~~~~~Chapter 1: A Compromising Scene~~~~~

~~~~~Eren~~~~

I felt myself falling asleep. Somehow, right underneath my consciousness I knew I wasn't awake. I had been dreaming, but in my dream I was falling asleep. I could feel warmth coming towards my bed. Heavy breathing. I couldn't see who it was. It was like I was paralyzed there under the covers. I couldn't lift my head to see who was there; it wouldn't have helped because it was so dark but I still wanted to try. I could feel a weight sitting at the end of the mattress, followed by the feeling of hands running up my leg. I gasped as the hands slowly made their way to my crotch. That's when I realized I was fully erect. What the hell? Why was I so horny in the middle of the night? And who the fuck was touching me? The hands had been rubbing my bulge through my pants, but made their way to the belt line and pulled them down just enough to let my hard cock be free. Whoever was there seemed to hesitate. It was about ten seconds of nothing, but it felt like an eternity. I wanted something to happen. I wanted to get up and see who just exposed me. I wanted them to continue.

The hands finally took hold of my dick, but unlike the warmth that I could feel coming off of the person, the hands felt cold. Way cold – like they had been washed in ice water. So cold. So clean. I gasped out loud. That's when I woke up. The sharpness of the cold forced me out of my strange dream.

I sat up and looked down at my pants. I had some serious morning wood. It was bright outside. I overslept. Ugh. I glanced up at the door, and to my shock, it was open. A very calm Levi stood in the doorway, looking at me as though he was judging me with his eyes they way he always does, except now he had a reason to judge me. That's where I am now. Looking at Levi looking at me. What the hell is this dude's deal? How long had he been standing there watching me?

"…Captain…"

~About 8 seconds of silence~

"Get up Jaeger. You overslept. There's no time for wet dreams in the Survey Corps."

~Levi leaves without another word~

GAAAAAH! Why the hell did he have to say that! It's bad enough that he caught me sleeping in, but then he has to go and say that! Great, now I know he saw my fucking morning wood. I don't think I'll be able to look him in the eye again… Man his eyes are creepy… I wonder what goes on in that mind of his… What the hell is wrong with me? If I want to rise up in the ranks I can't be lying in bed all day with a hard on! Got to get dressed…

~~~~~~Levi (and Levi's inner voice)~~~~~

That damn rookie Titan boy is late. I didn't see him report for breakfast. I was charged with watching him, so I have to keep a close eye on him or those pricks over at the Military Police will throw another hissy fit. Guess I will go wake him up. I keep thinking about the latest mission outside the wall. I lost my friends. (If you had just let him go into his Titan form, maybe they would still be alive….) Ugh, look at me, thinking like a child. No one knows the outcome of these things, Levi. Their death wasn't your fault. (Keep telling yourself that) It wasn't your fault. It wasn't your fault. (They aren't coming back and it's your fault) C'mon Levi! You damn idiot. Don't beat yourself up. It wasn't your fault. It was that female Titan. Annie. If you want any justice for your friends, the Survey Corps needs more usable information about these titans. We need to know if Eren can learn to harden his Titan skin like Annie. That's what today's experiments are going to be about. So just go wake him up so we can get working on cracking the riddle on these Titans…

I'm almost to his room. That rookie better be getting dressed or I'll –

Oh… He's still asleep… so peaceful… In his Titan form, Eren is (incredibly masculine) frankly terrifying. I keep forgetting he's just a boy. When he's asleep like this he looks so… Vulnerable (You like vulnerable)… Oh wow, does he have…? Morning wood? (Oh god that is huge fucking bulge. He must have quite the-) what the hell am I thinking? Levi, you pervert he's a boy. Just a boy. Just a youthful, energetic (obviously hung) boy. (What you wouldn't give to find a man with his endowments… The things you could do with that member). Shut up, Levi! Eren probably doesn't even know how to use that thing right. He'd be so naive. A virgin, most likely. (God knows you like virgins). Ugh. I disgust myself. (Face it, Levi; you'd love to see his face as he loses his virginity). Why am I so? (You haven't gotten laid in forever remember?) Don't remind me. (I do what I want) Get your mind out of the gutter Levi, He needs to wake up (He looks like he needs about the same amount of release you do) I swear If you don't shut up -

~Eren gasps in his sleep~

He's having a wet dream. (Aww look at his virginy-face) Shut up already!

"Eren, wake up!"

~Eren sits up, awaken and startled, looks down at his own erection, then up at Levi~

"…Captain…"

He just had to say it like that. Why? Why must he look at me like that? (He's so damn cute.) He's surprised. (You like that surprised look). He needs to get up. (He's already 'up') Get out. (No)

"Get up Jaeger. You overslept. There's no time for wet dreams in the Survey Corps."

~Levi walks out of the room and leans against one of the walls in the hallway not too far outside of Eren's room~

Dammit, Levi. (Look down, 'Captain') Oh god. (That's right, silly Captain, youuuu have a hard on!) I fucking hate you. Go away. (You know how to make me go away) But it's not a permanent solution (maybe not, but I'm going to keep bothering you until you do it) not now. (No, now) Really? Here? (There's no one around.) Ugh…

~Levi reaches down his pants and begins to rub his dick~

(That's right.)

~He unbuttons his pants so he can get a better grip~

Look at me, touching myself over a boy with a hard on. In the middle of the hallway. Of all the places to… (Yeaaaaaaaaah!) Don't be so smug. I'm a grown ass man jerking off in the dark like a teenager. (You love this) No I don't. (That's because you're not going fast enough…) Fine.

~He begins to go faster~

(Think about what his face would look like if you sucked him off) God his face would be priceless. (Now you're thinking clearly) I highly doubt that this is considered thinking clearl- (Concentrate!)

~He starts pounding his meat even faster, trying not to grunt~

(He's a virgin… I bet his ass is tight) So…. Fucking….. tight

(You just want to bend him over a table and fuck the shit out of him) I do, but..

(No buts, only butts) I hate you

(You love it. You love to think about what it felt like to rough him up a bit at the courthouse) A bit? You took over and beat the shit out of him

(That wasn't me, That was all you. And you liked being in control) …I did

(You want to be in control) I do

(You want to dominate him. You want to decide whether he hurts or whether he feels pleasure. You want to look at his face as he begs you for some sort of release.) Dammit…

(You want to order him to give you pleasure.) Yeah..

(You want his ass spread for you) Only me..

(You want to cum)

Shit!

~Levi throws his head back and cums into his hand, and some of it gets onto his pants~

Ugh. What a mess. Now I get to go change pants and wash the shit out of my hands. I hope you're happy. (So very happy).

~Levi zips up his pants and starts walking towards his room~

