Okay, Author here! I got the idea for this story from god knows where, but I thought it was a cute idea and decided to work on it! There will probrably be like... I dunno... 5 chapters.

Anyways... Disclaima!

Iruka: -cough- Okay than. Chippy sensei does not own any characters in this story. If she did... god only knows how many times I would be walking around with a limp and sore ass 0 - 0

Author: Oh hush! If I owned the show, you would appear more often! BE GRATEFUL!

'Oh... I am just a genius. I didn't even think I was capable with coming up with this level of teasing!' thought a very proud Hatake, Kakashi. He was known as a genius in the leaf village, but this was another type of genius he was congratulating himself on. An entire other level of thinking, cunning, and sheer talent. It was also a pass-time of his, and one that he took a lot of joy in. And it all started back during the Chuunin exams.

Back when they were nominating students for the Chuunin exams to be precise. He had, of course, nominated his students. He knew that none of them were Chuunin material, but he knew it was the correct descision to put them in. They might not become Chuunin, but they would all learn a very important lesson from the exams. He was not worried about any of them dieing during it. He knew for a fact they worked together by now enough to make it through the forest of death, and excelled in one on one combat. Though he wasn't sure how Naruto was going to survive during the written exam. That was the only thing that could kill the kid. But nonetheless, he knew they would do well. So why not nominate his students for the exam? Everyone seemed to agree... well, almost everyone. Which was when his obsession started. Right after he nominated his students, one person spoke up.

As the voice spoke up, Kakashi had turned his attention. For some reason or another... some Chuunin spoke up. It had taken Kakashi some time to surface a name, but eventually he did. Umino, Iruka. Former sensei to his students. Former sensei. Kakashi had not known why he got so worked up over what Kakashi did with his students. It was slightly amusing to see the man storm around, anger visible on every single inch of his body. So he just told the teacher his mind. And than was when he relised it... he loved pissing this man off. For some reason or another, it was just so... enjoyable to see him in complete rage.

From that day on, Kakashi's mission was to make the sensei as pissed at him and as flustered as he possibly could. It was easier to make the sensei pissed than flustered, so Kakashi tended to lean more towards making the Chuunin so embarrassed he wished he would be swallowed up by the earth.

And now, he had to one thing to make the teacher go overboard, and probrably try to kill him. That wasn't quite the reaction he was looking for though. He was leaning more towards 'Attempt to make Iruka sensei faint from shock and embarrassment'. It had cost him a small fortune, but it was the one thing that was going to make him content for the rest of his life.

But not even Kakashi knew... he was right-bull's-eye-on the dot correct about the statement, but content in a way he would never imagine.

Finally, Kakashi made it to the mission room. He had his ammo in his vest, right in the pocket. He decided to use the window to get into the room, since it was a lot easier to get in rather than using the door. No body ever used the door anymore anyways. Doors were not a necessity when you were a ninja. So Kakashi made his way up the wall, and climbed into the mission room. He looked around the room, for his target. And there he was, sitting down at the desk, handing out missions. Kakashi felt his pocket once more, checking to make sure it was definitely in there. He than straightened out his mask, and sauntered his way across the room. Once he finally got to the other side of the room, in front of Iruka, he cleared his throat, to catch his attention.

Iruka looked up from his work, one eyebrow rising.

"Kakashi sensei? What are you doing here? Naruto hasn't told me about any missions you have been out on... so you can't have a mission report..." the Chuunin said, already suspicious. Already this week, Kakashi had done many various things in order to get a reaction out of him. Kakashi had delivered flowers to him, attempted the eraser in door trick on him (save for the fact that the eraser Kakashi used was covered in hair dye, though Iruka had 'teacher senses' and easily sidestepped that one), and had even gone as far as to hug him from behind... in public... for a very long extended period of time. By the time Iruka got mentally stable enough (still blushing a very very bright color) to ask what in the hell Kakashi was doing, Kakashi let go, merely shrugged, and ran off.

"Ouch, you really know how to make a man feel evil, don't you Iruka Chan."

