Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I wish I did, but I don't. Not making money from this. I don't have any money, so if you sue me, you'll probably get a couple of movies, and that's it, unless you want my cat, Anastasia.
Author's note: This is my first SW fic, so, please be nice. I was planning on having it be in chapters, but I'll only go on if I get lots of reviews (don't care if they're flames, if you review it means you at least read it, so I'm happy). This just came to me one day when I was bored. I have no knowledge of a story similar to it, so if you have written one, I haven't read it and I'm not ripping you off, okay? ' indicates telepathic speech'. Chewie is not dead, and I don't know Wookie-talk (so any in the story is obviously made up). Oh yeah, I don't know if they have certain things in the SW universe, but this is MY story and if I want something in the story that doesn't exist in the universe, IT'S GONNA BE IN MY STORY!! Enough of my ramblings, on with the story (which is oddly ALSO my ramblings).
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Jaina and Jacen sat in the lunch room talking to their friends when their uncle called to them, ' Kids, come to my office, I've got something to show you.'
Jaina replied, ' We'll be right there Uncle Luke'. "Hey guys, Jacen and I have to go see Uncle Luke. We'll be back"
"Yeah, we'll be back in a minute." Jacen chimed in as the two rose from their seats. They exited the lunch room and began walking down the hall towards their uncle's office. "I wonder what he wants to show us. I hope it's not another trance."
"There'd be nothing wrong with another trance. But, I hope it's not one either. Hey, maybe he's got some speeders or something for us to fix up." Jaina said with a glint of hope in her voice. They stopped outside the office door and peered in. "DAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!" Jaina yelled as she ran through the door and hugged her father."
"Hey dad, how are you?" Jacen asked as he strode into the room.
Han sat his daughter down and hugged his oldest son. "Alot better because I've seen you two now."
"Your father wants to take you two on a vacation. I told him as long as you two can make up any work you'll need to when you get back, and you promise to practice with your lightsabers, you can go."
"Really? Thanks Uncle Luke!!" Jacen and Jaina practically yelled.
"Hey, it WAS my idea to take you. Don't I get any credit here??" Han asked playfully.
"You're wonderful dad!" Jaina replied throwing her arms around her father's neck again.
"Yeah, I know. Now go and pack your bags. The Falcon is in the docking bay. Be there in a half hour or me and Chewie are leaving without you.
"Chewie's here too!?!"
"Well, obviously. Now go pack your things. You've got 29 minutes left. I'm serious. I'll leave without you!" Han called after his two oldest children.
"No you won't!" they called back.
"Yeah, you're right." He muttered under his breath.
Within the hour the Solo children were playing holo-chess on the Millennium Falcon. When their father came back out of the cockpit, the twins began barraging him with questions. Many of them were along the lines of, "Where are we going?", "When are we gonna be there?", "How long are we staying?"
Han calmly answered, "We are meeting your mother, younger brother, and Lowie on Naboo, we'll be there in a few hours, and about two weeks. Now what do you want me to make for din..." he was cut of by a VERY upset Chewie yelling from the cockpit.
"Grraaaafffrrrrooonnnnneeee!!"
"What do you mean followed?" Han yelled back, making his way towards his Wookie friend. He fell flat on his face when the Falcon was hit. "Sith!!" he cried and took the pilot's chair. "Space pirates. Chewie, you ready to jump into hyperspace?"
"Harrowwnoyhjs."
"Yeah, I know. OK, prepare. Three, two, one." Nothing happened (BIG surprise there). "Damnit! Does it EVER work?"
"Loejen!"
"No, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! Can we shoot 'em down?"
"Protnefredwer."
"Good point. Ready main blasters." Half an hour and three pirate barges later the Falcon was trudging through space with its occupants breathing a little easier, but ONLY a little.
"Dad, where are we gonna set her down? I mean we do have to fix the hyperdrive, AGAIN." Jaina said sipping her drink.
"We're going to have to set her down on my favorite planet." Han said sarcastically.
"Which would be..??" Jacen asked.
"Tatooine."
"What?!" the twins cried.
"We'll set down tonight and head into town tomorrow morning. Now you two just keep doing whatever it is you were doing while I go help Chewie land the ship."
Everybody slept restlessly that night. Chewie and Han because of their past experiences on the desert planet and Jacen and Jaina because of the stories they'd heard from they're father, Chewie, and uncle.
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The next morning Han headed into the settlement he had met Luke in so many years before. This time however, he had his children with him, and not Chewie (who had been left to guard the ship). The journey seemed to take hours under the two blistering suns.
