One morning Naruto was wondering around the village streets, when he decided that it was such a nice day to annoy his favourite team mate Sasuke

Ok this is the first Fanfiction I have put up in a while, review me if you want more of this story written, because I will gladly write more lol. ok its basically about Sasuke and how he has a problem lol. enjoy!

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One morning Naruto was wondering around the village streets, when he decided that it was such a nice day to annoy his favourite team mate Sasuke. His favourite team mate was Sakura but she got blown up yesterday because no one likes her. Anyway, Naruto raced towards Sasuke's house.

"I can't wait! I am gonna annoy the crap out of Sasuke! First I am gonna knock on his door continuously, then when he opens the door I am gonna push him over and mess his whole house up!" Naruto happily cheered as he approached the house.

Inside the house, Sasuke was in the bathroom, not feeling too pleased with himself.

"I can't believe I ate that! I am never eating that much again!" he complained. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Oh no! I can't let anyone see me like this!" Sasuke gasped trying to ignore the annoying continuous knocking on his door.

Naruto grew impatient of the fact that his annoying knocking seemed to make no impact on Sasuke.

"What the? Where the hell is Sasuke?" Naruto asked himself before stopping knocking on Sasuke's door.

"Oii! Sasuke! Where the hell are you! You're ruining my fun!" he yelled out.

"Go away!!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto could faintly hear a strange noise before and after Sasuke spoke.

"No! Come and open your door!"

"No! Go!" Sasuke yelled again. Naruto heard the noise more clearly now, it sounded like vomiting.

Was Sasuke vomiting? Why was he vomiting? Naruto thought to himself.

"Sasuke! Are you vomiting!?" Naruto called.

"No! Go away!" an annoyed Sasuke called back, hoping Naruto would disappear.

Naruto was getting fed up with Sasuke's unkindness and opened the door. He marched through the living room but didn't see Sasuke anywhere, so he continued to search around, then opened the door to Sasuke's room. Naruto's mouth dropped and his eyes widened as he saw a bright pink room with pink walls and pink pillows and pink curtains.

"What the f-" Naruto gasped, petrified now noticing the room had purple carpet and had a sailor moon bedspread.

Before the scared Naruto could say another word, his attention was taken from the disturbing room, and drawn to the vomiting sound coming from the bathroom. Naruto knew it could only be one person, so he headed towards the bathroom.

"Sasuke are you in here?" Naruto asked as he opened the door, now seeing what the cause of the sound was.

"Oh my god!! Sasuke what the hell are you doing!?"

"Get out you idiot!" Sasuke screamed quickly taking his finger from his mouth that he previously used to vomit.

"Sasuke why the hell are you doing that!?" Naruto yelled rather taken back by Sasuke's actions. He never knew Sasuke barfed. Sasuke was too ashamed to answer Naruto's question, and just sat still hoping Naruto would just go away and leave him alone.

"Hey! Sasuke answer me you freak! Why are you sticking your finger down your throat like one of those freaks on those TV shows that have problems?!" Naruto yelled again, shocked and confused by his team mate.

Sasuke started to tremble as he turned around to face Naruto. Naruto waited for a response from Sasuke, and then noticed tears in Sasuke's eyes.

"Because I'm fat!!" Sasuke cried.

"What!? Are you kidding?" Naruto asked surprised. Sasuke sadly nodded then reached into his pocket and got out a picture. Naruto concentrated on the picture then frowned once he found out what it was a picture of.

"What the hell?"

"I wish I was thin and sexy like sailor Mars!" Sasuke whined holding up the picture of sailor mars (from sailor moon).

Naruto almost died of shock.

"What the hell! She's a girl! You're not even fat!" Naruto yelled