30 ways to annoy the Sound ninjas starts...wait for it...NOW!
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1. Forge Oro-sama's diary, writing very ahh...kind things about 'his' Sasuke-kun. (For Mikura!)
2. Program the first 'Naruto Ultimate Fanflash' (the one with Orochimaru singing!) to pop up when you open your internet browser.
3. Blow on Tayuya's flute as hard as you can, and RUN!
4. Hide all the food in Jiroubou's room.
5. Drink all the milk, and place cartons on table. Hide all the money. Wait for Kimimaro.
6. Sneak up behing Kidoumaru and say "YOU LOVE TAYUYA!" in his ear.
7. Pull Kabuto's hair. Repeat as neccesary.
8. Sing 'Technologic' by Daft Punk at random intervals loudly. (I can do this, lolsh, and it annoys the heck out of people!)
9. Insist on calling Orochimaru 'Mr. Snakey Poo'. Get the others to comply.
10. Dangle a spider in front of Kidoumaru, then squish it. Leave it on his pillow.
11. Tell 'Mr. Snakey Poo' that Itachi is eviler than him...and prettier.
12. Print off a OroXKabu (Rated 'M'!) fanfic and tape copies to each door and to the walls.
13. Paint faces on pumpkins and name them after the Sound nins. When one of them makes you angry, bake it in a pie, and tell the others who was baked and explain 'They made me mad.'
14. When somebody is talking, stand behind them and mimic them.
15. Hide all of Kin's hairbrushes.
16. Spout 'Cat in the Hat' quotes when you see Sakon and Ukon (preferably 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'!)
17. Shout 'FLUFFY!' when you see Dosu. Ask if his fluffy collar thing is made of dead kittens.
18. Tell Zaku you know what he did with Kin last summer.
19. Ask everybody you meet if Orochimaru-sama eats turkey basters. (See author's note at bottom.)
20. Hug everybody you see.
21. Send stalker notes. (The ones with magazine cut-out letters.)
22. Copy whatever anybody says in a parrot voice.
23. Say 'I know what you did last summer' in a low, creepy voice to anybody. Be vague when they quiz you. (It works most of the time!)
24. Everytime somebody speaks to you, turn around so your back is facing them.
25. Ask Kabuto where babies come from.
26. After he's done explaining, comment that the fried stork you ate last night was tasty.
27. While somebody is talking to you, say occasional 'Mmm-hmms' and 'Of course!', then when they are done, say 'And how exactly do YOU feel about that?'
28. When they leave, say 'I look forward to our next session!' (Lolsh, psycho!)
29. Ask Kimimaro if he can make stick figures with his bones.
30. Play with his hair incessantly.
A/N: About the turkey basters. I have no clue what they were until I looked them up on Yahoo. My friend Corey said 'I am a turkey baster.' and I had a dream that Orochimaru ate my clone and he said it tasted like a turkey baster. Anyways, please review to save Kimimaro-kun! Also, for every review I get, I will whack Glynn. (Take that, Glynn!) I will take character/group requests, though not too many, please!