"it's not gonna fit Pip."
"Of course it will Merry, you're just not TRYING hard enough."
grunt "It's... It's just too BIG Pip, I mean, it's ENORMOUS."
sigh I bet you I can get it in, despite it's rather large size..."
"What do you bet?"
"A drink afterwards at the Green Dragon."
"You're on. I mean look at you, you're sweating profusely and... and ... I think it's stuck."
". . .What?"
"I'm telling you, it's STUCK!"
"How can it be stuck?"
"I TOLD you it was too big. But no, you wouldn't listen to me Pip. You were all like, 'Trust me Merry, it'll fit. I can get it in trust me, I've had practice. Come on now Pip. Look, it's stuck."
"Well, we'll just have to leave it in..."
"WHAT?! We are NOT just 'leaving it in.' It needs to come out! How am I going to go to the bathroom?!"
"Uhm, er... I don't know."
"Look, try pulling it your way and I'll wiggle."
"Ok. Let's try that."
straining noises "ok, pip. I think it's almost out."
"Thank the Valar. I was getting a wee bit sore."
"Shut up and PULL!"
faint popping noise "Thank goodness Merry. For a minute, it looked like you were gonna be stuck with it forever."
"Yeah, I'm just glad you pulled hard enough."
"You're wiggling helped."
"Now, I do believe you owe me a drink after all that."
"Yeah, I suppose after THAT ordeal you deserve one."
LATER
"it's a shame Merry. I thought you were going to enjoy my old dresser."