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It was a sunny day, Peggy Hill woke up from her bed and started complaining how terrible she felt. "Uhh the sun is too bright! This bed is too hard! Damn it Hank I wanted the soft mattress!"
She got ready and spent the next morning complaining about her propane obsessed husband, her obese son, and her naïve, light-headed niece. She screamed for hours about how she had to cook, do the laundry, how seemingly intelligent she was and how she deserved a better life. She constantly annoyed Hank and Bobby at the kitchen table.
"Damn it Hank propane food sucks it has no flavor! Hank I'm tired of riding in a big redneck truck! Damn it Hank why does your urethra have to be so narrow! You could have given me a better child! Bobby start listening to me and not your father he's always wrong and you're a horrible child for even following his stupid advice! Bobby why don't you try going outside and playing sports and making some friends once in a while you lazy fatty! I tell you Hank that boy ain't right! And why don't stop working for that smut-loving boss of yours Strickland?
Bobby left the kitchen and ran crying to his room. Then Luanne decided to pay Hank and Peggy a visit so she came into the kitchen.
"Luanne why did you have to drop out of college! You could have done something better with your life than be a lousy hair stylist! Oh and divorce Lucky! He is nothing but a dirty waste of human DNA if he is human!"
Her constant wailing continued for a few days. She complained about every problem with her life she thought she had. Naturally this made everyone else's lives miserable. But then one day her luck started to change.