Ciel, Mey-Rin, and Grell:

Sebby, you know you are

An earl's best butler

You're more than just a

Passing cutler

You're like an angel

From the depths of hell

Ciel:

Oh Sebby, we love you

More than toys and cakes

We love you more than

Hate and shakes

We love you more than all things mentioned before

Grell:

Oh Bassy, you're

Demonically classy

You're kind of tall as you pass me

Not at all sassy!

Yes Bassy!

Ciel, Mey-Rin, and Grell:

So come home Sebby!

Come home Sebby!

Come home!

Mey-Rin:

Oh Sebby, I think it fills me with dread

To find you somewhere dead

So come home I beg

Oh Bassy, I am not all classy

But I'll be your lassie

I'll change my name Cassie

Ciel and Grell:

She'll change her name to Cassie

(Cassie!)

(Cassie!)

So come home Sebby!

Come home Sebby!

Come home!

So come home Sebby

Come home Sebby!

Come home!

Come home Sebby!

Come home!

.

.

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"Yes, my Lord."

"Sebastian, where were you!"

"I was fondling a cat when I realized that it was actually a platypus in a furry costume."