The Good Times
Chapter 1-The TV Plus Yamis Equals Chaos
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, with the bees buzzing, the birds chirping, the squirrels attacking fresh meat, I mean, fresh acorns. Anyways, the hikaris were out on a play date (Or maybe a plain date! OOH! Love triangle! Another fic idea!), and the yamis were fighting over the Big-screened TV. Marik lived in Domino in an apartment while Ishizu and Rishid lived in Egypt.
"Ooooh! MXC (Don't own)!" Marik smiled.
"Nah," Bakura disagreed, changing the TV with another remote "Ooooh! The Egyptian Secrets (DO own)!"
The three yamis watched it for a few minutes.
"Today," The narrator spoke "We have an Egyptian family underground eating their usual breakfast."
"…Hey Marik," Yami called "Isn't that Malik and you when you went to go visit?"
"Hey wait a sec," Marik growled "That IS Malik and me! I know I heard a buzzing noise from above!"
"As usual," The narrator spoke again "The lady scolds her husband-to-be about taking a shower."
"HUSBAND-TO-BE?" Marik growled, watching Ishizu and Malik argue with censor noises buzzing after every 2 seconds.
"As usual," The narrator spoke "The husband-to-be loses."
SMACK!
"Ouch," Bakura hissed "That's gotta hurt!"
Yami saw the huge veins popping out Marik's forehead (like the ones during Battle City, which freaked the crap out of Me.), so he changed the channel with another remote.
"Ooooh! Shaman King (Don't Own)!" Yami smiled, watching Yoh and Ren fight.
Bakura disagreed and changed the channel. Marik changed the channel afterwards. Yami changed the channel too. Soon it became the battle of the controls. They all lifted their remote controls, clicked different buttons, and the TV was confused on which signal to take, so it took it easy way out: Self-destruction. The TV blew up and a spark flew at Yami's hair and bounced off.
"That fire-proof gel really does work!" Yami smiled.
"Stupid 3-way remote control deal!" Bakura muttered.
Marik gaped at the destroyed TV. Marik hugged the TV goodbye.
"May your soul R.I.P…." Marik whispered.
"Marik," Yami called "TV's don't have souls!"
"That's what they want you to believe!" Marik yelled.
In Heaven, Ra sat back and watched his new big-screened TV while Shiva listened to her boom-box, Buddha sat and played his Gameboy SP (Don't own), Vishnu watch tae-bo tape, Jesus played with his new rifle, and the Greek gods had a cookout.
"I love these hot dogs and donuts put together!" Zeus said.
"-;; Zeus, you're such a perverted bastard (1)!" Rhea said.
Marik sat back down crying but Yami had an idea.
"I know," Yami snapped his fingers "We'll pass time by remembering the good times from back then!"
"Fine then, baka pharaoh," Marik mumbled "I remember the time when you two idiots destroyed my big-screen TV!"
"Such good times," Bakura sighed, but then remembered "HEY WAIT, WE WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE IN THE CHANNEL FLIPPING!"
Three loud bangs came from below.
"QUIET UP THERE YOU BAKAS!" A lady screamed.
"SORRY DIANE!" Marik yelled back.
"Anyways, I remember the time when…" Marik began.
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Phoenix-I haven't done this in a while, but if you have any ideas of memories, email me. I have some ideas up my sleeves. Anyways, review and I'll give this harmless squirrel.
Squirrel:Vicious as hell:
And:
(1)-Back then and Greek ages/mythology, Zeus was a bit…horny. He made multiple women pregnant and when you stick a hot dog through a round donut, what does it look like to you? Now you get it…