Johnny and Yosaku

by The Kunai Monster

A poem about Johnny and Yosaku, there is actually somewhat of a story going on during the second half of it.

Johnny and Yosaku

Johnny and Yosaku are not crazed otaku

Johnny and Yosaku have never met Mr. Haku

Johnny and Yosaku will never meet Goku

((N/A WTH?))

Johnny and Yosaku love to eat toffee

Johnny and Yosaku can dance while drinking coffee

Johnny and Yosaku both want polecats for they birthdays

Johnny and Yosaku cannot see on hazy days

Johnny and Yosaku wish for pay days

Johnny and Yosaku are number one

Johnny and Yosaku are smarter than Arlong

Johnny and Yosaku can party all night long

Johnny and Yosaku are the best

Johnny and Yosaku will beat the rest

Johnny and Yosaku went out for a stroll

Johnny and Yosaku met up with a troll

Johnny and Yosaku noticed it had a bounty on its head

Johnny and Yosaku lead the troll to a guy named Fred

Johnny and Yosaku became famous and wealthy

Johnny and Yosaku no longer needed to be stealthy

Johnny and Yosaku were feared by the law

Johnny and Yosaku were the top dawgs available

Johnny and Yosaku made an empire

Johnny and Yosaku laughed as the buildings went higher

Johnny and Yosaku were now filthy rich

Johnny and Yosaku found a man whose cat's name was Richie

Johnny and Yosaku realized the man's captain was Buggy

Johnny and Yosaku became famous bounty hunters

Johnny and Yosaku beat up old plunderers

Johnny and Yosaku shall save the day