Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches

Summary: Twelve of the most insane characters from around the universe compete to see who is the Master of Death Matches

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, TNA, CZW, IWA Mid South, BJW, WXW, Deathproof, or any wrestling company whatsoever. I also don't own Cartoon Network, Capcom, Mondo animation, FOX, Hasbro, Fresh TV, or any animation, anime, video game, TV, or internet companies as well, these and the wrestling companies are owned by their respected owners.

Rated M for ultraviolent wrestling violence, coarse language, and sexual references.

Pre-show Interviews and the match card

Red Forman's Interview:

Red was in the interview area ready for his promo.

Red Forman: I don't know what I have gotten myself into. My dumbass son signed me up for some kind of death match tournament and now I have to face off against another father in a match with toothpicks and carpet strips. I don't know who came up with this, but in the end, I will become the Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches.

The Angry Video Game Nerd's Interview:

AVGN was in his dressing room preparing for this incredible tourney.

AVGN: You know who I am, I take you to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass and tonight is my first death match. You could put me inside a cage with Chicken Shoot or E.T the Video Game and I will still beat the living hell out of them. No matter who is my opponent is, I will beat them and leave them in a pool of their own blood cause I am, The Angry Video Game Nerd.

Kai Brewer's Interview:

Kai was in a dark hall ready to cut a promo.

Kai Brewer: You know this tournament is a waste of my time. I should be training with The Black Dragons at this minute, but now I have to face some purple skinned freak in some fucked up wrestling match. I am a freaking karate champion, not some hardcore retarded wrestler, but whoever is in my way, I will break them in half and win at any cost because I am that damn good.

Sailor Mars' Interview:

The fiery priestess was in the interview area taping up her fists as she prepares for the tournament.

Sailor Mars: Everyone who knows me knows that I connection to the spirit world. Last night, Phobos and Deimos told me that I would win this tournament and you know what I don't believe them. This is a style of wrestling I never seen, even living in Japan, I never got into the Deathmatch scene. But no matter with or without The Sailor Soldiers, I will destroy my opponent and take home that trophy for me and The Sailor Soldiers.

Frank West's Interview:

The zombie fighter was near the stage and was beside a lot of weapons that will be used tonight.

Frank West: I faced zombies but I never done something like this. I mean we got light tubes, barbed wire, razor blades, panes of glass, explosives, and some sick weapons that these fans have created. Tonight, me and eleven other individuals will risk everything to win this tournament and no matter what happens, I will be become Master of the Death Matches.

Sunset Shimmer's Interview:

The former fall formal queen was sitting on the hood of a car outside the arena.

Sunset Shimmer: When I was young, I was extremely reckless and I only cared about myself. When I came to earth, all I did was make people's lives a living hell and destroying friendships. But after Twilight came to Earth, I changed my ways and now I am the new face of friendship. But tonight, this tournament will take me back to my darkest days and I have to face an aura whisperer in a match with fluorescent light tubes. To tell you the truth, this is my kind of match, using weapons to destroy people is my thing. When the night is over, everyone will call me The Master of the Death Matches.

I know that is only six interviews, but I just want to get advice from half the field, you will see a lot more in the coming chapters.

Tournament Matches

First Round

1. Frank West (Dead Rising) vs. Lumpy (Happy Tree Friends)- Thumbtack Death Match (Thumbtacks in the middle of the ring and thumbtack based weapons)

2. Red Forman (That's 70s Show) vs. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)- Carpet Strips and Toothpick Weapons Death Match

3. Kai Brewer (Kickin' It) vs. Amethyst (Steven Universe)- Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match (weapons that fans created)

4. The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Duncan (Total Drama)- Weapons of Mass Destruction Death Match (weapons includes Kenzans, Ornaments, and dangerous weapons)

5. Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon) vs. Rangiku Matsumoto (Bleach)- Extreme Japanese Fetish Death Match (roses with thorns, candles, whips, and other "toys")

6. Dawn (Total Drama) vs. Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)- Light Tube Ropes and Home Run Derby Weapons Death Match (tubes will be set up horizontally on the ropes, and gimmick bats)

The Semi-Finals will be three way elimination rules, there will be a Barb Wire Madness Death Match and a Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match. The Finals will be a FMW Glass Explosion Death Match (I will tell you about that when we get to the Finals.)

By the way, this Fanfic is inspired by Death Match Tournaments like Tournament of Death, King/Queen of The Death Matches, Carnage Cup, Masters of Pain, Brink of Death, Gorefest, Hardcore Harvest, etc.

Leave me a review of what you think of it so far, the match that you are looking forward to, and who do you think will win this tournament. If you have an idea for weapons for this fic, send me a PM (no guns, no machetes, or anything that can kill. Be creative and it might be featured in this fic).

Next chapter will be the first match in the tournament (Thumbtack match), until then, stay awesome my extreme bronies.