Alright, this is a 'prologue'. There wont be a stop to this until I get uninspired or when people stop sending ideas. I've seen things like these, such as Ask Jayfeather, and those got lots of questions. I hope this is the same…

I don't own Scourge or BloodClan.

"Alright, what did you call me up here for, Brick?" Scourge groaned as he walked into the darkened alleyway "You know I was taking a perfectly good nap and you…where'd you go?"

Suddenly, all the streetlights turned on and cats came running out of nowhere. Scourge screeched in surprise, then started clawing at anything he could reach. After awhile, when he recognized the scent of his clan, he forced himself to stop.

"The cats of BloodClan called a clan meeting." Bone explained after the black and white cat calmed down.

"Alright…what for?"

"They have a request."

"What is it?"

"They have challenged you to take a dare once a week. For your comfort, we have told them you will not mate with anyone, or anything else inappropriate for your age."

"Don't treat me like a kit! But I refuse to mate with any of you!" Scourge glared at the clan. "Otherwise, I accept. So, who has the first dare?"

When nobody spoke up, Scourge relaxed a bit. He almost sighed.

'Lucky for me,' he thought, 'I don't have to humiliate myself yet.'

"But we'll let you know once one of us has an idea." Bone said with a smirk.

"Joy…" Scourge muttered. Then he yawned "I'm going to continue my nap. Goodnight." The whole clan watched as the black cat padded away.

Alright, so here's the whole idea of this.

Readers send in their dares for Scourge. I check to make sure they apply with the rules I have set for this. Then I type it up, publish it, and the whole world (Hopefully) laughs.

Here are the rules:

1: No sexual themes

2: No gayness

3: Must be funny

4: No cursing

5: If your idea doesn't get written immediately and you complain, I might not do yours at all. I don't think any of you guys want that.

6: If you have an OC, then they may present your prank if you include a thorough description of the character.

7: Say please.

8: Scourge will sing silly songs, as long as they apply to the rules above. Who knows what you'll send.

That's it for right now. If I have to make any other rules, I'll include them in later chapters. Now, quick, send me your ideas before I forget this exists!

Of course, Scourge and BloodClan belongs to Erin Hunter. Your OC's, and my OC's, belong to us writers!