A/N: Hi all! I've been kind of out of the fandom for the last few years. At least as far as writing goes as my muse disappeared and stayed that way for a very long time. I've been watching the last few episodes of season 8 recently and even though I want to believe Wilson survived somehow, this little idea just wouldn't leave me alone. I figured what the hell, maybe this will kick my muse in the bum and allow me to write again like I used to. Anywho, I hope you, well I don't know if enjoy is the correct word, but I hope it turned out okay.
Rated PG-13 for language
House/Wilson strong friendship or if you're like me, get out your slash goggles
Word count 500+
Warnings: Spoilers for season 8, Character death
Dialogue only
'Why'd ya do it?'
"House, why'd ya do it?"
"Jeez Wilson, we only passed out of Jersey an hour ago. I haven't had time to fuck up yet!"
"I mean, why did you give up everything for me?"
"Boredom"
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"So, where to next?"
"Well, we've hit most of the northern states over this past month. How about Nashville?"
"Nashville? Wilson, please tell me you're not some closet Dolly freak!"
"Of course not! I was thinking 'The Grand Ole Oprey"
"Oh God, please kill me now…"
"You don't believe in God"
"I will if he can get me out of listening to that shit!"
"House, why'd ya do it?"
"You'll never be able to prove I did it…"
"Did what?"
"What?"
"What did you….never mind"
"…."
"Why did you give up everything for me?"
"Change of scenery"
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"Did you see her face?"
"I can't believe you did that!"
"Seriously? Do you even know me?"
"Three months ago I'd be lecturing you about your abhorrent behavior"
"And now?"
"I want to grow up to be just like you…Just like House. Ha, just like Mike"
"Okay Wilson, I think you've had more than your share of alcohol for tonight"
"You're no fun"
"Yep, I am the anti-fun"
"You're so funny…"
"Oh God, he's getting stupid"
"Stupid is as stupid does"
"Now he's quoting movies…time for bed Jimmy"
"Have I told you how much what you're doing means to me House"
"Nope. Don't care"
"Yes you do"
"No, I really don't"
"House, why'd ya do it?"
"I try to do one good deed a decade. You got lucky"
"I'm scared House"
"I know Wilson"
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"I'm having more bad days than good"
"Yep"
"Maybe you should think about what you're going to do, ya know…after"
"Well, after I get your ass out of the tub, I'm going to get some grub"
"Not what I meant and you know it"
"No seriously. I'm starving! It sucks that I gotta pay for it myself though. Mr. Cheapskate"
"I know, I never bought you any food over the past twenty years…I'm a terribly selfish friend"
"Well, I didn't want to say anything"
"House…"
"Don't"
"House, please…"
"Wilson, you're not gone yet. Please just pretend for a little while longer"
"You said please"
"No I didn't"
"Yes you did"
"Nope. Can't prove it"
"Fuck House, I'm going to miss you so damn much"
"No you won't. You won't know the difference"
"…I suppose I won't"
"One more trip?"
"Okay. One more"
"…."
"House, why'd ya do it?"
"See? That's a common misconception. I don't actually do anything. In fact I'm quite lazy…"
"Why did you give up everything for me?"
"Because I'm secretly a masochist that gets off on spending all my time with an anal retentive control freak"
"…right"
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"I…can't hang on…much…longer"
"I know"
"I'm…sorry"
"Don't be"
"…House"
"Shh Jimmy. It's okay"
"I don't…want…you to be…alone..."
"Don't worry about me"
"..can't…help it"
"It's okay to let go Wilson"
"House…"
"I'm here"
"House…why'd ya…do…"
"Wilson?"
…..
"Oh God no…"
….
"…because I love you, you stupid fool…."
-FIN-