There once was a rogue cat named Firepit who liked telling funny stories or lessons to the kits of the clans. One night, he gathered kits from Thunderclan. "Now kits, I'm going to teach you a very important lesson. Never name your kit Starkit. You know why? Let's think about it. It would be fine until your kit was one day appointed deputy. Then the clan leader dies. Star whatever get their nine lives. Any you know what that means? That's right. Your kit has the worst name ever. Starstar."