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A/N: A note from Betsy and Claire, the authors.
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Claire: Howdy friends! (peppy) We wrote this magnificent story just for you to read and enjoy while snacking on a plate of chocolate chip cookies!
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The Adventures of Harry, Ronald, and H'nee
Chapter One: Harry Pott and Miss Bootaylicious
By Betsy and Claire
Harry: (prancing) La-di-dah! comes upon a bulletin board about the Prisoner of Azkaban movie Oh my diddly goshers! A 3rd movie about me?
Harry on Bill Board: (comes to life) Why yes! Aren't you flattered?
Harry: Yes indeedy-o!
Harry on Bill Board: I'm Harry Pott! Or at least that's what they tell me on the movie tickets. But I have an owl named Pokey. But we're in a fight right now. (frown)
Harry: I'm ever so sorry to hear about that. (glances down at his watch) My, my diddlykins! Look at the time! I must dash to meet my friend Ronald. Tell me when everything is okie-dokie with you and Pokey! Wow, I'm a poet! And I know it!
Both: Ahahaha!
Harry on Bill Board: Okay, friend! (freezes with a grin on the bill board)
Harry: (dashes to Chuck E. Cheese's to meet Ronald)
Ronald: Where the bloody he- er, heck, have you been?!
Harry: Dreadfully sorry, I was caught up with a friend. We were having a splen-diddly chat and I lost track of time.
Ronald: (hurt) Oh, so now you have a new best friend?
Harry: (aghast) Why that is oh so very untrue! Ronald, I am ever so diddly certain that YOU are my best friend!
Ronald: I'm very touched. (wipes away tear) BLOODY HE- um... heck!!! Is that Hermy?!
Harry: I do believe it is!
Hermy: (enters Chuck E. Cheese and is wearing velvet pink athletic pants and a white tank top that says "bootaylicious" on the front in sparkly pink letters, complete with bling bling)
Harry and Ronald: (blink blink)
Hermy: Yo yo yo wassup G! (does some violent movements with her hands and arms)
Harry: Why Hermy! What happened?
Hermy: It ain't "Hermy" no mo', yo! Now it's H'nee. Like the honey, yo!
Ronald: What?! Why? Your name isn't H'nee.
H'nee: Oh no you di'n't! (waves her index finger)
Harry: (timidly) Erm, yes, he did...
What will happen next?! Review and find out next time!