FAN FIcTION NIGHT VALE
Cecil and carlos out on the date
They go to the house
They are about to do the secks
Cecil says "w8 carlos I have a secret… I have… the TENTACLEZ"
Carlos is surprise
He says to cecil
"itok we still do the secks"
And the the secks was good
They fricked in the booty
They put the tentackel in the butt
TRU LOVE
Author's Note:
This is satire of most Welcome to Night Vale Fanfictions with the headcanon of Cecil having tentacles, because this is exactly what most of them were like.
Bitches aint shit now huh