When the Hinata House find Coca Cola!
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own Coca Cola, or any part of Love
Hina.
It was a cool, breezy day at the hinata house. Just as Keitaro
finished doing the daily landlord things-to-do list, he had a thought.
"I'm so thirsty," he thought aloud, "I wish I could find something
besides Kitsune's sake to drink. Maybe I should go to the local market."
So, Keitaro started off towards the closest shop. On the way, he
tripped many times, accidently pulled down 7 or 8 chicks pants, but saw
some weird things. A weird, blue "soda" truck with hydraulics and huge
speakers. As he moved on, he saw some people dancing with a bottle of
some sort-of-liquid in their hands.
Finally, he reached the store. He walked in looking for the
beverages section, but then realized he was in a gay bar! Seeing this was
just too much, so he left as fast as he could...
After many attempts to find the actual store, he suceeded. He walked in,
looked to his right, stopped to check out some chick, and then proceeded
to the left, towards the beverages aisle. After reaching the aisle of
frosty drinks, Keitaro looked around curious. To his right, there was
sake, "Uggghhhhhh....No more sake." To his left, a type of energy drink
he hadn't seen, "Hmmm....maybe later." Right in front of him, plastic
bottles with red tops, each full of 20 ounces of caramel colored,
carbonated liquid filled at least 3 fridges worth of space.
"Wow! What a sale, 99 cents in US currency! The girls back at
the inn will love me if I bring them back some. Keitaro Urashima, you
are one clever man!" He thought to himself, falling into another day dream
about being the ultimate pimp in Japan. Rudely awakened by an old lady
trying to make love to him, he quickly grabbed 10 bottles, knowing Su
would want more than one.
When he got back to the house, everyone was there, waiting for
him. They all said their konnichiwa's and konban wa's and then he
pulled the "Coca cola" out. One for everyone, except Su, who took 2.
What came next, no one at Hinatasou will ever forget that night...
"MWAHAHAHAHA! Mega-Tama 18.5 go!"
"Su, what the #&@% are you doing to Mutsumi?!"
"Oh me, oh my! hee hee"
"Keitaro, you pervert!!!"
"How'd that punch connect?!"
So, the moral of the story is not to drink Coke, due to it's
loaded up with everything bad for the body. It can dissolve nails, t-bone
steaks, and even clean engines! But it sure as hell tastes great, don't it?
COKE=BAD!
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own Coca Cola, or any part of Love
Hina.
It was a cool, breezy day at the hinata house. Just as Keitaro
finished doing the daily landlord things-to-do list, he had a thought.
"I'm so thirsty," he thought aloud, "I wish I could find something
besides Kitsune's sake to drink. Maybe I should go to the local market."
So, Keitaro started off towards the closest shop. On the way, he
tripped many times, accidently pulled down 7 or 8 chicks pants, but saw
some weird things. A weird, blue "soda" truck with hydraulics and huge
speakers. As he moved on, he saw some people dancing with a bottle of
some sort-of-liquid in their hands.
Finally, he reached the store. He walked in looking for the
beverages section, but then realized he was in a gay bar! Seeing this was
just too much, so he left as fast as he could...
After many attempts to find the actual store, he suceeded. He walked in,
looked to his right, stopped to check out some chick, and then proceeded
to the left, towards the beverages aisle. After reaching the aisle of
frosty drinks, Keitaro looked around curious. To his right, there was
sake, "Uggghhhhhh....No more sake." To his left, a type of energy drink
he hadn't seen, "Hmmm....maybe later." Right in front of him, plastic
bottles with red tops, each full of 20 ounces of caramel colored,
carbonated liquid filled at least 3 fridges worth of space.
"Wow! What a sale, 99 cents in US currency! The girls back at
the inn will love me if I bring them back some. Keitaro Urashima, you
are one clever man!" He thought to himself, falling into another day dream
about being the ultimate pimp in Japan. Rudely awakened by an old lady
trying to make love to him, he quickly grabbed 10 bottles, knowing Su
would want more than one.
When he got back to the house, everyone was there, waiting for
him. They all said their konnichiwa's and konban wa's and then he
pulled the "Coca cola" out. One for everyone, except Su, who took 2.
What came next, no one at Hinatasou will ever forget that night...
"MWAHAHAHAHA! Mega-Tama 18.5 go!"
"Su, what the #&@% are you doing to Mutsumi?!"
"Oh me, oh my! hee hee"
"Keitaro, you pervert!!!"
"How'd that punch connect?!"
So, the moral of the story is not to drink Coke, due to it's
loaded up with everything bad for the body. It can dissolve nails, t-bone
steaks, and even clean engines! But it sure as hell tastes great, don't it?
COKE=BAD!