Disclaimer- I don't own Neopets.

A/N- This is based on a true story.

My sis is a Neopets addict

She plays every day

Gaming, Gaming and More gaming

How much I cannot say

She gets hyper, I confess

When she gets a Faerie quest

Get your omelet before it's gone

Look for that paintbrush you want

She gets neopoints like sand

Unsatisfied with her high scores

She decides to beat them

Faerie Bubbles, Escape from Meridell Castle

She plays these until the score's beaten

Every game she tried at least once

She's almost never satisfied.

Takes care of her pets

Makes 'em battle

The list goes on and on

Luckily, she's not logged on.