Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)

Title: M 26 Seeks Kitty to Cuddle

Rating: M

Word Count (minus A/N and header): 314

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M 26 seeks kitty to cuddle (Chicago IL)

Date: 2011-10-21, 9:05AM CST

Reply to: kittylovr (at) craigslist (dot) org

Does your kitty need a home? Then I'm just the man for you! I'm an expert at kitty love and need a kitty to stroke.

Cute kitties are a plus but I'm an equal opportunist – even the ugliest kitty deserves some lovin'. While I prefer blond haired beauties, any color's fine – black, orange, multi-color, or gray – it doesn't matter, I love 'em all! Hairless kitties work, too! Who doesn't like to pet a smooth kitty?

Size is not a problem either. The bigger, the better, I say! I'm a big guy, I can handle a big cat! Tiny kittens work, too. Everybody loves a little kitty!

Only stipulation: no jealous pussies please. My girl likes to stay the night and nobody likes a cat fight when they're trying to sleep! My bed's king-sized – plenty of room for all of us.

Is your kitty shy? A few strokes with my magic fingers and even the shyest kitty will beg for more! Is your kitty feral? Not a problem! I'm a master kitty trainer! I'll have your kitty coming on command! Maybe your kitty prefers a feminine touch? Perfect. My girl loves kitties, too!

My talents don't end with taming and stroking, I'm awesome at grooming. Has it been awhile since you groomed your kitty? Hair's a wild, tangled mess? Not. A. Problem! I like groomin' kitties almost as much as I like strokin' em. Short hair, long hair, tangled hair, knotted hair, it's all good! I'm super gentle, too. I'll have even the skankiest kitty looking like a princess in no time (and purring just as quick!)

Shots not up to date? Not an issue. My brother's a vet! Just drop me a line. Pics are great but not required. I just want a kitty to cuddle!

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