help me I look into your eyes

and I think that I might die

I want to live a thousand years like you

I want to be the one you're kissing, too. Love...

but you don't want me

That's fine but if my mom asks how I am I'm gonna say