Chapter 1, Operation Tomato: the Development
*Entrance* Reno, Kali, & H.G Heero
Kali: Well, what should the 1st chapter of Gundam Tales be about?
Reno: Gundam Wing of course!
Kail:* rolls eyes* I know it will be written in this format, I just don't really know what to write the 1st episode about.
Reno: What should we name the first episode?
Kail: Let me think.* assumes thinking position & Heero drapes arm around her shoulder *
how bout,
Gundam Tales: Episode 1:The Beginning Reno: No,No,No,No, how bout Operation Tomato?
Kali: Operation Tomato!?!....................... I love it!
*Heero snickers and Kali whacks him w/a newspaper*
Ooooooo! The main part could be called the tomato spree! We can throw tomatoes at Relena, Dorothy, and Wufei!
*Wufei appears out of thin air and glares at Kali*
Kali: or not *Wufei disappears*
Reno: * searching the internet for a Girlfriend & doesn't hear a word Kali says *
Come Again Kali?
Kali:* Glares at Reno* I'm not gonna repeat that! Heero might hit me back if i whacked him a 2nd time * Heero smiles mischievously * Just as Kali returned the look *
Reno: sick perverts , get a room!
Kali * stuffs newspaper down Reno's throat * Shut Up! * Heero backs her up by hitting Reno a few times *
Reno: * pulls newspaper out of throat and starts laughing hysterically at the funnies *
Kali: * Gets pissed * Don't be an ASS! * suddenly perks up* Hey we could use this as like a prologue to the 1st Episode or something!!!!
Reno: Duh! That's what i was planning
Kali: * Rolls eyes * Don't be a jerk * Heero gives Reno the look for buggin Kali *
Reno: * dies from Heero from Heero's trademark look * * starts singing * Lean on me when your not strong I'll be your friend , I'll help you carry on for it wont be long till I'm going to need somebody to lean on............!
Kali: * Gives Reno a weird look * Where did that come from?!
Reno: * grins * Actually I got it from the recording I made of Heero singing in the shower. Wanna copy? Only $99999.95
Kali: * rolls eyes * Honey , I have all his singing sessions on tape * Heero nods * Oh, by the way don't let your bro get his grubby hands on our fic. Don't let him change it!
* unnoticed by Kali Reno and Heero leave *
Reno* gets in the Viper with Heero to get Kali's sanity pills , lock's doors and looks at Heero lustfully * I have been waiting to do this for a long time * turns chibi and Heero sweatdrops * * Reno holds up tickets * Lets go play miniature golf
Kali: * holds up a set of keys and gets in the trunks , then crawls through the back seat! * HA! * Heero smirks at Reno's foiled plans and puts arm around Kali *
Reno: * hog ties Kali and gags her * * In a evil voice * Nothing will stop me from playing golf with Heero!
Kali: * is ungaged by Heero * Why can't I play too!?! * turns chibi and gives Reno a sad , puppydog look*
Reno: I guess its ok * turns back chibi * but i need some male bonding time with Heero
Kali: * smiles * Yay! * looks at Reno than at Heero * Um, could someone unite me please?
Reno: * Unties Kali and then pulls up to fancy hotel with a pool a mini golf course etc.
All: ALL RIGHT! YEAH! YAY etc
Kali: * smiles spots a limo pulling up, gasps in horror, then grabs reno & Heero & runs inside *
Reno: * looks at Kali weird look* What the bleep are you doing?
Kali: * looks at Reno in fear * It's a .................... Monster! We have to hurry and check in ! * Grabs Reno and Heero once again and drags them to the front desk * The $ bedroom Penthouse, please complete with kitchen , living room , you know the works!
Heero: * gives Kali a weird look * Isn't that a little much?
Kali: * grins and pulls a piece of paper from her back pocket.* Turns to young girl at the front desk * Here's my certificate saying we get the 4 bedroom Penthouse and everything FREE FOREVER * Gets insane look on her face and cackles madly *
Reno: * sees girl get out of the limo* it;s and angle.................. * Looks more closely * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's RELENA!
