From the Desk of the Sharper:

The third Kim Possible/Phineas and Ferb crossover that I am doing involves primarily Bonnie and Candace as they team up to try to bust Phineas and Ferb for a giant 15-story sandcastle. Agent P, meanwhile, has to prevent Dr. Doofenshmirtz from ruining a surfing contest that his brother, Roger, is judging.

It takes place between seasons 2 and 3 of KP and season 2 of Phineas and Ferb, prior to Summer Belongs to You.

Phineas and Ferb is created by Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh and © by Disney.

Kim Possible is created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle and © by Disney.

Rebecca Starlet, an OC, is created and © by Sharper-the-Writer

This fanfic doesn't contain any material to be found offensive and is suited for all general audiences.


Chapter 1

The place was Middleton on an early summer morning. The rays of the sun's light peered through the windows of a certain household as it reflected upon a very familiar room. Shimmering with endless trophies in gold, sparkling in all their glory, it was a very beautiful sight to behold. Yet, nothing was more fabulous or beautiful than the tanned brunette beauty that is the 16-year old Bonnie Rockwaller.

She gave a long yawn and stretched, fearless and ready to take on the summer vacation. She was wearing her blue polka dot pajamas.

"Ohhh….I so can't wait! My very first beach vacation ever with the other MHS cheerleaders, excluding K of course!" the beautiful Bonnie smiled as she flipped her beautiful brunette hair. The sun's reflection make her hair sparkle like a thousand glittering priceless diamonds. The Queen closed her beautiful eyes and imagined that she was on top of the world, sitting on top of a golden Queen's Royal Throne encrusted with the finest jewels and seeing Kim endlessly bowing to her.

That image was interrupted with a few knocks on the door, whom turned out to be her mom.

"Yeah, what is it, Mom?" Bonnie asked with a sigh, sitting on her bed.

Mrs. Rockwaller called through the door, "Bon-bon dear, I'm gonna put your bikini and your jean shorts that you bought from Club Banana and shirt in the laundry for the beach trip today with your cheerleading friends later on today!"

"Okay, Mom, but please don't call me Bon-Bon!" Bonnie exasperated, for she hated to be called that.

"Aww…but you will always be my Bon-Bon and, oh, we're also having pancakes with…." Mrs. Rockwaller replied before singing beautifully, "….strawberry syrup for breakfast!"

"But Mom….wait…." Bonnie said before thinking about the breakfast of pancakes with the syrup that tastes like real strawberries, "Strawberries! I'm so totally in, Mom!" she excitedly exclaimed, rushing down the hallway to the kitchen.

She took her seat at the kitchen table.

Mrs. Rockwaller was at the oven in the kitchen, putting the pancakes on the plate for the beautiful cheerleader. "Oh yeah, Bonnie, this syrup is one of the best. It's not the Smarty-Mart brand at all! It's from the more upscale M-Mart, where the fancier groceries are at!" She then took out a fork and knife and handed them to the beautiful Bonnie.

"Ohhh…anything is more upscale than the Smarty-loser-mart!" Bonnie smiled as she took the utensils and began eating the pancakes.

"Who else is gonna come to the beach trip with you?" Mrs. Rockwaller asked with a smile on her face.

"Mmm….lemme see, T's gonna definitely come, along with Hope and Marcella, but not K at all! I absolutely CAN NOT stand her harmonica playing!" The Queen replied with a shudder when mentioning Kim playing the harmonica, "It sooo totally makes her look like a geek and a wannabe….even more so!"

She then finished up her plate of pancakes and gave the plate to her mom. "The strawberry syrup pancakes tasted good, Mom!" Bonnie smirked, winking her beautiful teal eye at her mom.

"Totally, Bonnie!" Mrs. Rockwaller smiled as she put the plate in the sink, "And as for Kim, she actually kind of looks like a redneck or a hillbilly when she does play that horrid instrument."

"Ughh…and her fashion sense, don't totally get me started, Mom." Bonnie exclaimed, "She totally wears the worst clothes ever!"

"Yeah, mm…." Mrs. Rockwaller agreed before thinking about something.

"What is it, Mom?" the beautiful brunette cheerleader asked.
"I've overheard some neighborhood gossip that the Possibles are going on vacation the same day you are, Bonnie!" Mrs. Rockwaller replied.

Bonnie begged repeatedly, "Please not the beach….please not the beach….."

"They told me that they're gonna go to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!" Mrs. Rockwaller said with a grin.

"Good, at least I'll avoid those two wannabe losers!" the Queen excitedly replied before hugging her mom, "I love you, Mom!"

