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Summary: Irulan was putting a poison in Chani's food, so Chani decided to put a little something in hers...hahaha.
Chani had recently found out that Irulan had been putting a contraceptive in her food, so she decided to do something about it.
Early in the morning, while Irulan was spending some time on a treadmill in the exercise room, Chani raided the medicine cabinet in Alia's room (don't ask me why Alia has a medicine cabinet in her room.) She pulled out a big bottle of Turbo Lax and grinned. Then she scampered away, into the pantry, and started rummaging through the stockpile of cereals.
"Now, let's see, Bran Flakes, Oat Clusters...aha!" She spotted what she wanted and pulled it out. "Exactly what Irulan needs---a nice bowl of Colon Blow!"
Chani zoomed into the kitchen and decided to fix Irulan her breakfast. She poured her a hefty bowl of Colon Blow, and instead of using spice milk, she softened it up with Turbo Lax, with a nice glass of Turbo Lax on the side.
"This'll teach her never to mess with my food again!"
Approximately ten minutes later, Irulan waltzed into the fancy dining room after pumping up.
"Why Chani, how nice of you to fix my breakfast!" With that, she sat down and stuffed her face. Growling sounds suddenly started emanating from inside her. She ignored it, and continued eating, draining her glass. But she was jolted out of her chair by a huge gurgle. She started to panic, considering how the bathroom is two floors up. "Oh jeez, it must be that grape juice I drank last night!" She took off toward the bathroom. Once inside, Irulan erupted, blowing herself right off the toilet seat and through the roof.
Chani howled with laughter. Unfortunately, Irulan got caught in a tree.
Summary: Irulan was putting a poison in Chani's food, so Chani decided to put a little something in hers...hahaha.
Chani had recently found out that Irulan had been putting a contraceptive in her food, so she decided to do something about it.
Early in the morning, while Irulan was spending some time on a treadmill in the exercise room, Chani raided the medicine cabinet in Alia's room (don't ask me why Alia has a medicine cabinet in her room.) She pulled out a big bottle of Turbo Lax and grinned. Then she scampered away, into the pantry, and started rummaging through the stockpile of cereals.
"Now, let's see, Bran Flakes, Oat Clusters...aha!" She spotted what she wanted and pulled it out. "Exactly what Irulan needs---a nice bowl of Colon Blow!"
Chani zoomed into the kitchen and decided to fix Irulan her breakfast. She poured her a hefty bowl of Colon Blow, and instead of using spice milk, she softened it up with Turbo Lax, with a nice glass of Turbo Lax on the side.
"This'll teach her never to mess with my food again!"
Approximately ten minutes later, Irulan waltzed into the fancy dining room after pumping up.
"Why Chani, how nice of you to fix my breakfast!" With that, she sat down and stuffed her face. Growling sounds suddenly started emanating from inside her. She ignored it, and continued eating, draining her glass. But she was jolted out of her chair by a huge gurgle. She started to panic, considering how the bathroom is two floors up. "Oh jeez, it must be that grape juice I drank last night!" She took off toward the bathroom. Once inside, Irulan erupted, blowing herself right off the toilet seat and through the roof.
Chani howled with laughter. Unfortunately, Irulan got caught in a tree.