A Hundred Things about Luxembourg
She was raised by France
She called him daddy
She cooks awesomely
She has been ruled over by Germany for four years
She was a sissy in her early years
She has read thousands of tsundere manga given to her by Japan
She spent a prolonged moment in her life with England (that made her a tsundere)
She was once a guinea pig for one of France's tutoring sessions
She has been tucked in while France was nude
She has worn that god awful maid outfit
She has been in that maid outfit while holding an assault rifle
She is secretly in love with Prussia
And will do anything for him
She is a tsundere
She claims so to be
Though she isn't
And Prussia knows it
She has been a part of the Hapsburg empire
Claims that Austria and Spain are horrible examples
Though Austria was the one who taught her the piano
She also had nightmares of becoming a brunette version of Germany
I don't know why I let my stupid author write these things about me, I should do this embarrassing job myself
Anyway, I am banned from drinking with my buddies and staring at hot waiters
Screw rule #23, imma drink my beer and drool over Anthony
Whoever Anthony may be
I am banned from having any drinking buddies
Especially Denmark
I will always break rule #26
No matter what mijn broer or mijn zus says
I am banned from hanging out with Indonesia for more than a day
I did not teach Indonesia Russian Reversal
It was Malaysia's fault
And she was raised by England
So blame him
I am also not allowed to hang out with New Zealand for more than half a day
It will make me more violent than I already am
Just because she brings her sheep to world meetings is inappropriate is not a legit reason
Sheep are so uber cute
I should not play with the heavy artillery
France will scold me
Though it will make me have better relations with Switzerland
I must not call Liechtenstein 'Hinata'
Even if she does act like her
I am restricted from any type of friendship with the Nordics
Especially Denmark
Even if he is one of my best drinking buddies
I am forbidden from tricking Indonesia into any dates with mijn broer
Even if it does make him happy
It still doesn't count as a good deed
I am not to crash at Australia's place whenever I get drunk
Even if I do calm his koalas
I am not allowed to seduce Prussia into marrying me
I must not be jealous of Qatar for being richer than me
I am prohibited from mixing kiwi with beer
It brings shame to my family
Even if I am a nation, I am nowhere near allowed to flirt with any hot humans
Even though Italy does it
I must not cause a war between daddy and Prussia
It will only make me sadder than I already am
I am not allowed to text Poland at any type of meetings
No matter how boring
And even if it was about that hot guy we saw at Warsaw
I am not allowed to threaten other nations to make their capital Luxembourg
I am forbidden to give myself up for Prussia
Even if daddy likes the thought of us married
I am not to shoot Germany with an AK 47
I am not to mope around claiming I was supposed to be born a man
I still like being a woman
Being a woman has its advantages
I must not change my lion into StupidFox
No matter how cute said fox may be
Foxes reminds me of Ichimaru Gin
Gin reminds me of Prussia
He was a great country before that bastard Otto von Bismarck showed up
I shouldn't keep my feelings to myself
But it will decrease my pride by 70%
Like hell I'd let that happen
My national motto, mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn, is a complete lie
'Mir welle jo keng Preise gin, mir welle bleiwe wat mir sin' is also a lie
I am not to cry out 'WORLD LIMBO' and dress in a skeleton suit then start a giant limbo that starts at Aussie's house
I am not to giggle and agree at anything rude Prussia says to Austria
Even if it is true
I am banned to speak to Russia
I am also banned on sitting on Prussia's bed with only shorts and a tank top on
I am not allowed to bring my water balloons to a meeting
Nor am I allowed to throw them at Germany
Even though that muscle headed donkey is fucking annoying
Same goes for America
Ditto for Austria
I am not allowed to marry Pierre and Gilbert
Even if their children might be as cute as hell
I will not secretly place bobby traps in Germany's room
Like hell I'd follow rule #92
I can't pose for as a model for Elle then show the magazine to Prussia
I am not to get Prussia drunk and get him to marry me
I am starting to act like Belarus
Which is kinda creepy
Have I ever told you that one sentence answers were classy?
Well they are
Oh mijn god, Prussia if you're reading this I hope you don't laugh…
I will forever abide by these-
Like hell I'd ever follow these useless rules
I'll see you in hell
I was dubbed 'awesome' by Prussia so that means I get more numbers~