"Geez. I'd forgotten how hot it was here. The heat was reason two I hated this place." Han said wiping the sweat off his brow.
"How could Uncle Luke have lived with this all of his life?" Jacen asked after taking another drink of water.
"No wonder he doesn't have a problem with the heat at the academy."
"Yeah, it makes more sense now that I've seen where he grew up. I mean, I heard it was hot, but I never even thought it would be this bad."
"Yeah well, now you know." Han said to his children over his shoulder. "Now come on and hurry up, if you think this is bad you should see the midday he..." he was again cut off. This time by a blaster stun ray hitting him in the back. He fell unconscious, face first into the sand.
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Han Solo woke up in a cold damp place. He found that he was chained to the wall. Everything was silent and pitch black, which did not offer any comfort. It stayed that way for several long minutes until something that made the situation even worse than previously thought possible appeared as the lights turned on.
"Johkgo Solo, burghynj kojyhge?" (Welcome back Solo, you enjoying your accommodations?)
"Leia killed you. How are you here? You're ship even blew up! How are you alive you slimy bastard?!" Han screamed at Jabba the Hutt.
"Han, juddhrie sdfksud, sdkfohs ajeriuer. Akdfnjfnd, sdfndfm ghfggfg fsdrhd Hutt nujuds" (Han, you know me, I'm resourceful. And please don't call me a slimy bastard, that's not a smart thing to call the Hutt that has your children.)
Han's face turned sheet white. Whether it was from fear or rage was impossible to tell. "Leave them out of this! I'm the one you want! Let them go!"
"Jsdfiudfjdfgods adsfcnlkonvisdnfi sdfk okadg fbuzf dfh ncncokafnu. Hdfjsfdklunb sdjfklsf sdkflj dskajf upiueb werug sajcv uiaasd." (Yes, it is you I want and I will probably kill you. But I couldn't resist the chance to torment you in the worst possible way. Through your children.) On cue two things dressed in armor (bounty hunters) dragged Jaina and Jacen, screaming into the room. Walking over to them he said, "Judfbfsdth aunfsm andffunbfuadsfbu dfnuisdfg dfugd f,jdgfpa fhfp a." (Your daughter is very beautiful. Just like her mother. Do you know that?)
The former general in the Rebellion pulled at his chains. "You keep away from them you twisted bastard. I swear if you hurt either of them I'll kill you."
"Hsdfjhgsdfu ffg dsfbfy sfd fdgklhfg f. Jj dslfiughfdg kjh sdfhnbsdfluigh sfgbkugsdg nb sdfguh ." ( Haven't you already tried that? Haha. Don't worry I won't hurt them. I'm just going to send them where you'll never see them again.)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Poerbusdfgjgh sdfbsfgbifg fiasbdf adsufg aoiuewr werugtt bcsvuic." (You'll see. Bring the two Solo children to the platform. Bring me the remote.)
"What are you doing, Jabba?!?!"
In the background Jaina was screaming. "What are you doing put me down you sithspawn!! Let me go, let me go!!!!"
Jacen was having a similar reaction. "Leave us alone! Put me down! I'll kill you! Leave us alone!!"
Han was still struggling against his chains when Jabba made an announcement. "Ysdkfjsdfhjg ksjdfhou sdfn iugfcv dfs,ol asdmjbjdgifup dfbf mhgdf adsf. Gs,mngblfds gfdgj nbjhgdsfjhsflhdgfirf im nd regwrqipoutdfmj,mngfb." (For years Captain Solo has eluded me. I had him once before, but he was able to escape, and for the longest time how to make him suffer greatly was all I could think of. Recently, I came across this {holding up a small silver box will buttons and dials on it}. I wondered how could I use it to it's painful best. A perfect situation presented itself when Solo showed back up on Tatooine with his children. Now Captain Solo, watch as I throw your children back in time, where you can NEVER save them.) Jaina and Jacen were hit over the head and fell into unconsciousness. Jabba flipped a few switches and buttons and a portal of swirling colors appeared. "Jskdjf ksjdhf sd." (Throw them in.) The command was followed as both children disappeared into the swirling mass. Jabba flipped the switched and punched the buttons again and the portal vanished.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Han screamed.
"Hssdfiu , Han, sdfkudsf dfsdfj." (Calm down, Han, that's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.)
