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Harry sat between Ron and Neville in the Great hall the morning after the Sorting and ate breakfast. All of them was chatting eagerly when the post arrived. The Potter family's owl Rum (Sirius had named it) dropped of four letters in front of Harry. One of the letters was bright red. The three boys stared at it in panic.
"What have I done now?" Harry asked his friends, as if they had the answer, but they just stared at the letter.
"Best you opens it, mate." Ron exclaimed nervously.
Hermione, the know-it-all that was also Sorted into Gryffindor, looked curiously over to them and asked what it was.

"A Howler." Neville replied horrified meanwhile Harry began to open it.
"Wha…" Hermione was interrupted by a yell from the letter.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER!" Sirius voice screamed. Harry couldn't help but frown, why should Sirius send him a Howler? "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" Ah, there it was. "GETTING SORTED INTO GRYFFINDOR, FOLLOWING IN YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER'S STEPS. And Prongs, Flower and Moony's too, I guess. MY GODSON IS A GRYFFINDOR! I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPIER SINCE THAT GREAT PRANK IN SEVENTH YEAR! NOW ONLY JASMINE HAVE TO GET INTO GRYFFINDOR AND IT IS THE WHOLE FAMILY! MY PRONGSLET!

SINCERELY,

UNCLE PADFOOT"

Then suddenly another voice began to yell.

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK! STOP SENDING HOWLERS TO MY SON!" Lily screamed at Harry's godfather who laughed and then Remus voice was heard.

"So sorry, cub. Padfoot wanted to give you a reversed reaction to the one he got when he became a Gryffindor. His mother send him a god-awful Howler, you know. Anyway, he's right. We're so proud of you. But we would've been proud no matter which House you was in."

"LIAR!" Sirius voice returned. "IF YOU HAD BEEN IN SLYTHERIN WE WOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU, PUP! AND RAVENCLAWS IS ALL STUCK-UPS. HUFFLEPUFFS…" he hesitated and Harry could almost see Selene glare at him "…IS THE ONLY OTHER RESPECTABLE HOUSE!" Came after a while.

"Selene! Stop your fiancé!" Lily's voice was heard and then Selene's laugh was heard.

"Don't worry, Harry. I wouldn't let him. But you're a Gryffindor now, so that's no need to listen to your godfather."
"Oi!"
"Shut up, Siri, or you won't get what you want tonight."
James' laugh was heard.
"Hello, son. Just came back from a mission and saw this. We're all so proud of you for following the tradition and be a Gryffindor. Don't listen to Pads, we wouldn't disowned you for being a Slytherin. Or a Ravenclaw. But we all knows you wouldn't be there either way, since you're neither evil nor boring."
"TRAITOR!" Sirius shouted before Selene could stop him. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! NOW I ONLY HAVE MY MOONY!"
"Don't talk about the other Houses like that, James! You've met Andromeda, she isn't evil you know! And I happens to have friends who's Ravenclaws!" Lily's voice was heard in the background.
"No you haven't Paddy. I'm with Lily." Remus' laughing voice was heard. "She's the only sane one in this room, including your wonderful fiancée. No offence, Selene, but you have to be insane to thinking of marrying Padfoot."

"Like you're the one to talk. You two have been practically married for years. I'm just glad you two don't take out the… better things in marriage."

"She's telling the truth." James told them.
"You're worse than I am, Prongs!" Remus objected. "Now if we…"

He didn't come longer when Lily's scream was heard.
"Don't send the Howler, Sirius! I'm going to kill you!"
"BYE PRONGSLET! SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS AND DON'T FORGET TO SHOW THE SCHOOL THAT YOU'RE THE HEIR OF THE MARAUDERS AND TO SHOW THOSE TWINS HOW REAL PRANKS IS MADE! REMEMBER! HALLOWEEN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PRANK THE YEAR!"
"Is that to Harry?" Jasmine's voice was heard. She must've come into the room right now. "Can I scream at him, mu…"

Then the Howler began to rip itself into shreds and burst into flames.
The whole Great hall was staring at Harry, who after a moment broke out in un-controllable laughter. His family was awesome. As soon as the shock had left Ron and Neville they began to laugh loudly too, and all three of them fell to the floor.

Suddenly the twins' voices was heard.
"So Padfoot think you can outprank us?"
"Let's show him, Gred."
"Yes, Forge, let's."
Dumbledore's laugh was heard over the whole room and even McGonagall's lips twitched.
Hermione looked speechless when the boys finally caught themselves and walked out from the Great hall to go up to their dormitory and read their post.

"Harry, your family is crazy." Ron pointed out.
Harry laughed and agreed. They were wonderfully crazy, all of them.

Review!

I know, that was incredibly messy. But I didn't know how to do it any other way. And, well, I'm pretty sure it would be extremely messy when Harry's whole family tries to talk with him and each other on the same time.

Anyway, hope you liked it. And understood it.