The Third ShadowClan Reich

by VolcanicPizza

Snakepaw is an apprentice of ShadowClan. He has created something called a "gun" that has greatly strengthened his Clan. And he has changed everything far from how it used to be simply with his presence. What is the reason for his successful domination? Certainly not the fact that he was once a Twoleg. No, it's got to be something else... (Alternates between crackfic/normal fic)

1. I Act Racist

A/N: Well, originally this was something different, but I changed it to... this.

"Luke!" screeched my little brother Albert, racing through the door. "I broke my toy lightsaber!"

"That's what you get dueling Darth Vader with Chinese merchandise." I replied, pretending to do a Vader force-choke.

Albert made a mock-horrified look. "You racist! What's wrong with Chinese lightsabers?"

I sighed and face-palmed. "Great StarClan!" I muttered to myself.

"What's StarClan?" asked Albert curiously.

"One day, when Mom lets you read Warriors, you'll know." I replied. "Anyway, I'm not racist. Donald Trump is racist."

Albert held out the broken lightsaber. "Can you fix it?" he asked hopefully.

I inspected it for a moment and looked up. "You have a screw loose there." I said, pointing to his head. "Just tighten it and it'll be fine."

"Hey!" Albert yelled.

"Just kidding." I fiddled with the lightsaber and it snapped into place. "There."

"Thanks, Luke!" Albert beamed and raced out the door of my room.

I smiled, watching after my little brother. His affection made it a little harder to do what I did on FanFiction.

I was a comment troll.

Under the name fuq69, I trawled the depths of Warriors and FNaF fanfiction trolling people, posting comments about their bad character composition, weak plot, or poor spelling. Awful trollfics like Starkit's Prophecy (even though I couldn't locate that anymore) got full marks and all positive comments from fuq69.

It was a troll's life I lived.

Despite my trolliness online, when I closed out of FanFiction, I was an ordinary kid with a genuine passion for Warriors. Of course, were I ever to become a cat and join the warrior Clans, I'd troll the record by joining WindClan and becoming a medicine cat. Just to break the status quo. Then I'd try to give the Clans Twoleg technology, then troll everyone. As far as I knew, what everyone did on their human-turned-warrior stuff was just normal becomes a warrior, receives a totally predictable prophecy, stays a warrior even when offered to become a Twoleg again. That kind of thing.

Of course, it couldn't happen. My hacking and trolling skills weren't the skills needed to do that kind of thing. Duh.

A/N: I'm considering discontinuing this, so make sure to tell me whether that's a good idea. Don't just say 'discontinue it' if you're a troll like Luke/fu69. If you are, go ask for psychological help. You'll come out of it a lot better, trust me.