Chapter 1: The Great Debate.

It was a rainy, and windy night. The cold air blew through the slightly open window causing the two girls to shiver. Siting on the floor were the most amazing, creative, slightly insane, and a dash of sadistic women you with ever meet. At this moment they were fighting. Yes. It was over the most important thing in the world; anime.

"But I wanna watch Ouran Host Club!" whined the light brown hair girl. Her wide blue eyes begged her best amigo to agree. She of course didn't.

"No. I want to watch Bleach..." The dark haired girl stated.

"NO! I don't wanna!" the first girl continued to whine "The episode you always watch doesn't have Gin. Or Toshiro. Or Urahara. Or..." but, alas she was cut off from her ranting with a well aimed whack.

"I don't care. It's not my fault you picked side characters as your favorites. If you had picked a main character you could see them all the time." she glared.

"But... The main character is no fun in Bleach! Ouran Host Club's main character is waaay better! Plus, you and Kyouya are scary alike. Come on Momma!" the brunette tried to persuade.

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"I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER YOU BY-POLAR ASS!" the very annoyed Itachi fan-girl roared.

"But, Hebi-chan.." the brunette whined. Her eyes were filling with unspilled tears, (curtsy eye drops) and her face had the most pathetic puppy face you will ever see in your life. The kind of face that would make you run up to Saw, and beg him to assassinate you on the spot, in the most brutal and agonizing way. That bad.

"Your puppy eyes do not have an effect on me. I am far to amazing." Hebi-chan retorted.

"Neh, Hebi, nevermind you don't act like Kyouya. Kyo-chan is to cool for you. You act more like Itachi..." the sentence trailed off.

-Sudden epiphany-

"NARUTO!" the girls came to an agreement. So.. this started another problem; which episode to watch...

But before they could undertake the all out fan girl battle that was to approach, the room begin to spin. To bad Spade-chan hates spiny things.

"Huh, Hebi-chan.. is.. it an earth-quake?" Spade freaked, and begin running in circle, only to trip on a conveniently place rock, and land on her face.

"Hn." Hebi smirked. Other people's pain was always the best comedy. For her anyway.

Meanie.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Had to cut it short. I have a DBQ to write.. I want the us to meet the infamous Akatsuki next chapter. I am hoping to show Hebe-chan this, and as a result, we should have human names. She hasn't told me if she wanted to use her name or..? Oh well. I can't wait to add some of our conversions to this... this is going to be epic. Hebi's going to kill the Akaktsuki and take over the Naruto world...