~~~~~Mikasa~~~~~

Eren is late. I didn't see him at breakfast. He's still a rookie here at the Survey Corps, even if he has gone outside the wall and come back. He can't seriously expect to go anywhere sleeping in like this. I've tried to trust him to wake up on time but obviously he can't even do that. Last time I trusted him to do his own thing the dumbass went and wound up eaten. Good thing he just so happens to be a Titan. For a minute I thought I wouldn't be able to live without Eren. I know now that if anything were to happen to him, I would still keep fighting to keep his memory alive, but, dammit Eren better not die again. Hmph. I can't even trust him to not get eaten. I guess I should go wake him up.

~Mikasa begins to make her way to Eren's room~

Eren.. He's like family to me. I love him like family. I can't believe he actually made it to the survey corps like he wanted. Thanks to that jerk, Levi. Damn Levi. I trust Levi's leadership without a doubt, but I still dislike Levi on a profound level. Seeing him beat up Eren at the courthouse made me want to murder him. I thought I could put aside my anger towards him since our latest expedition, but I can't stop thinking about that awful sound Eren made when the wind was kicked out of him. No one touches Eren. No one.

~Mikasa, deep in her thoughts, stops as she approaches Eren's room to see what appears to be Levi zipping up his pants as he leaves Eren's room, covered in stains on his lap~

What?!

~She hides around a corner, careful not to make noise and not to breathe too heavily~

Why is he leaving Eren's room like that? Zipping up his pants? No… it can't be…

~Levi leaves, and as soon as he is out of earshot she runs into Eren's room~

"Eren! I just saw-"

~She gasps as she walks in to see Eren putting on a pair of pants~

"NO.. He didn't…"

"Mikasa?"

"TELL ME YOU DIDN'T"

"Didn't what?! Mikasa?"

~Mikasa grabs Eren by the collar and looks into his eyes~

"Eren. Look into my eyes and tell me you didn't"

~Eren, terrified that Mikasa is about to kill him for waking up late, decides to apologize~

"I'm sorry, Mikasa! I'm really sorry! I'll be more careful next time! It won't happen again I promise! Just let me go!"

Did he just… apologize? So then.. He did… with him… I thought.. I don't know what I thought…

"Umm… Mikasa?"

~Snapping out of her thoughts, Mikasa becomes angry and furiously punches Eren in the gut and then leaves the room~

"…why…Mikasa…?"

~~~~~Eren~~~~~

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON?

Levi's being creepy in the doorway, and then Mikasa goes fucking crazy. I'm sorry I'm late people, but jeeze, being a titan takes a lot out of me. What's next? Is Armin gonna come in here and do something weird too? This day is off to a fucking fantastic start.

~Chapter 1, Fin~