Kali: * screams * you called it an angle! What's wrong with you ?
Heero: Turns pale white , A bellboy comes up and grabs our stuff and say follow me. * Heero grabs Reno, Kali and bellboy & drags them to the elevator before Relena can see them*
Reno: I didn't realize it was her! Besides i am now going on a quest to find a G/F and there is
nothing you can do about it, Unless you please cook me some lasagna!
Kali: * rolls eyes * I'll make you some lasagna. * Reno begins to sing [ all for the glory of lasagna ] as Heero's eyes light up
Heero: * almost drooling * I love your lasagna , Kali make sure you make a lot of it! * said with more enthusiasm than he had shown in a month *
Reno: * gets mad and beats Heero off with a stick * I get 9/10 of it
Heero: * Grabs newspaper from earlier * and whacks Reno with it * Oh! No you Don't!
Kali: * rolls eyes * Oh brother * sees bellboy is in danger from Heero and Reno , Grabs him and gets off the elevator * Come on show me to our room.. * looks behind her *
Heero: * sees Kali and bellboy and comes to beat the bleep out of the bellboy .*
Kali: * grabs Heero, Let go of the bellboy, who takes the lead. Reno follows behind on crutches *
All: * reach room and stare in awe at it's hugeness. Bellboy leaves *
Reno: * grins wickedly , and pulls chemicals out of nowhere and makes flashpowder which a bottle cap full is stronger than 2 lbs of dynamite and sticks it down Heero's pants *
BOOM!
Kali: Glares at Reno * Fine! No lasagna for you! * helps Heero to the couch
Heero: * flashes a wicked grin at Reno when kali wasn't looking *
Kali: I was just going to make you each 1 pan.
Reno: * turns * chibi but her kicked me in the nuts with his steel toed boots
Kali* Eyes soften and she turns to Heero * Now Heero, you can't just go around doing that * points to Reno* Now apologize to Reno
Heero: * looks sorry* Sorry.
Kali: * looks at Reno* Say your sorry , too or i wont make you the 18x18 pan of lasagna, Heero already gets one for apologizing.
Heero: * Flashes Reno another wicked grin when kali isn't looking *
Reno: * Apologizes 6 times hoping to get 6 pans of lasagna *
Kali: * nods Okay, now i will go cook you guys 1 pan each. * looks at Reno * I already have the ingredients, This place has been filled with everything we need. * goes to kitchen and begins cooking *
Reno: * wants to whine, but decides against it * I guess I'll go go pick on the bellboy or just go blow something up while i wait
Kali: K! * looks at Heero and grins * wanna help me cook!?!
Heero: * Grins back* Sure.......... HEHE!
Reno: * blows up Relena's limo while screaming evilly The lasagna is all mine!!!!!!!
Kali: * Hears explosion * What was that?
Heero: * turns Kali back to unfinished lasagna* I don't know! FINISH FOOD!!!!!!
Reno: * comes back in the room covered in gunpowder * I forgot to tell ya, Relena will be staying here for awhile * looks down at feet with is hands behind his back, in chibi form* I kinda blew up her limo
Kali: * thinks* Well, I suppose that , that means more torture Time * grins evilly *
Heero: * at first glares at Reno, then listens to Kali's reasoning *
Yeah, more torture
Reno: * whispers to Kali * After while, can we go to the mall with 8 stories and 900 stores & leave Heero Home?
Kali: * Turns Chibi* but why can't Heero come, too? * tears up*
Heero: Glares at Reno for makin Kali tear up. * Kali makes him go sit down *
Reno:* whispers again * words Operation Tomato
Kali: * looks confused * why can't Heero join and what exactly is Operation Tomato ?
Reno: Lets eat first, and put 200 sleeping pills in heero's food then we'll talk. I will brief you and well choose code names for walkie talkies.
Kali: * looks even more confused then realizes Reno wants to drug Heero , Glares at Reno*
Grrrrrr. I don't wanna drug my baby! * Gives Reno His lasagna. . Heero's already piggin out on his*
Reno: hit him with a club then! The plan won't work with him there!
