50 things never to say or do to Edward Elric.
call him short.
hit on Winry.
let a dog pee on Al.
hold a red stone up to his face and say it's the great elixer.
dismantle his pocket watch.
tell him Yaoi rocks.
say he and Roy make a cute couple.
say he and Al are made for eachother.
tell him he and Envy are meant to be.
take away his braid.
ask him if he has a metal penis.
tie him to a tree and say he's a ant.
dress him up as a girl.
tell him he is a failure as an older brother.
tell him he is going to hell, he already saw it.
tell him that even though he stands on a briefcase, he's still shorter then Al.
say you wipped away Alphonse's blood seal.
tell him you killed his mother. He will kill you.
tell him that you say Winry kiss another man when you know she didn't.
say Apple Pie makes you shorter.
tell him a "Yo Mama....." joke.
tell him he's in love with Roy.
say he looks as cute as a bean.
lie about Winry being dead.
place water on his auto-mail so it could rust.
tell his enemies that his weakness is metal on a magnet.
say he is gay
tell him he should wear black eye-liner and go emo.
tell him that he would be a hot male striper.
tell him to work in a club as a lap dancer.
tell him that Envy is his father.
't ever place him in a kindergarden class and say he's 5.
tell him that he would look hot naked.
tell him that when he get's auto-mail replaced Winry is checking him out.
tell him that Roy is Envy in disguise....it wouldn't end well.
tell him about Fanfiction Yaoi.
tell him his artist skills suck.
tell him that he should crossdress.
place a suit of armor that looks like Al's, then place it on his bedroom floor and scream Al is dead.
sing "If you happy and you know it..."around him because you already knwo he's not happy.
say he has a nice ass.
smack his ass when you walk by him. You don't want people to get the wrong idea.
tell him that ever since he killed Greed he is now a murder and deserves not to save his brother.
tell him he loves cats like his brother.
tell him to use his brother as a self storage.
tell Ed about Winry and Him Romance Stories rated M....he would get to many nose bleeds.
tell him to read this. He would jump out of my video game and kill me.
tell him that stew is 100% milk when it's not.
tell him that he is emo because he gets cut a lot.
tell him when Hughes is around the corner with pictures. I want to watch him suffer.