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A/n: HEY! I'm back. I know it has been a long time since I have posted something, but I have been having a case of writer's block and laziness. Right now I am sugar high and I want to type a happy story, so I am. This is going to be very different form my other stories; some one told once that all I could write was angst, well I will prove them wrong with this fic. Now I start it!
It was not an ordinary day in konoha. Everyone was acting strange, Kakashi was on time, since when dose that happen? Sakura decided to dress in black, with lots of eyeliner and the strangest thing yet. Naruto had not mentioned ramen all day.
Am I the only sane one left? That is really sad. Thought Sasuke as he retreated into the morbid confines of his mind, going over several ways to kill his brother once again; butter knifes, ball-point pens, soccer balls, sharpened rulers, the list goes on and on. Cell 7 was walking in the forest, for today's mission they were to retrieve some package, very simple and boring. As they walked the sharp scent of pine filled their nostrils.
" Damn annoying, stupid trees!" naruto said randomly as he stared at one tall menacing tree.
" Naruto, Trees are NOT stupid." Kakashi said plainly as he turned the page on his book. And for the next few hours that is all that really happened. They walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And, oh hey guess what, they walked. Then Suddenly! Naruto tripped. And they walked some more.
Later – after much walking- they came upon a strange device, it was big, and shiney.(a/n: it's a big device and I don't know how to explain it)
" oh! Oh! I wanna touch it I wanna touch it!" naruto ran up to touch it.
" No! Naruto you baka stop! It could be a trap!" Sakura yelled as she reached out to try to stop them. She had worn combat boots today, and was not used to wearing something with heels; so she tripped and fell, knocking both her and naruto onto the device's platform; and in a big burst of white light disappeared.
" Ah no, it must be a teleportation device." Kakashi stated plainly. " How are we going to get those two back?"
" Teleport device?" Sasuke questioned. " Those things exist?"
" Well either that or naruto and Sakura just got fried into little microbes of dust by this device."
Sasuke being very curious – oh another strange thing, Sasuke wasn't using his common sense today – stepped onto the platform and disappeared in the same way.
" Ah no."
When naruto came too, he was on his back in a room that was…pink? Was he in Sakura's room? Then he looked around a little more and saw this room was different. It was a dark pink, and it had strange things in it, things naruto had never seen before. Then he saw two green figures in one part of the room and turned to see what they were.
" what the?" was the only thing naruto could say. Standing in front of him was a small green dog with a very large head, has kiba been giving akamaru acid? Naruto thought; then he realized that the other figure was speaking.
" Hello human earth monkey, I AM ZIM!"
uhhhh… I don't think I'm in konoha anymore…
A/N: well isn't that a great place to leave. As you can tell this is going to be one messed up fic. I know this chapter was short, but I wanted to post something, I promise next chapter will be better and longer. Oh yeah, I don't own Naruto or invader Zim. Well see you readers next chapter. REVIEW OR RABID WESEALS WILL BE TELEPORTED INTO YOUR SKULL!