I got a little bored with A Swim By The Lake ( but I will continue it) so I wrote this story. So here's chapter one of...

EYE ON KOHONA

Welcome to Eye on Kohona. I, Pure Insanity, the host of the show, will be interviewing the three most promising young ninjas in Kohona, and will be asking about their personal information. Please help me give a warm welcome to team 7! Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura.

PI: Now wave to the camera…

Naruto: waves vigorously HI EVERYBODY!

Sakura: waves

Sasuke: Hn.

PI: I said wave…

Sasuke: No.

PI: pulls out tazer ( spelling?)

Sasuke: waves

PI: Good.

PI: Let's begin today with your personality. It says here, that Naruto is the loud mouthed annoying blond, but yet loved by everyone in the village and has hopes of becoming Hokage so he would be acknowledged. Is this right?

Sakura: Yes.

Sasuke: Yes.

Naruto: HEY! What do you mean annoying!

Sakura: Everybody knows you are BAKA!

PI: Next is Sasuke. From the data we collected from citizens, you are the last of the Uchihas, sworn to take revenge on the man that killed your family…and are a cold hearted bastard. Plus you are popular among the ladies waggles eyebrows

Naruto: ALL TRUE! Especially the cold hearted bastard part!…But he doesn't deserve his popularity. What does he have that I don't!

Fan girls: Looks, talent and a brain dobe!

Naruto: Oh, just shut up.

PI: What about you Sakura?

Sakura: Well…he did manage steal my heart.

Audience: Awwwwww.

Sakura:…and he is a bit of a cold hearted bastard.

Sasuke: Hn, whatever.

PI: Wow, he really is.

Sasuke: glares

PI: Continuing, is Haruno Sakura, described as a strong willed, kind medic nin. Not to mention a Sasuke fan girl.

Sakura: blushes Well, that was a while ago. I kinda quit the fan girl thing.

Naruto: So will you go out with me?

Sakura: No.

Naruto: Oh.

PI: How about you Sasuke?

Sasuke: Just an other annoying girl.

Sakura: lowers head

Audience: Boooooooo! throws hotdogs

Sasuke: Be quiet! smack what the…

Naruto: Hehehe…

Sasuke: Don't throw your food at me dobe!

Naruto: Hey, if YOU had better reflexes, it could had been a tasty snack!

Sasuke: Dobe!

Naruto: Teme!

Sasuke: Dobe!

Naruto: AHHH! throws chair at Sasuke

Sasuke: flips over table

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Sorry, but we are having technical difficulties. We'll be right back. ( Psssst! Edwardo! Hurry up and air the commercials! Pffft. No wonder these Mexicans came free with the equipment ( I don't mean to offend anyone).)

Neji: Want hair like mine? flips hair in slow motion try L'Oreal. You're worth it.

PI: And we're back. Sorry for inconvenience folks. Now let's continue with our questions.

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: Fine.

PI: What are your favourite colours?

Sasuke…Are you serious.

PI: Yes.

Sasuke: Fine, blue.

Naruto: YELLOW!

Sakura: Red.

PI: O.O

All Three: What?

PI: cough Nothing. Anyways, favourite food. Well…Sasuke's and Sakura's.

Naruto: Hey! I need a chance to express my love for Ramen.

Sakura: You already did…many, many times.

PI:…Anyways, Sasuke?

Sasuke: Tomatoes.

Sasuke's thoughts:

Mmmmmmm…a ripe juicy delicious plump tomatoe. Ahhhhhhhhhh…( imagine him doing it like Homer and btw, he's not screaming.)

Normal POV:

Sakura: Um… Sasuke? Are you okay? Cause you're drooling…

Sasuke: Wha..what? Oh yah, yah I'm fine.

Sakura:…okay.

PI: Sakura?

Sakura: Oh! Syrup-coated anko dumplings and umeboshi (pickled ume fruits).

PI: The most normal answer for this question…well, moving on to the reeeaaally interesting questions! First, the weirdest and strangest moment you've ever experienced.

Sakura: Aren't weirdest and strangest the same thing?

PI: Whatever. First Sasuke.

Sasuke: sighs Fine, I'll answer your stupid questions.

Flashback

"Oiy Sasuke-teme!" Naruto called.

Sasuke turned around to find his two team mates trailing behind him trying to catch his attention.

" Hn."

" Hey, it's your birthday today right Sasuke-kun!" Sakura asked cheerfully/

" Yea, so?"

" Naruto and I both got you a surprise!…though I wasn't all that happy with what it was."

" Give it to someone else, I don't want it." Ssuke replied coldly.

" C'mon teme! Loosen up a little! We already ordered it!"

" Pleeeaaase Sasuke-kun!"

" Fine, if it'll make you two shut up."

" YAAAAY!"

Sasuke's house…

" It's inside you're house Sasuke-kun!"

" How did you two get in my house…"

" Umm…that's not important right now. You'll just love our gift!" Naruto said, trying to change the subject.

Stepping inside the house, Sasuke was led into the kitchen to find…a gigantic birthday cake.

" I don't like sweets"

" You'll like what's in it!" Naruto replied excitedly.

"Well, I'm gonna go get a knife to cut it. You two just stay in here and enjoy yourselves." Sakura said, sneaking off into an other room…until…

" Don't need to, I have one on the counter right here" Sasuke said positioning himself to cut the VERY large cake"

" WAIT SASUKE! NOT YE…" Naruto tried to warn…but he was too late. He had already sliced through the centre of the cake.

" Oh my Lord." Sakura gasped.

" What?" Sasuke asked with curiosity.

" A super model was supposed to burst out of the cake." Naruto said blankly.

Sasuke turned to see the cake. " Shit."

End of flashback

PI: Oh my… cough umm, let's move on to Sakura shall we? Hehe. Um yea.

Sakura: Ok, mine is reeeaaally strange.

Flashback

" Ino-chan!" six year old Sakura called, running up to her best friend.

" Yes?"

" My mommy made us both bento so we can go have a picnic at the park!" she told Ino happily.

" That sounds great! Then we can go play o the swings!"

" Yah! Let's go, I'm getting hungry!" she giggled( Aaawww soooo cute!).

At the park…

" Here's some apple juice Ino!" Sakura said, handing her friend a juice box.

" Mmmm! It looks delicious!" Ino said taking a peek at the food.

" I know!" Sakura said agreeing. She took out a set of chopsticks for both of them before she grabbed a piece of sushi, but before she could enter it into her mouth, she screamed in fear.

" What is it Sakura?" Ino said worried

She pointed at the piece of sushi, still hyperventilating. Ino looked at what Sakura was screaming at and started to scream herself before flinging it as far away as possible.

The sushi, was moving ( I actually saw a video of a piece sushi( actually, it was sashimi) moving OO)

End of flashback

PI: Um…eww. Well, let's continue with Naruto.

Naruto: Once, I ordered pork ramen…but when it came…IT WAS BEEF!

PI: That's not that weird…

Sasuke: That was idiotic.

Naruto: At least I didn't have to go to court for killing a super model!

Sasuke: At least I have a functioning brain!

Naruto: Teme!

Sasuke: Dobe!

Naruto: Teme!

Sasuke: Dobe:

Naruto: throws chair

Sakura: sigh

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…

Hope you enjoyed, but now this is you readers time to shine!If you have a question for our trio( ANY QUESTION) review and also write your question. I will pick out a few each chapter, then write your name as to who asked the question. So please Rate and Review!