Back to Hell

Chapter One

Kenny McCormick was sitting on the side of Starks Pond with his favorite orange parka covering him. His eyes scanned the lake and just let the serenity of the area encompass him. His body and mind were overwhelmed with this eerie sense of calmness, that normally only came soon before he died. A soft sigh escaped his lips and he stood up before walking towards the green pine trees. He was just awaiting another one of the weird mishaps that kill him all the time. At first, he was terrified by all of it – but now, now it became part of his normal routine.

He felt a gust of wind surge past him and he took a deep breath. "Hit me with your best shot. I'm ready for whatever you've got," Kenny muttered. He heard a soft growl behind and his head whipped around. There, right in front of him, was a brown bear. Kenny could feel the animal's breath on him. Hadn't he died this way before? Yes, once when he was younger. His eyes focused in on the dilated pupils of the bear in front of him.

"Come on, just kill me already you little fucker," Kenny said with a smirk. The boy's eyes had a daring look in them. His words hung in the air and clung to the bear's fur. The bear's eyes dilated further and its breaths became heavier. Kenny just continued to smirk at the monstrous animal in front of him. He was actually quite happy to know he was going to die. He'd get to see his friend, Damien. "Come on, you fat fuck." The bear growled again and snapped its mouth right in front of Kenny's face.

In a quick moment the bear snapped its jaw and crushed the bones in Kenny's neck, killing him almost instantaneously. Kenny's world went black and he felt complete senselessness before being swopped into the fiery pits of hell.

"Kenny! You're back again!" he heard someone say. He rubbed his temple and opened his eyes.

"Oh, Damien," he muttered, "it's you. Damn you, fucker, don't scare me like that." Kenny punched his shoulder, playfully of course. Damien's red eyes sparkled as he looked directly into Kenny's.

"How'd you die this time?"

"Just some bear."

"Didn't you die that way before?"

"Yeah, a little weird, huh?"

"Seems like there's no new deaths for you. I mean, you've died so many other ways…" Kenny laughed.

"Yeah, I guess," Kenny said through laughter. Damien had to be one of his closest friends, seeing as he came to hell so much after every single time he died, which happened to be a lot.

"Come with me you weird ass, parka wearing freak. We're going to my room." Kenny stared at Damien for a moment before going with him. Kenny was extremely glad to be here, with someone that actually cared about him, opposed to the bastards that are his "friends" in South Park.

They arrived in Damien's room in a few moments. Kenny flopped down on his bed. "I'll have to go soon, won't I?" Kenny asked. Damien's eyes fluttered to the ground.

"Yes, but… only if you want to. There's a way to keep you down here, but it's not easy." Damien sighed, his words filled with heavy dread.

"What is it?" Kenny asked.

"Oh, um… naw dude. Let's just enjoy the little time you're allowed here, got it?" Damien growled through clenched teeth.

"No, you're going to tell me how I can stay here, or I will kiss your anti-Christ ass." Damien's face flushed.

"Don't talk back to me, earthling. You're going to listen to what I say, or I shall put all the evils of hell upon you."

"You fucking bastard, just tell me how I can stay with you!" Kenny jumped up and pushed Damien against a wall, his anger quite visible, seeming to leak off of him and into the very air around them. Damien growled again and kneed Kenny in-between the boy's legs. Kenny's mind was whirling and his grip loosened some, but he was still able to keep Damien against the wall.

"Please," there was desperation in Kenny's voice, "just tell me how I can stay."

Damien sighed and stared right into Kenny's eyes. "You have to let me fuck you."

A.N. Not only is this my first South Park story, this is for a pairing I don't even ship, and it's going to be a smut story-_-

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter… My smut will be up soon. OH, yeah, it'll be the first smut I've posted also! Forever love South Park, my man.

Plus, guys, I only JUST finished season 9, so I shall be finishing up all the seasons available on Netflix by the end of this week, by which point I shall be uploading a Dip story and a Style story! Enjoy!