*One Punch Man Intro Song*

"Man, whoever thought that Garou was close to breaking his limits. That's what got me really excited, said Saitama sounding bored. "Master, is something the matter, asked Genos." "Oh, it's nothing." "Hey, I almost forgot." "Genos, you said something about getting my hair back right, said Saitama." "Yes, master. Should we go?" "Yeah, lets go right now, answered Saitama."

As Saitama and Genos walked to 's lab, something caught Genos's eye.

"Wait, master. That old man is touching those girls breast, said Genos."

"Go ahead and stop him, not my problem, said Saitama still sounding bored."

"Where have I seen this old man. He looks famaliar, /emSaitama thought. He just shrugged his shoulders and notice that the old man was giving Genos the good stuff.

"Yo, Genos you okay, asked Saitama?"

The old man was about to turn Genos into another piece of modern art, which made Saitama pissed.

What really got Saitama's attention is the old man's attack.

"KAAA...MEEEEE...

"No, it can't be him."

"HAAA...MEEEEE...

"GENOS, GET OUT OF THERE NOW, yelled Saitama.!"

"Yes, Mas- HAAAAAAAA!"

Luckily, Genos escaped the kamehameha by creating an after image he learned from master.

The explosion wasn't that big since he controlled his blast, but the shockwave was massive, making people scream and run away. Genos was standing beside Saitama. "Master, please let me finish." "I have only used 50% of my power, Genos asked nicely." "Well, you quite a beating after using 50%." "But we can't attack this man." "He's on our side, said a serious Saitama." "I"ll go talk to him." "You stay here, Genos." "Yes Master, Genos said politely."

Saitama noticed the old man throwing his fist at Genos, but Saitama block his punch with no effort.

"Eh, who are you, the old man asked sweating a little bit?"

"My name is Saitama." "Are you Master Yoshi"

"Uhh, it's actually Roshi, young man." "Oh, sorry for saying your name wrong." "I suck at remembering."

"This young man's power is incredible. It's even powerful than that other Saiyan's ape form, Roshi thought." "I am a big fan of you and the Z warriors, Saitama said excitedly." "Eh, the Z warriors? Who came up with that idea, Roshi asked."

"It was woman with blue hair, that usually hangs out with the Z warriors."

"Oh, you must mean Bulma." "Yeah, that who I'm talking about, Saitama said."

"I can't believe someone smart like her, would come up with a lame group, Roshi sweatdropped." "I think it's an awesome name, Saitama said excitedly."

"Anyway, where are you boys headed?" "We're headed to Genos's place so I can grow my hair back, Saitama answered."

"Oh, okay. Well see you later then, Roshi said waving good bye."

The three of them forgot the explosion Master Roshi caused.

*Later*

"Master, we are here, Genos said."

"Alright, lets go in." "Yes Master!" As Genos and Saitama walked inside, Genos noticed was surprised on whatever he was researching. "Genos, is that you? I must show you some-...who is this young lad beside you, asked?" "This is Master Saitama, the one who saved me from the mosquito with a single slap or people would like to call it *Bitch Slap*, Genos said."

"Oh really?!" examined him head-to-foot. Luckily, was not the type of person to judge by appearance. He was a bit more like Saitama who didn't care about how people judged him.

"I must thank you for taking care of Genos, Kuseno said with a smile." "Oh, it's no biggie. Still, Genos has alot to learn." "He sure does." Genos blushed a bit while Saitama and Kuseno laughed (Genos's blush is oil black, get it).

"Before I start the hair project, I have urgent news for you." "What is it Doc?" "While I was creating an upgrade for Genos, something crashed into my lab." "Did it look like a big, white ball, Saitama asked?" "Yes it did, and I-...wait, you already know what it looks like, Kuseno asked?!"

"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REALLY A BIG, WHITE BALL, I JUST GUESSED, Saitama yelled!"

p style="text-align: left;""Oh, well then do you want to see the ball?" "Yes, Doctor, Genos answered." Kuseno showed them the white ball he was talking about. "Hmm, this ball looks similar to this one anime show I watch at home, Saitama said." "You must mean Dragon Ball Z, master." "Oh yeah, Saitama said." "Why are they pale white, Genos asked?" "Probably because Kami is dead, Saitama answered." "So that means the Dragon Ball Z show is real?!" "Certainly because that old man we mer looked like Roshi and it looked like he was headed to the hospital to meet someone." "What do you know about these Dragon Balls, Saitama, Kuseno asked?" "Since I hate long speeches, I'll explain it in 20 words or less.

"Dragon balls are magical orbs that grant you any wish you want." "And thats why I have other urgent news!" "I have found the origin place of these Dragon balls." "A place called *Namek*. Does that ring a bell to any of the episodes you watched, Kuseno asked?" "Actually, it does, but I don't feel like explaining, Saitama said." "I understand." "By the way, what time is it?" "It is 7:58PM, Master, Genos answered." " OH CRAP I GOTTA GO! See you later Genos and Kuseno. Saitama was at his house under 10 seconds. Doctor, why do you think Mastet is in a hurry, Genos asked?" "Every Saturday, 8:00PM, a new episode of Dragon Ball Z comes on, Kuseno answered."

"I see, well can you turn on the big TV to the channel where Dragon Ball Z is about to start, Genos asked?" "Sure."

*The next day*

Saitama was watching the news, while he brushed his teeth in the "In other news we have caught a video tape of an old man putting a number to Demon Cyborg." "What does this mean to you folks?"

"Who was video taping, Saitama thought?"

THATS THE END OF THE FIRST EPISODE. SORRY IT WAS SHORT, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. ALSO THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE COMING VERY SOON