Kali: Well tell me the plan , Then i will decide
Reno: Several Words: Duo, Relena, Tomatoes, Reno, Sabotage, Kali,heero,Pretend to come on to. When we meet up with Duo , I'll tell you the rest,
Kali:* realizes what Reno means and gasps in horror* No! you cant do that to my Heero '
Relena! That's torture!
Reno: * pulls out a trombone * HeHe opps! Wrong pocket. * tosses trombone to the side and pulls out trumpcard * You get to see Heero in a Thong !
Kali: * Raises eyebrows in surprise * What do you mean "thong" give me more details! I definitely don't want MY Heero coming on to * shudders* Relena in a thong!
Reno: The thong is black with red lips on it, Plus Relena wont see him in it , You just haven't seen what happens when Heero wakes up after eating lasagna and thinks nobody's home!!!
Kali: * confused yet again *
Reno: More words for ya: Heero,Thong,Music,Home Shopping Network,Bottle of wine and roses, and if that doesn't work then I still have 1 last card to play!1!
Kali: * Realization dawns on Her* OMG! I can't wait to see the video tape! It's like the fic I'm Too sexy ' all over again!!!!!!!! I love that Fic! *Snaps Fingers* Let's do it! * snickers *
Heero: * looks up from lasagna, looks at Kali, shrugs and goes back to lasagna*
Reno: My last card was: We have a balcony * hint hint* and a private swimming poll, Hahaha
kali: * looks slightly confused, but nods anyway*
Reno: And so beings Operation Tomato : The Preparation!
The End of
Chp.1
( A/n ) There is a theme song but it will be chapter 3
Kali: Hey this is Reno's cousin i wrote everything that says kali and heero before it
Reno: And i wrote everything that is said by Reno Oh yeah at the start of chapter 2 heero still hasn't been put to sleep but it will come so don't think we where forgetting about operation tomato which is a 5 part series ( chapters 1-5 ) And please Review
*Entrance* Reno, Kali, & H.G Heero
Kali: Well, what should the 1st chapter of Gundam Tales be about?
Reno: Gundam Wing of course!
Kail:* rolls eyes* I know it will be written in this format, I just don't really know what to write the 1st episode about.
Reno: What should we name the first episode?
Kail: Let me think.* assumes thinking position & Heero drapes arm around her shoulder *
how bout,
Gundam Tales: Episode 1:The Beginning Reno: No,No,No,No, how bout Operation Tomato?
Kali: Operation Tomato!?!....................... I love it!
*Heero snickers and Kali whacks him w/a newspaper*
Ooooooo! The main part could be called the tomato spree! We can throw tomatoes at Relena, Dorothy, and Wufei!
*Wufei appears out of thin air and glares at Kali*
Kali: or not *Wufei disappears*
Reno: * searching the internet for a Girlfriend & doesn't hear a word Kali says *
Come Again Kali?
Kali:* Glares at Reno* I'm not gonna repeat that! Heero might hit me back if i whacked him a 2nd time * Heero smiles mischievously * Just as Kali returned the look *
Reno: sick perverts , get a room!
Kali * stuffs newspaper down Reno's throat * Shut Up! * Heero backs her up by hitting Reno a few times *
Reno: * pulls newspaper out of throat and starts laughing hysterically at the funnies *
Kali: * Gets pissed * Don't be an ASS! * suddenly perks up* Hey we could use this as like a prologue to the 1st Episode or something!!!!
Reno: Duh! That's what i was planning
Kali: * Rolls eyes * Don't be a jerk * Heero gives Reno the look for buggin Kali *
Reno: * dies from Heero from Heero's trademark look * * starts singing * Lean on me when your not strong I'll be your friend , I'll help you carry on for it wont be long till I'm going to need somebody to lean on............!
Kali: * Gives Reno a weird look * Where did that come from?!
