Bill Morris is a very pathetic man. Bill spends most of his time sitting in front of a TV watching cheesy action movies eating cheesy air puffs with his cheesy fingers.
But there is something bizarrely important about Bill.
Contrary to popular belief, Einstein is a moron. Everything is not relative to everything else. The truth of the matter is that the universe all revolves around one single point.
Sitting in that point, is a man named Bill Morris.
Bill Morris is the culmination of millions upon billions upon trillions of millennia. Bill is the very reason the universe and everything in it was created.One day, Bill walked into the street and was hit and killed by an oncoming bus. Needless to say, the universe was very upset. But the life of many insignificant peons still goes on.
One such peon was a man by the name of Phil; Phil delivers chestnuts to the Los Alamos Radio Facility, but he is of absolutely no significance whatsoever. What is of some significance is the story of the greatest discovery unknown to man.
This is that story.