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Jacen opened his eyes and immediately was shocked. Surrounding him and his sister (who was still unconscious) were Imperial stormtroopers and a very young looking "Uncle Lando".
Author's note: This is my first SW fic, so, please be nice. I was planning on having it be in chapters, but I'll only go on if I get lots of reviews (don't care if they're flames, if you review it means you at least read it, so I'm happy). This just came to me one day when I was bored. I have no knowledge of a story similar to it, so if you have written one, I haven't read it and I'm not ripping you off, okay? ' indicates telepathic speech'. Chewie is not dead, and I don't know Wookie-talk (so any in the story is obviously made up). Oh yeah, I don't know if they have certain things in the SW universe, but this is MY story and if I want something in the story that doesn't exist in the universe, IT'S GONNA BE IN MY STORY!! Enough of my ramblings, on with the story (which is oddly ALSO my ramblings).
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Jaina and Jacen sat in the lunch room talking to their friends when their uncle called to them, ' Kids, come to my office, I've got something to show you.'
Jaina replied, ' We'll be right there Uncle Luke'. "Hey guys, Jacen and I have to go see Uncle Luke. We'll be back"
"Yeah, we'll be back in a minute." Jacen chimed in as the two rose from their seats. They exited the lunch room and began walking down the hall towards their uncle's office. "I wonder what he wants to show us. I hope it's not another trance."
"There'd be nothing wrong with another trance. But, I hope it's not one either. Hey, maybe he's got some speeders or something for us to fix up." Jaina said with a glint of hope in her voice. They stopped outside the office door and peered in. "DAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!" Jaina yelled as she ran through the door and hugged her father."
"Hey dad, how are you?" Jacen asked as he strode into the room.
Han sat his daughter down and hugged his oldest son. "Alot better because I've seen you two now."
"Your father wants to take you two on a vacation. I told him as long as you two can make up any work you'll need to when you get back, and you promise to practice with your lightsabers, you can go."
"Really? Thanks Uncle Luke!!" Jacen and Jaina practically yelled.
"Hey, it WAS my idea to take you. Don't I get any credit here??" Han asked playfully.
"You're wonderful dad!" Jaina replied throwing her arms around her father's neck again.
"Yeah, I know. Now go and pack your bags. The Falcon is in the docking bay. Be there in a half hour or me and Chewie are leaving without you.
"Chewie's here too!?!"
"Well, obviously. Now go pack your things. You've got 29 minutes left. I'm serious. I'll leave without you!" Han called after his two oldest children.
"No you won't!" they called back.
"Yeah, you're right." He muttered under his breath.
Within the hour the Solo children were playing holo-chess on the Millennium Falcon. When their father came back out of the cockpit, the twins began barraging him with questions. Many of them were along the lines of, "Where are we going?", "When are we gonna be there?", "How long are we staying?"
Han calmly answered, "We are meeting your mother, younger brother, and Lowie on Naboo, we'll be there in a few hours, and about two weeks. Now what do you want me to make for din..." he was cut of by a VERY upset Chewie yelling from the cockpit.
"Grraaaafffrrrrooonnnnneeee!!"
"What do you mean followed?" Han yelled back, making his way towards his Wookie friend. He fell flat on his face when the Falcon was hit. "Sith!!" he cried and took the pilot's chair. "Space pirates. Chewie, you ready to jump into hyperspace?"
"Harrowwnoyhjs."
"Yeah, I know. OK, prepare. Three, two, one." Nothing happened (BIG surprise there). "Damnit! Does it EVER work?"
"Loejen!"
"No, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! Can we shoot 'em down?"
"Protnefredwer."
"Good point. Ready main blasters." Half an hour and three pirate barges later the Falcon was trudging through space with its occupants breathing a little easier, but ONLY a little.
"Dad, where are we gonna set her down? I mean we do have to fix the hyperdrive, AGAIN." Jaina said sipping her drink.
"We're going to have to set her down on my favorite planet." Han said sarcastically.
"Which would be..??" Jacen asked.
"Tatooine."
"What?!" the twins cried.
"We'll set down tonight and head into town tomorrow morning. Now you two just keep doing whatever it is you were doing while I go help Chewie land the ship."
Everybody slept restlessly that night. Chewie and Han because of their past experiences on the desert planet and Jacen and Jaina because of the stories they'd heard from they're father, Chewie, and uncle.
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The next morning Han headed into the settlement he had met Luke in so many years before. This time however, he had his children with him, and not Chewie (who had been left to guard the ship). The journey seemed to take hours under the two blistering suns.