Reno: * grins * Actually I got it from the recording I made of Heero singing in the shower. Wanna copy? Only $99999.95
Kali: * rolls eyes * Honey , I have all his singing sessions on tape * Heero nods * Oh, by the way don't let your bro get his grubby hands on our fic. Don't let him change it!
* unnoticed by Kali Reno and Heero leave *
Reno* gets in the Viper with Heero to get Kali's sanity pills , lock's doors and looks at Heero lustfully * I have been waiting to do this for a long time * turns chibi and Heero sweatdrops * * Reno holds up tickets * Lets go play miniature golf
Kali: * holds up a set of keys and gets in the trunks , then crawls through the back seat! * HA! * Heero smirks at Reno's foiled plans and puts arm around Kali *
Reno: * hog ties Kali and gags her * * In a evil voice * Nothing will stop me from playing golf with Heero!
Kali: * is ungaged by Heero * Why can't I play too!?! * turns chibi and gives Reno a sad , puppydog look*
Reno: I guess its ok * turns back chibi * but i need some male bonding time with Heero
Kali: * smiles * Yay! * looks at Reno than at Heero * Um, could someone unite me please?
Reno: * Unties Kali and then pulls up to fancy hotel with a pool a mini golf course etc.
All: ALL RIGHT! YEAH! YAY etc
Kali: * smiles spots a limo pulling up, gasps in horror, then grabs reno & Heero & runs inside *
Reno: * looks at Kali weird look* What the bleep are you doing?
Kali: * looks at Reno in fear * It's a .................... Monster! We have to hurry and check in ! * Grabs Reno and Heero once again and drags them to the front desk * The $ bedroom Penthouse, please complete with kitchen , living room , you know the works!
Heero: * gives Kali a weird look * Isn't that a little much?
Kali: * grins and pulls a piece of paper from her back pocket.* Turns to young girl at the front desk * Here's my certificate saying we get the 4 bedroom Penthouse and everything FREE FOREVER * Gets insane look on her face and cackles madly *
Reno: * sees girl get out of the limo* it;s and angle.................. * Looks more closely * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's RELENA!
Kali: * screams * you called it an angle! What's wrong with you ?
Heero: Turns pale white , A bellboy comes up and grabs our stuff and say follow me. * Heero grabs Reno, Kali and bellboy & drags them to the elevator before Relena can see them*
Reno: I didn't realize it was her! Besides i am now going on a quest to find a G/F and there is
nothing you can do about it, Unless you please cook me some lasagna!
Kali: * rolls eyes * I'll make you some lasagna. * Reno begins to sing [ all for the glory of lasagna ] as Heero's eyes light up
Heero: * almost drooling * I love your lasagna , Kali make sure you make a lot of it! * said with more enthusiasm than he had shown in a month *
Reno: * gets mad and beats Heero off with a stick * I get 9/10 of it
Heero: * Grabs newspaper from earlier * and whacks Reno with it * Oh! No you Don't!
Kali: * rolls eyes * Oh brother * sees bellboy is in danger from Heero and Reno , Grabs him and gets off the elevator * Come on show me to our room.. * looks behind her *
Heero: * sees Kali and bellboy and comes to beat the bleep out of the bellboy .*
Kali: * grabs Heero, Let go of the bellboy, who takes the lead. Reno follows behind on crutches *
All: * reach room and stare in awe at it's hugeness. Bellboy leaves *
Reno: * grins wickedly , and pulls chemicals out of nowhere and makes flashpowder which a bottle cap full is stronger than 2 lbs of dynamite and sticks it down Heero's pants *
BOOM!
Kali: Glares at Reno * Fine! No lasagna for you! * helps Heero to the couch
Heero: * flashes a wicked grin at Reno when kali wasn't looking *
Kali: I was just going to make you each 1 pan.
Reno: * turns * chibi but her kicked me in the nuts with his steel toed boots
Kali* Eyes soften and she turns to Heero * Now Heero, you can't just go around doing that * points to Reno* Now apologize to Reno
Heero: * looks sorry* Sorry.
