I continued my walk along the forest trail continuing my rant about how this mission was ridiculous for someone of my rank, a simple mission to transport some information to the kazekage.

" Don't you think ichigo?" I questioned and turned around. He was gone.

"Ichigo?" I questioned and walked back down the trail trying to find my partner in crime.

"Ichigo, Ichigo, Ichigo" I chanted hoping he would just pop out of a bush somewhere.

" Ichigo Baka Uzumaki get your ass out here right now, I am not joking… ichigo?" I paused. This wasn't good, if I returned to konoha with a missing Ichigo, not only would lady tsunade kick my ass but also I would hate to think what naruto would do to me… I had better find him.

I moved off onto another trail, maybe he had gone down here to I don't know… take a piss maybe? You would think I would be able to find him easy as with my bloodline. I mean I am an uchiha after all this shit should be, easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker.

Oh allow me to introduce myself. My name is Akita Uchiha, but you may call me Aki, I am a 15year old ANBU of Konohagakure. And I should warn you that I may have a slight over tendency to narrate my own life. Just a bit. Little bit. And well Ichigo, he is my partner, or should I say was considering he is missing in action right about now. Now back to the fact that I will get my ass kicked if I return to the village without him.

As I was peacefully minding my own business walking down the pathway. Just as I was took a step forward a kunai flew straight at my head, how unnecessary was that he could have gotten my attention just by calling my name, pssh idiot.

There standing before me was a really, and yes I mean RREEEAAALLYYY weird looking guy. He had grey hair and glasses and just resonated weird. I could sense a certain hostility toward me coming from him.

(Enter fight scene here)

Allow me to summarize what just took place. I may have just got my ass kicked by the weird guy. But I have a legitimate excuse. You see I was born with a chakra defect, if I over use my chakra it become poisonous for me. So I am left just with taijutsu and that little fucker caught me off guard with his stupid medical ninjutsu.

So now I was following this guy …Ka… ka… ok well I cant seem to remember his name but it defiantly has something to with Pokémon just have to remember… not that I have seen it or anything…

But now I sitting in a cell in a dungeon, that was freezing cold and damp just for the record, this is inhumane.

The area I was in was cold. I was chained to a wall and I felt lonely. This wasn't fair. I mean poor sweet innocent little ichigo was out there right about now. All alone. With no one to take care of him. Speaking of which where that hell did he go?

As I sat there pondering the missing Ichigo for a while, I hadn't noticed that creepy guy with the glasses from before enter with someone I could have almost sworn that looked like he was a pedophile of some sort. A shiver ran down my spine, by the way that they were staring at me I knew it wouldn't end well here for me tonight. Great…

It was times like these when I wished my brother hadn't run away from the village to join a snake guy called orochimaru. My dear elder brother Sasuke. Come to think of it I think this was becoming a pattern for Uchiha boys. I mean first it was Itachi and we all know what he did. I personally believed that my older brother just needed a hug. And then there was Sasuke, who was sworn to go and kill Itachi, so both had run away to join evil organizations. What was it Sasuke was always saying about not wanting to be like Itachi? Well I think we can safely say that, that failed.

As the two men approached me closer, I couldn't help but notice the sinister smiles plastered to their faces, and the glints of the silver scalpels in their hands. Great this should be fun lets play torture the Konoha ninja for further information. I wander how inventive these two could be I mean just judging by their sense of style they looked like that would be horribly inventive. And that thins would be mismatching afterwards. I mean the guy with the grey hair was wearing a purple onesie, with a white sash tied crookedly around his middle. It looked stupid… then the other guy with his cropped white hair and purple eye shadow. What kind of guy wore eye shadow? Then he wore that weird cream over top and the black cargo pants with the giant purple string? What the hell was it there for? That were just all around weird looking. And to think they were about to have fun with my flesh.

I watched as they approached closer. I couldn't help but wander if they even knew who I was. Then again if they did it would give them even more reason to do what they were about to. I mean one of the last Uchiha. Not to mention an ANBU for Konoha. ANBU were kept close to the Hokage and knew almost all of the secrets of Konoha. No wonder people would love to steal an ANBU to torture. As I thought this over I began to realize just how much I was screwed at this point in time. I saw them tighten their holds around the scalpels and I was pulled to my feet forcefully. Geeze these guys could try and be gentle. I then felt my back hit down onto a cold metal slab.

Oh boy here we go.