Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Merlin it all belongs to the BBC all I own is the twisted plot XD

A/N: This fic was inspired by my I Want Santa In His Chambers, Hop On Mister Easter Bunny, Mother Nature Bless Us This Year, You make a good fairy, sire, Humpty Dumpty and Arthur, Merlin and Little Bo Peep!? Fics. You do not have to read them first but it might be a good idea lol. You know for amusement sake.

Warnings: Slash some humour...uh that is about all I think.

A/N2: I love everyone's support. I find it quite funny I started it because of watching a movie and now it is like a series with my own cute character lol. I only started doing mycological legends (from the santa clause) and now its nursery rhymes lol

A/N3: Incy Wincy Spider was suggested by Dragonrider2203.


The Knight and Incy Wincy Spider

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the waterspout

Merlin looked up as a terrified scream rang through the castle. He looked at Arthur and the prince only said one word before they were running through the halls. They skidded into the rooms Arthur had managed to get Alia and she was kneeling in the corner with a knight standing on her bed

"What is going on?"

"It's just a spi'er," Alia said with a smile at them and they rolled their eyes

"Are you a knight or not!"


Down came the rain and washed the spider out

"Sorry sire it climbed out of her water basin"

"He won't hurt you Mr. Knight." Alia said sweetly holding out the spider and giggling as he squeaked. Arthur looked at Merlin in amusement


Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

"Here you go Mr. Spi'er," she said happily putting him on the table "now pwomise not to hurt Mr. Knight." The spider scurried off and she turned to Arthur and Merlin grinning happily. "Can I have a kitty?"


Now Incy Wincy spider went up the spout again!

"No!" they both sighed as the knight squeaked rushing out as the spider climbed into the water jug again.


Shorter i know but hey it was hard! lol. Anymore requests? Ideas?