Kali: * looks at Reno* Say your sorry , too or i wont make you the 18x18 pan of lasagna, Heero already gets one for apologizing.
Heero: * Flashes Reno another wicked grin when kali isn't looking *
Reno: * Apologizes 6 times hoping to get 6 pans of lasagna *
Kali: * nods Okay, now i will go cook you guys 1 pan each. * looks at Reno * I already have the ingredients, This place has been filled with everything we need. * goes to kitchen and begins cooking *
Reno: * wants to whine, but decides against it * I guess I'll go go pick on the bellboy or just go blow something up while i wait
Kali: K! * looks at Heero and grins * wanna help me cook!?!
Heero: * Grins back* Sure.......... HEHE!
Reno: * blows up Relena's limo while screaming evilly The lasagna is all mine!!!!!!!
Kali: * Hears explosion * What was that?
Heero: * turns Kali back to unfinished lasagna* I don't know! FINISH FOOD!!!!!!
Reno: * comes back in the room covered in gunpowder * I forgot to tell ya, Relena will be staying here for awhile * looks down at feet with is hands behind his back, in chibi form* I kinda blew up her limo
Kali: * thinks* Well, I suppose that , that means more torture Time * grins evilly *
Heero: * at first glares at Reno, then listens to Kali's reasoning *
Yeah, more torture
Reno: * whispers to Kali * After while, can we go to the mall with 8 stories and 900 stores & leave Heero Home?
Kali: * Turns Chibi* but why can't Heero come, too? * tears up*
Heero: Glares at Reno for makin Kali tear up. * Kali makes him go sit down *
Reno:* whispers again * words Operation Tomato
Kali: * looks confused * why can't Heero join and what exactly is Operation Tomato ?
Reno: Lets eat first, and put 200 sleeping pills in heero's food then we'll talk. I will brief you and well choose code names for walkie talkies.
Kali: * looks even more confused then realizes Reno wants to drug Heero , Glares at Reno*
Grrrrrr. I don't wanna drug my baby! * Gives Reno His lasagna. . Heero's already piggin out on his*
Reno: hit him with a club then! The plan won't work with him there!
Kali: Well tell me the plan , Then i will decide
Reno: Several Words: Duo, Relena, Tomatoes, Reno, Sabotage, Kali,heero,Pretend to come on to. When we meet up with Duo , I'll tell you the rest,
Kali:* realizes what Reno means and gasps in horror* No! you cant do that to my Heero '
Relena! That's torture!
Reno: * pulls out a trombone * HeHe opps! Wrong pocket. * tosses trombone to the side and pulls out trumpcard * You get to see Heero in a Thong !
Kali: * Raises eyebrows in surprise * What do you mean "thong" give me more details! I definitely don't want MY Heero coming on to * shudders* Relena in a thong!
Reno: The thong is black with red lips on it, Plus Relena wont see him in it , You just haven't seen what happens when Heero wakes up after eating lasagna and thinks nobody's home!!!
Kali: * confused yet again *
Reno: More words for ya: Heero,Thong,Music,Home Shopping Network,Bottle of wine and roses, and if that doesn't work then I still have 1 last card to play!1!
Kali: * Realization dawns on Her* OMG! I can't wait to see the video tape! It's like the fic I'm Too sexy ' all over again!!!!!!!! I love that Fic! *Snaps Fingers* Let's do it! * snickers *
Heero: * looks up from lasagna, looks at Kali, shrugs and goes back to lasagna*
Reno: My last card was: We have a balcony * hint hint* and a private swimming poll, Hahaha
kali: * looks slightly confused, but nods anyway*
Reno: And so beings Operation Tomato : The Preparation!
The End of
Chp.1
( A/n ) There is a theme song but it will be chapter 3
Kali: Hey this is Reno's cousin i wrote everything that says kali and heero before it
Reno: And i wrote everything that is said by Reno Oh yeah at the start of chapter 2 heero still hasn't been put to sleep but it will come so don't think we where forgetting about operation tomato which is a 5 part series ( chapters 1-5 ) And please Review