"And I love you too, Bon-bon! Now, let's get your beach supplies together for the trip!" Mrs. Rockwaller replied with a smile before the two headed upstairs.

Ugh….please don't call me Bon-Bon, well, at least it isn't in front of K or the Stoppable loser, so I'm fine with it, Bonnie thought to herself.

Little did she know that another popular girl was going to make a trip to the same beach….and she hailed from Danville.


On the morning of summer vacation in Danville, the alarm clock began to ring throughout the room of a red-haired teenager clad in green pajamas.
"Ughh...summer vacation! I so can't believe it's totally here four days in!" the teenager moaned, rubbing her head. She hit the alarm clock on the bed, which read 7:00am. As it turns out, she had black rings underneath her eyelids.

She got out of her bed and stretched her body and then began to look around the room. Pictures of a blonde-haired boy surrounded and adorned the purple-and-pink walls of her dwelling.
She sighed with a smile with the staring of her sweetheart's picture. "You and me...Jeremy...we are meant to be together...forever and ever...!"

Candace Flynn performed a couple of wonderful stretches to begin her glorious day.

"Oooohhh...one to the left...and one to the right!" the redhead breathed heavily before stopping to hear a knock on her door. It was her mom, Linda Flynn-Fletcher.
Linda called out, "Candace, dear, we're gonna go out to the beach today!"

"I know, Mom! I've called up Stacey today and she told Jenny that she told Alicia that Jeremy is totally gonna be there!" Candace squealed with excitement over the news, "and Stacey also so like totally told me that his band is gonna play there tomorrow night!"

"That's good, sweetie, oh and bring Perry along! I'm going to get your brothers up from bed so that they'll be coming on the trip!" Linda called back from the room as she left with a basket of laundry to be washed.

Candace shuddered at the sight of her brothers, "Ugh...Phineas and Ferb...I am going to totally bust them this time since Mom failed to look at their rollercoaster all across Danville! I tried to tell Mom at the market but the coaster wasn't there. I've even tried to convince her that there was a poster for the coaster but she didn't see it! Grrrrr! But maybe this time could be the day that my brothers are going down! Down! Down! Down! Down!"

She laughed maniacally as she prepared to pack up for the beach.

Candace came out of her room, with her designer purse and beach bag all ready for the trip. She was smiling down the hallway when her cell began to ring.

"Hello..." the red-head spoke from her end of the phone.

"Why, hey, Candace, ready for the beach today?" a familiar voice shrilled with sheer excitement from the phone.

"Oh, hi, Stacey! Yeah, I know, Jeremy's totally gonna be there!" Candace smiled, "And I hope to meet up some new friends as well! This is gonna be so sweet!"

"Well...wait, these 'new friends' aren't just for busting your brothers, are you, Candace..." Stacey unenthusiastically replied.

After a brief pause, Candace smiled weakly, "Why, of course not, Stacey. I hope to shop with them, eat out with them, gossip all the time!"

"Okay, and guess what?" Stacy asked, crossing and uncrossing her legs on the bed.

"What is it?" the redhead inquired, waiting for any surprises.

"I'm gonna come along, with Jenny, to the beach and to the mall there with you!" Stacey replied with a large grin on her face.
Candace then let out a long "SCREEEEEEEE" sound and so did Stacy.

Linda, who was carrying Ferb's suitcase to the SUV out in the carport, sighed.

"Ugh...I'm glad I got out of the teenage years," the matriarch of Candace exclaimed as she put on a pair of earplugs and continued to carry Ferb's suitcase.

Once they finished their screech-fest, Candace exclaimed loudly, "I'm gonna so tell Jeremy this! I'll totally see you on the carport, Stacey!"

She let out another squeal of excitement before calling up Jeremy's number.

"Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy!" Candace repeatedly shouted out her crush's name, begging for him to pick up his cell.

A reply came from the other line, "Hey, Candace! What's up?" It turned out to be a blonde-haired boy of around sixteen: Jeremy Johnson.

"Ohh...Jeremy..." Candace giggled with a smile, "I've heard from Stacey that you, Coltrane, and the other members are gonna be performing over at the beach..."

"Oh yes," Jeremy smiled, "the concert's gonna be around 7:30 in the evening. I even got you and Stacey front row tickets!" He then got out the tickets on his nightstand.

Candace screamed once more with enthusiasm about this glorious news.

"I'd take that as a yes!" the band leader smiled, "Well, I'll give the tickets to you over at your house in a few minutes!"

"Okay, Jeremy!" Candace grinned and hung up.

She couldn't wait for this epic meeting of her crush!