"That is Iruka sensei to you. And could you please hurry up, you are starting to create a line." said Iruka, leaning a bit to look behind Kakashi. But as Iruka leaned to the left, so did Kakashi, blocking his sight, with a giant smile plastered on his face. Heck, you could even see the smile under his mask. Iruka's eyebrow twitched, giving up on trying to hurry the man.

"I have been meaning to ask you something for a while, Ruka cha-"

"Iruka sensei" Iruka cut in, glaring up at Kakashi.

"Iruka sensei." Kakashi mimicked, in a teasing voice though.

"Anyways..." Kakashi continued, drawing out the silence a bit now. "I came here to ask you something."

"Well than go on and ask it." Iruka replied, politely smiling, than looking back to his work.

"Well I can't ask it if you aren't even paying attention to me and looking at me..." Kakashi said, now pouting, though he doubted Iruka could see it.

Iruka let out an aggravated sign, vein now visible in his head. He set down his papers, rubbed his temples, and looked up at Kakashi. "Yes Kakashi sensei? You have a full attention now. What do you want to ask me?"

"...Ask you?"

"Yes... you said you needed to ask me something." Iruka said, gripping a pencil now to hold back his anger.

"Ask you?"

"Yes. Kakashi sensei. Ask me something."

"... That was kind of demanding... I am not sure if I want to ask you anymore."

Iruka now snapped his pencil in half, drawing the attention of the entire room. "I am terribly Sorry Kakashi sensei. Would you please continue onto your question." he said now, grabbing a new pencil, and squeezing said pencil a little tighter on every accented word.

"That's better. Now onto the question."

Iruka breathed a sigh of relief, attention on Kakashi now, looking up at him.

Kakashi smiled, and reached into his vest pocket. He brought out a tiny little black box, which was kind of fuzzy and velvety. He looked at the desk in front of Iruka, frowning. He had forgotten to think about the desk. He put the box back in his pocket for a moment, glaring death at the desk. He walked 10 yards around the very long desk, over to Iruka, taking the back of his rolling chair and beginning to pull it along, Iruka with it, back down through the area behind the desk, than around the end of the desk, than back to where Kakashi was standing a moment ago, right in front of the desk. He move Iruka's chair, along with the now confused Iruka, so that it was facing him, than he stepped back to admire his work. Than he went back, and reached back inside his pocket, getting the box, and kneeling down in front of Iruka's chair.

"Iruka... Will you marry me?" he asked, opening the box, to reveal an extremely feminine diamond ring, with a blue gem right in the middle.

Iruka eyes the jewel, and than did the one thing Kakashi had never planned on. He picked the ring out of the box, looking at it, before placing it on his finger.

"Hmmm... Sure. I will marry you." he said, looking down at Kakashi.

'Horray! He said he would marry me! I fi- WAIT A MINTUE! ... What?!' thought a very confused Kakashi. He actually... accepted?!

"Is there a problem Kakashi?" Iruka asked, looking down at him, arms crossed over his chest. "Thought I might not say yes?" and was... smirking.

This was a challenge. Kakashi understood now. Iruka just declared a challenge. If Kakashi said he didn't actually want to marry Iruka now... than the entire mission room would know him as the bastard who proposed than backed out. And if Iruka could pull off faked tears, he was in deep shit. If Iruka said, no, Kakashi would be the heartbroken lover who got rejected.

Kakashi put on a fake smile, and moved forward, wrapping his arms around Iruka. "Of course there is no problem! I am the happiest man in the world!" he said, as Iruka hugged him back. The room cheered... but if anyone had looked into their eyes at that moment, that was mischief written in both of their eyes, deep down on the inside, masked by happiness and love.

This was War. First man to pull out, and reject the other, lost.

First chapter up! Horray!

But I love what I came up with! And it all happened in one block! In school!

More teasing and fun to come, just you wait! But who will stop the wedding first? Kakashi, the man who's intention was mischief, now way in over his head? Or Iruka, the victim with a vengeance?

Find out during the next chapters!!!!!

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