Disclaimer: Not my characters, only my scene. Song is According to You, by Orianthi.
"Get out of the bathroom! God, why do you always take so long? I have to meet Vernon!" Petunia yelled at me through the bathroom door.
"Why do you like that pig, anyway?" I yelled back.
"At least I can get a boyfriend!" She said angrily.
"I don't think I want one if they're anything like him. And I can have a boyfriend any time I want, that looks much better than Vernon, thank you very much." I replied, purposefully taking longer to dry off than normal.
"Oh, please. You're a freak, who'd want to date you?" She scoffed.
Breaking point reached.
I threw open the door with the towel wrapped securely around me. "According to you I'm stupid and useless, and I can't do anything right. I'm difficult, and hard to please, and forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time to save my life. I'm boring, and moody, and you can't take my any place. I suck at telling jokes because I always give it away. I have the worst attention span, and you always have to put up with me. But, according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything's the opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. Why can't you see me through his eyes?" And, in a weird way, I just made myself fancy James Potter. Hum.
She stared at me with wide eyes for a moment. Then proceeded to roughly shove me out of the door frame and lock me out of the bathroom.
"Oh, real mature, Tuney!" I growled before shuffling off to my room.
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