A/N So, it's midnight, and me and my little sister are up, and apparently we had WAY to much sugar. This might not make sense. just a warning.
WARNING: MAJOR OOC!
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, Strawberry Shortcake or part of the Obama speech.
It was a beautiful day at Camp Half Blood. The strawberries were growing divinly and the campers were in good spirts. The Titan War was over, and everyone could finally relax and enjoy the silence.
Grover, Percy and Annabeth were sitting in the Big House, laying on an old sofa, bored. They were silent until the ancient television automatically turned on- which was was weird becuase it never really worked. The three friends were very perplexed.
Then, Strawberry Shortcake-Grover's favorite cartoon- appeared on the screen.
"It's been a berry nice day in Strawberryland, but not for you suckers!" Strawberry smiled at the camara. "Back to you Bar Rack Oh Mama."
Someone whispered to Strawberry, and she grew as red as her name. "I mean, Barack Obama."
Percy, Grover and Annabeth looked at each other, clearly confused. His name wasn't Bar rack Oh Mama?
The screen was then filled with Obama's face.
"Hello my fellow American's, I'm here and happy to say, We'll be bombed on this momentus day!"
Grover looked at his friends, and started to making ambulence sounds; Percy joined in.
"But here's the good news, it won't happen to us. The bombs gonna land on Camp Half Blood, miles away from us."
Annabeth got up and flung her hands in the air and started screaming for Chrion while running in circles, knocking down lamps.
"Child!" Chiron yells at Annabeth. "What in the name of Zeus are you screaming about?"
"Camp Half Bloods gonna be bombed!" She yelled still running around. Chiron then flung his hands in the air and followed Annabeth's example, screaming his own name.
Obama then pointed at them and said, "Percy Jackson, you are the chosen one."
Freaked out, Percy ran around like Chiron and Annabeth. Grover still making ambulence sounds.
They heard jet planes in the air, so they ran outside and looked up; they were the terrorists! Everyone ran around screaming for their moms and dads, Chrion, and Strawberry Shortcake to come back on TV.
The bombs were released and only one fell out. It magically glided down and landed right in front of Percy Jackson. He looked at it in awe.
"Don't touch it!" Annabeth ordered. "We don't know if it is triggered by pressure!"
"What are we gonna do!" Chiron cried.
"Percy's the chosen one!" Clarisse yelled. "It's his duty!"
"Okay, okay." Percy muttered. He kneeled down next to the explosive. "Deactivating a bomb: no problem."
"Don't touch the button!" Annabeth grinned.
"Okay." Percy said.
Just then Travis Stoll was walking by, not noticing the apocalypse. He past Percy, and triped over his leg, and to catch his balence, he grabbed Percy's head, accidently pushing it down onto the red button.
"NO!" was all the campers could say before:
BOOM!
The campers, besides Percy, stood there, no bomb, no Percy in sight.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah." said Nico. "Wouldn't we have died too?"
"Oh yeah-"
BOOM!
A/N Are you confused? If so, here's the run down: Percy exploded, The campers were still alive, but then they blew up, even when there was no bomb (the bomb exploded with percy) Don't be offended by the terrorists and stuff, I realized a little late that people might be sensitive since 9/11 is coming up.
Ummmm, Review? Yeah, that's pretty much it.