EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
MITTENS
VS
CUSTARD
BEGIN
[MITTENS]
OH LOOKY HERE IS CUSTARD SHORTCAKE
OH MY GOD IT CRAPPY HOW TO SAY
YOU LIVE IN A FRUIT LIKE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANT
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD LEARN HOW TO DANCE
YOU HATE THAT DOG PUPCAKE HELL YEAH
OF COURSE THAT MAKING YOU LOOK REALLY SAD
IF YOU LOVE STRAWBERRY THEN KILL PUPCAKE FAST
OTHER WHY HE WILL BUMP YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
[CUSTARD]
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY UNLEAST I'M NOT A RETARD
SCREW YOU OF COURSE YOU FOLLOW BOLT THAT HARD
I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM GO BACK TO LAS VEGAS
IF YOU HATE HOLLYWOOD THEN GO BACK TO BULLSHIT
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU EVIL LITTLE CAT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T COVER THE BACK
CAN'T YOU SEE STRAWBERRY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ME
JUST WAIT FOR BOLT AND HE WILL LOVE ME
[MITTENS]
OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN UP YOUR ASS
SHE PLAY WITH ORANGE BLOSSOM, ANGEL CAKE, BLUEBERRY, AND GINGER SNAP
WAIT A WHILE LET ME SHOW YOU A TRICK
USE THE PUFFY THING THAT I DID WITH BOLT SHIT
ALRIGHT CUSTARD GET READY TO BE EATEN
YOUR BOYFRIEND PUPCAKE LIKE TO MAKE A SIN
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSYCAT
OR I'LL TELL BOLT TO KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS
[CUSTARD]
LOOK MITTENS, YOU'RE NOT EVEN NICE
YOUR A BITCH YOU NEVER GIVE A BIRD ADVICE
YOU WANT TO ESCAPE, YOU'RE GANNA GET LOST
IF YOU DIED I'LL PUT YOU IN A BOX
I GOT MORE FRIEND THAN YOUR BOLT AND RHINO
IN HALLOWEEN I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
GIVE IT UP, MOVIE STARTING TIME FOR ACTION
GOODBYE CUSTARD SEE YA IN HELL I WIN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE