Welcome to my extremely strained attempt at humor. I do not own any of the characters here besides myself blah blah blah blah blah.... As you can tell, I'm a big fan of randomness. *Random monkey in cheerleading suit waves a flag with 'go randomess' on it in pink fluffy letters* Ready? okay, we're on in five...four...th-what do you mean the camera is stuck? How can a camera be stuck? You used it to unplug the toilet?! That's expensive equipment! *sigh* Just get another one. Okay, Three...two...one....
Not-So-Untitled Document (NSUD): Hello, and welcome to the Not-So-Untitled Show! I am your host, Not-So-Untitled Document! Today we will be interviewing some characters from the not-sure-if-it's-a-hit television show Yu-Gi-Oh!.
Joey: What do ya' mean not-sure-it's-a-hit? Of course it is, I'm in it.
NSUD: Uhhh...sure. Anyway, I have a few questions for each of you. First of all; Yugi, are you aware that your eyes randomly change colors?
Yugi: Actually, yes, and it's not so random, they're called mood contacts.
NSUD: That explains it, don't we all wish for those? I mean, you get mad and they turn red and freak out whoever made you mad in the first place and they run away whimpering thinking you're an evil demon bent on destroying their soul and...I'm getting off subject aren't I?
Everyone: Yes.
NSUD: Ooookay, that was weird. I'll try to control my impulses, the key word being try. Alrighty then; Mai (that is how you spell that right?) Is it true that you have a thing for Joey?
Mai: That blonde monkey freak? Ha! He's the reason that blonde jokes should not be restricted to the female race.
Joey: Look who's talkin'! Or maybe you can't see you're own hair?
Mai: Of course I can, I obviously pay more attention to it than you do to yours.
Joey: As a matter of fact I-
NSUD: OKAY! That's enough, forget I said anything.
Mai: Forgotten. Hey, you know, you could do something about your hair as well.
NSUD: MY hair? What's wrong with MY hair!? Have you seen everyone elses around you? I mean look at Yugi's and Tristan's and even Mokuba's! Everyone's hair looks like it's been styled with some odd kitchen untensil. I at least use a brush on mine.
Everyone: Hey!!
NSUD: I'm just being honest.
Yugi: You know she's right, I happen to use a blender on mine.
NSUD: Oooookaaaay. Well, ummm, let's go on to the next question. Wait, there are no more questions. Why are all these cue cards blank and...wet?
Random Person #1(RP1): *walks by with black ink and drool running down it's face.* Mmmmmm, ink.
NSUD: EEEEEEWWWWW!! I've got drool on my hands and my dress! I can't stand drool other than my own...not that I ever drool over anyon...I mean on anything. Heh. Ummmm, someone get the drooling person out of here.
Random Person #2 (RP2) picks up RP1 and throws...it...off the stage.
RP1:Mmmmmmm, ink.
NSUD: Yeah, whatever. Let's stop here for a commercial break while we see if anyone would like to ask our guests a few questions.
*Random music*
*Big colorful screen with big colorful letters flashes up.*
Random announcer voice: Would you like to ask any of today's guests a question? If so just send a postcard with your name and phone number to the address shown, or you can simply post your questions when you review our wonderful Not-So-Untitled Show! We'll try to include as many questions we can so hurry now and ask your questions before it's-
NSUD: Just shut up. Like he said. You want to ask any of the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! questions? Just post them with your reviews.
[Insert random commercials here]
Not-So-Untitled Document (NSUD): Hello, and welcome to the Not-So-Untitled Show! I am your host, Not-So-Untitled Document! Today we will be interviewing some characters from the not-sure-if-it's-a-hit television show Yu-Gi-Oh!.
Joey: What do ya' mean not-sure-it's-a-hit? Of course it is, I'm in it.
NSUD: Uhhh...sure. Anyway, I have a few questions for each of you. First of all; Yugi, are you aware that your eyes randomly change colors?
Yugi: Actually, yes, and it's not so random, they're called mood contacts.
NSUD: That explains it, don't we all wish for those? I mean, you get mad and they turn red and freak out whoever made you mad in the first place and they run away whimpering thinking you're an evil demon bent on destroying their soul and...I'm getting off subject aren't I?
Everyone: Yes.
NSUD: Ooookay, that was weird. I'll try to control my impulses, the key word being try. Alrighty then; Mai (that is how you spell that right?) Is it true that you have a thing for Joey?
Mai: That blonde monkey freak? Ha! He's the reason that blonde jokes should not be restricted to the female race.
Joey: Look who's talkin'! Or maybe you can't see you're own hair?
Mai: Of course I can, I obviously pay more attention to it than you do to yours.
Joey: As a matter of fact I-
NSUD: OKAY! That's enough, forget I said anything.
Mai: Forgotten. Hey, you know, you could do something about your hair as well.
NSUD: MY hair? What's wrong with MY hair!? Have you seen everyone elses around you? I mean look at Yugi's and Tristan's and even Mokuba's! Everyone's hair looks like it's been styled with some odd kitchen untensil. I at least use a brush on mine.
Everyone: Hey!!
NSUD: I'm just being honest.
Yugi: You know she's right, I happen to use a blender on mine.
NSUD: Oooookaaaay. Well, ummm, let's go on to the next question. Wait, there are no more questions. Why are all these cue cards blank and...wet?
Random Person #1(RP1): *walks by with black ink and drool running down it's face.* Mmmmmm, ink.
NSUD: EEEEEEWWWWW!! I've got drool on my hands and my dress! I can't stand drool other than my own...not that I ever drool over anyon...I mean on anything. Heh. Ummmm, someone get the drooling person out of here.
Random Person #2 (RP2) picks up RP1 and throws...it...off the stage.
RP1:Mmmmmmm, ink.
NSUD: Yeah, whatever. Let's stop here for a commercial break while we see if anyone would like to ask our guests a few questions.
*Random music*
*Big colorful screen with big colorful letters flashes up.*
Random announcer voice: Would you like to ask any of today's guests a question? If so just send a postcard with your name and phone number to the address shown, or you can simply post your questions when you review our wonderful Not-So-Untitled Show! We'll try to include as many questions we can so hurry now and ask your questions before it's-
NSUD: Just shut up. Like he said. You want to ask any of the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! questions? Just post them with your reviews.
[Insert random commercials here]