The Chilidog of Pleasure

"Hey, Sanic I got us some doritos and mountain dew," Tails shouted from above as he landed next to his beloved friend.

"Tails you're the best, I just got done smoking da weed as I do ery day."

And as they ate their doritos and drink the mountain dew, Sanic thought about the noob he 3 60 quick scoped the day before and how he totally banged that guy's mom. But something was wrong the thought of her bewbs wasn't giving him the bowner it usually did. "Could this be the work of the illuminati," he thought but quickly dismissed for he knew that his lord and savior Shrek kept him safe from their evil. He began to feel strange, knowing that this was not from da weed for that had long passed, he looked up and found the cause of these feelings.

It was Tails, he had fallen in love with Tails. Sanic knew neither how or why he loved Tails. He just did.

"T-t-Tails."

"Yeah Sanic?"

"Can I talk to you about someone I know."

"Is it about Amy cheating on you with Shadow?"

"No. Wait what? Nevermind, no someone else I'm very close to," Sanic scooted in closer placing his hand on Tails' inner thigh.

"Uhhh, Sanic?"

Gently whispering into Tails' ear,"I want to talk about you, about us."

"But Sanic, your dating Amy."

"She's a whore and you know it."

"People will know, they'll find out somehow."

"I promise you no one will find out, we're in the first story of an unestablished author, the only people going to read this are his friends. If he even has any."

And with the wise words of Shia Labeouf ringing through his head he said, "OK, I'll just do it."

Tails slowly started to pull down his pants( yes he wears pants it adds suspense so shut up) Sanic awaited the D that would soon be his. There it was, it glowed bright with the glory of Gabe Newell and was accompanied by an orchestra of air horns.

"Ten out of ten," Sanic whispered under his breath, as he noscoped that D straight into his mouth. After which he started to take it in the ass, then immediately fell over in orgasmic pleasure.

"Well that was quick," Tails complained as he turned to face Sanic with dissatisfaction dripping from his ever being.

Sanic lean in close to his lover and whispered into his ear, "Gotta go fast."