"Geez. I'd forgotten how hot it was here. The heat was reason two I hated this place." Han said wiping the sweat off his brow.
"How could Uncle Luke have lived with this all of his life?" Jacen asked after taking another drink of water.
"No wonder he doesn't have a problem with the heat at the academy."
"Yeah, it makes more sense now that I've seen where he grew up. I mean, I heard it was hot, but I never even thought it would be this bad."
"Yeah well, now you know." Han said to his children over his shoulder. "Now come on and hurry up, if you think this is bad you should see the midday he..." he was again cut off. This time by a blaster stun ray hitting him in the back. He fell unconscious, face first into the sand.
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Han Solo woke up in a cold damp place. He found that he was chained to the wall. Everything was silent and pitch black, which did not offer any comfort. It stayed that way for several long minutes until something that made the situation even worse than previously thought possible appeared as the lights turned on.
"Johkgo Solo, burghynj kojyhge?" (Welcome back Solo, you enjoying your accommodations?)
"Leia killed you. How are you here? You're ship even blew up! How are you alive you slimy bastard?!" Han screamed at Jabba the Hutt.
"Han, juddhrie sdfksud, sdkfohs ajeriuer. Akdfnjfnd, sdfndfm ghfggfg fsdrhd Hutt nujuds" (Han, you know me, I'm resourceful. And please don't call me a slimy bastard, that's not a smart thing to call the Hutt that has your children.)
Han's face turned sheet white. Whether it was from fear or rage was impossible to tell. "Leave them out of this! I'm the one you want! Let them go!"
"Jsdfiudfjdfgods adsfcnlkonvisdnfi sdfk okadg fbuzf dfh ncncokafnu. Hdfjsfdklunb sdjfklsf sdkflj dskajf upiueb werug sajcv uiaasd." (Yes, it is you I want and I will probably kill you. But I couldn't resist the chance to torment you in the worst possible way. Through your children.) On cue two things dressed in armor (bounty hunters) dragged Jaina and Jacen, screaming into the room. Walking over to them he said, "Judfbfsdth aunfsm andffunbfuadsfbu dfnuisdfg dfugd f,jdgfpa fhfp a." (Your daughter is very beautiful. Just like her mother. Do you know that?)
The former general in the Rebellion pulled at his chains. "You keep away from them you twisted bastard. I swear if you hurt either of them I'll kill you."
"Hsdfjhgsdfu ffg dsfbfy sfd fdgklhfg f. Jj dslfiughfdg kjh sdfhnbsdfluigh sfgbkugsdg nb sdfguh ." ( Haven't you already tried that? Haha. Don't worry I won't hurt them. I'm just going to send them where you'll never see them again.)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Poerbusdfgjgh sdfbsfgbifg fiasbdf adsufg aoiuewr werugtt bcsvuic." (You'll see. Bring the two Solo children to the platform. Bring me the remote.)
"What are you doing, Jabba?!?!"
In the background Jaina was screaming. "What are you doing put me down you sithspawn!! Let me go, let me go!!!!"
Jacen was having a similar reaction. "Leave us alone! Put me down! I'll kill you! Leave us alone!!"
Han was still struggling against his chains when Jabba made an announcement. "Ysdkfjsdfhjg ksjdfhou sdfn iugfcv dfs,ol asdmjbjdgifup dfbf mhgdf adsf. Gs,mngblfds gfdgj nbjhgdsfjhsflhdgfirf im nd regwrqipoutdfmj,mngfb." (For years Captain Solo has eluded me. I had him once before, but he was able to escape, and for the longest time how to make him suffer greatly was all I could think of. Recently, I came across this {holding up a small silver box will buttons and dials on it}. I wondered how could I use it to it's painful best. A perfect situation presented itself when Solo showed back up on Tatooine with his children. Now Captain Solo, watch as I throw your children back in time, where you can NEVER save them.) Jaina and Jacen were hit over the head and fell into unconsciousness. Jabba flipped a few switches and buttons and a portal of swirling colors appeared. "Jskdjf ksjdhf sd." (Throw them in.) The command was followed as both children disappeared into the swirling mass. Jabba flipped the switched and punched the buttons again and the portal vanished.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Han screamed.
"Hssdfiu , Han, sdfkudsf dfsdfj." (Calm down, Han, that's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.)
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Jacen opened his eyes and immediately was shocked. Surrounding him and his sister (who was still unconscious) were Imperial stormtroopers and a very young looking "Uncle Lando".