Chapter 1 Where this all begins

Louise was sweating and panicking internally. Why did she have to say that she would summon a mighty and powerful familiar better than everyone else's?

In the middle of the Tristanian Summoning Court

"Did everyone summon their familiar yet?" the teacher asks. She knew that she was incompetent in magic and yet her pride and Kirche's teasings drew her into saying all of that. All she can really do right now was make herself even smaller than she already is. Unfortunately, Kirche doesn't seem to want to let this opportunity go. "Oh, Louise hasn't tried yet~." Damn that red-headed whore. Ugh, now I have to go try. Ok, calm down Louise. "I can do this."

Summoners Rift-Mid lane

As Annie walked back into the lane after her 9th death she was raging at her team for feeding her opponent.

While she was busy ranting about it in chat, a swirl of purple mist surrounds her and soon transforms into 5 black spires in the shape of a pentagon around her with a purple haze in between each of them. Annie, not paying attention, walks straight into the haze and realizing what just happened panics, but it's too late and she gets stunned. Veigar pops out of the bush laughing. "Bwahahahahaaa, you think you were a match for me, the greatest of all evils? HAH, you couldn't be more foolish." immediately as he says that, he casts *dark matter* on top of her and as it falls, he chucks *baleful spite* at her as well, nearly killing her. "Well guess you're tougher than you look huh, Annie. Oh well" He then casts *primordial burst* causing a massive explosion of primal energy making him howl in laughter.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, hah, it's these things that I truly enjoy." As he goes to back, he hears something. "My servant that existed somewhere in this vast universe," "WHAT!? WHO'S THERE!" Hearing what's either a yordle or a child talking made him somewhat tense. "My divine-" "Are they talking about me?" "Wise-" "Hmm probably is" "Powerful-" "Yep it is" "Beautiful servant-" "OK I TAKE THAT BACK" "Heed my call, I wish from the very bottom of my heart-" It's at this point a portal opens up in front of Veigar. "Ok, I guess I might as well go through this portal to potentially giant void creatures...NOT" and he immediately turns around and walks to the base. As he was walking, the portal began to move towards him, slowly gaining on him. When he turns to look at the portal and realizing it's closer than before, he immediately starts running away. The portal then speeds up to match his pace. Veigar panicking throws and *event horizon* in its path to try to buy some time, but the portal just ignores it and he uses *flash*, but in the wrong direction. Soon Veigar was taken away from Summoner's Rift.

Back in the Tristanian Summoning Court

As most people predicted, Louise's attempt caused another explosion. It knocked out some people, but most of them were already prepared for it and were mostly fine besides the smoke and dirt on their clothes now. They immediately began jeering at her failed attempt at summoning a familiar. Louise slowly and slowly became more and more depressed. At least, until she saw a faint glimmer in the smoke. Gaining some hope, she immediately goes to see what it is. When she did reach it, all she found was a big purple mage hat covered in metal platings all around it. It looked a bit odd, but the thing that really stood out is that it looked like it would fit a child. If it wasn't for the size, she would've thought it might've been a wandering mage's or a teacher's custom hat. It was at this point where she hears a boy's voice that wasn't familiar. It was odd for two reasons. One, she remembers most of the students in her class and would've known who was talking. Two, he wasn't making any sense, making seemingly random noises.

After seeing how everything was going, the irresponsible teacher decides to make a decision.

"Alright Louise, go and bind your familiar."

"...What?"

"Go bind your familiar"

"No, I heard you, but what do you mean by 'my familiar'?"

"Well, you probably summoned the thing in front of you, so it's probably meant to be your familiar."

"WHAT!? B-b-but look at him, he's probably a mage though?!"

"Well, I don't know about that though, he just 'Looks like a mage', so why not do it."

"Ugh fine, but promise your taking responsibilities for what happens when he gets mad."

"Sure, whatever, I'm tired and I just want this class to end," Says the lack of sleep teacher.

(Okay, this is probably gonna result in so many problems, but maybe this is my hope for becoming a mage proud to be a part of La Vallière)

Meanwhile, Veigar is just thinking what is going on.

(Okay, let's see weird pink-haired yordle whos a summoner, probably a human next to her, a group of kids surrounded us, a bunch of weird creatures like that floating eye, and to top it all off, I HAVE NO IDEAS WHAT THE F&#^ THEY ARE ALL SAYING)

As he was thinking, Louise walks up to him, blushing, grabs him by the coat and kisses him, making his thoughts even more muddled.

(WHAT DID THIS YORDLE JUST DO!?)

This makes him very flustered(I AM NOT) since this was also his first kiss(IT WASN'T).

A moment later, his right claw starts to heat up. While the burning was noticeable, he's experienced worse. However, after it was finished burning, magic started pouring into him from it, trying to influence his mind.

(IS THIS GIRL TRYING TO MIND CONTROL ME!? WELL NOT TODAY NOOBS)

He starts to channel the primal energy within his heart to purge the magic influencing his mind. It succeeds, but exhausted him, making him pass out.

"Hmm, seems like it worked, good job Louise, you're actually a mage. Now then, Jean said he would lend me a favor if I gave him a copy of all the familiar's runes, so Imma just takes a look for now."

But none that was really heard by Louise, since she was just thinking about how strange it is to summon another person, possibly a mage to make matters worse, but at least she actually managed to summon something. She takes a look around her to realize that everyone already left her with her familiar.

"Ugh, guess I'm gonna have to drag him back to my room I guess."

A few Hours later

Louise managed to drag the kid's body with his staff and weird hat with her to her room. It took a while, but she managed to find a servant to help carry him. When she did get back to her room, she decides to take a bath while waiting for him to wake up. When Veigar does wake up, he finds himself in a bedroom. (Ugh, where am I) After drowsily getting up, he immediately goes to the window to get a grip on where he is. When he looks outside though, he sees something strange. (Two moons? Huh, Diana would love this huh) Still drowsy he has random thoughts about stuff. It's at this point a door opens to reveal Louise wearing only a towel. (Hmm, pretty sure Lulu has a bigger bust than her. I would know after that incident) After a moment, he realizes that he probably should yell at her insolence of not fearing the greatest of all evils known as Veigar.

"You insolent summoner, you just relaxedly bathe after you interfere with a match? I demand an explanation."

At him rambling, Louise gets annoyed and takes her wand and tries to cast a silencing spell. Of course, like every spell, an explosion happens, with Veigar knocked across the room. After getting back up, he gets mad at her attempted assault.

"You insignificant brat, you dare to try and attack me!"

"Wait, hey I understood that?!"

Weirdly enough, after the explosion, both start to understand what the other is saying.

"Hmph, finally started to speak some sense, now then-"

"Look, I don't know who you are, but you are my familiar and will obey me" Louise cuts him off with her pride.

"So, dress me"

"...What?"

"I said dress me, I'm not waiting all day for you to put me in my nightgown."

"AS IF I'M GONNA DO THAT!" as he says that, he grabs his staff and hat and bonks her on her head.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?" Louise gets infuriated at his insubordination and pulls out her whip.

"I'm getting out of here that's what." and at that, he jumps out of the window.