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Tales of a South Park Nothing
Author's Note:
I have no idea where this whole thing came from. I don't know how long it will be, but be sure this is not the end. This shit's like Crack. Please feel free to review after each short story. I would like to know what my readers think.
Introduction by Jimbo Kern
Hello everyone. My name, is Jimbo Kern. I live in the quiet red neck mountain town of South Park. Where anything, and everything happens. Specifically, every Wednesday nights between the hours of six thirty and seven thirty, on Comedy Central.
Anyway, I'm here for one reason, and one reason only. To scare the shit, out of all you who think you're real men and true harems. They say the real man can admit when he's scared. They say even heroes have the right to cry. So, can you admit it? Can you sit with me, and listen to my tales? Even as the pictures become so vivid in your mind, that you feel you're the one in the character's place? Can you still listen? Will you still linger with me as I tell you tales that will send shivers down your back? Tales that will make you want to wish for death itself.
I'm Jimbo Kern. I'm here, to put a cheap thrill in your life. Or am I?